Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(AP Photo/Diether Endlicher)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    * I had a hard day at the office which resulted in my drinking more of my dinner than usual.

  2. Gollum says:

    Ya’ gotta love a country where the waitresses whistle at *you*.

  3. DaveD says:

    She blows and gives good head.

    (I apologize, but it was the first thing that popped into my mind seeing the pic)

  4. elliot says:

    Whistle: 99 Cents
    Waitress: 7.50 Hr + Tips
    Hillary celebrates Oktoberfest: Priceless

  5. Kent says:

    “Here, let me wet your whistle.”

  6. Anderson says:

    DaveD and I were raised in the same gutter, evidently. I got nothin’.

  7. dennis says:

    Yet another day at the Kennedy Compound

  8. Triumph says:

    Bush demonstrates his method for his brilliant decisionmaking.

  9. peterh says:

    Hey…..are ya ready for a timeout or what…..

  10. Wyatt Earp says:

    Putting the “ho” back into Hoegaarden beer.

  11. yetanotherjohn says:

    Ilsa gives you great head … and the beer arrives foamy also.

    A solid 4 + 8 beers, no wonder she has to keep the rape whistle ready.

    That’s not a whistle its a straw.

    Sen. Kennedy, your nurse is here.

    Whistle while you work.

    Eight beers at a time … that’s going to leave a mark.

    Why Germany’s productivity rate always dips in the fourth quarter.

    Beaultiful beer bearer bears beer by blowing

    Now that’s a gym coach who knows how to get on the right side of her students.

  12. Kenny says:

    “It comes in pints? I’m gettin’ eight.”


    Suddenly, she was the most beautiful woman in the room.

  13. Scott_T says:

    1) (Mr. Burns voice): Ah, they’re warming up for Oktoberfest festivies already. Excellent!

    2) Dude, whoever filled those steins should be shot with that much head on it. What a rip-off.

    3) Something you wouldn’t see when Ahmenajad (sp?) goes to Columbia. I do believe that his head would explode.

  14. Gollum says:

    And just who doesn’t lust after a girl with a grip like that?

  15. Gollum says:

    Hoisting ten beers is indeed impressive. Five beers in ten mugs? . . . not so much.

  16. Gollum says:

    Later that night, with her sore jaw and hands sticky with head, Greta decided that this was not the job she had signed up for.

  17. Gollum says:

    Oktoberfest: more head than freshmen week.

  18. Gollum says:

    Probably the only picture in the world that makes me wonder what it feels like to be a whistle.

  19. Gollum says:

    I don’t care what her real name is, to me she’s just “Angel.”

  20. Gollum says:

    Most girls just yell; Karin comes with a whistle.

  21. Mercutio says:

    You’ll never guess where I keep the tuba.

  22. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “Where’s the birthday candles?”

  23. John425 says:

    Breakfast is served at the DailyKos Kidz Nursery School.

  24. John425 says:

    Tweet, tweet (whistle)-“Make way for the Chappaquidick Express!”

  25. John425 says:

    Waitress (straining to remember): “Is it blow the whistle and serve the man beer, or is it blow…?”

  26. DaveD says:

    I was wondering how Rodney gets through judging these contests week after week after……

  27. Deathlok says:

    Kennedy . . .Party of One!

  28. Deathlok says:

    Some head and a blow job.

  29. Rachel Edith says:

    I whistle a happy tune
    And ev’ry single time
    The happiness in the tune
    Convinces me that I’m for sobriety

  30. Steven L. says:

    “God, I hate serving Kennedy — I have to be a waitress AND lifeguard.”

  31. Hodink says:

    Captain Von Trapp gets Maria to use her whistle properly. Family Von Trapp wins Oktoberfest Karaoke Contest singing 99 Bottles Of Beer.

  32. MikeM says:

    Most traffic cops try to discourage drunk driving, but not Helga.