Monday, September 24, 2007
Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
* I had a hard day at the office which resulted in my drinking more of my dinner than usual.
Ya’ gotta love a country where the waitresses whistle at *you*.
She blows and gives good head.
(I apologize, but it was the first thing that popped into my mind seeing the pic)
Whistle: 99 Cents
Waitress: 7.50 Hr + Tips
Hillary celebrates Oktoberfest: Priceless
“Here, let me wet your whistle.”
DaveD and I were raised in the same gutter, evidently. I got nothin’.
Yet another day at the Kennedy Compound
Bush demonstrates his method for his brilliant decisionmaking.
Hey…..are ya ready for a timeout or what…..
Putting the “ho” back into Hoegaarden beer.
Ilsa gives you great head … and the beer arrives foamy also.
A solid 4 + 8 beers, no wonder she has to keep the rape whistle ready.
That’s not a whistle its a straw.
Sen. Kennedy, your nurse is here.
Whistle while you work.
Eight beers at a time … that’s going to leave a mark.
Why Germany’s productivity rate always dips in the fourth quarter.
Beaultiful beer bearer bears beer by blowing
Now that’s a gym coach who knows how to get on the right side of her students.
“It comes in pints? I’m gettin’ eight.”
Suddenly, she was the most beautiful woman in the room.
1) (Mr. Burns voice): Ah, they’re warming up for Oktoberfest festivies already. Excellent!
2) Dude, whoever filled those steins should be shot with that much head on it. What a rip-off.
3) Something you wouldn’t see when Ahmenajad (sp?) goes to Columbia. I do believe that his head would explode.
And just who doesn’t lust after a girl with a grip like that?
Hoisting ten beers is indeed impressive. Five beers in ten mugs? . . . not so much.
Later that night, with her sore jaw and hands sticky with head, Greta decided that this was not the job she had signed up for.
Oktoberfest: more head than freshmen week.
Probably the only picture in the world that makes me wonder what it feels like to be a whistle.
I don’t care what her real name is, to me she’s just “Angel.”
Most girls just yell; Karin comes with a whistle.
You’ll never guess where I keep the tuba.
“Where’s the birthday candles?”
Breakfast is served at the DailyKos Kidz Nursery School.
Tweet, tweet (whistle)-“Make way for the Chappaquidick Express!”
Waitress (straining to remember): “Is it blow the whistle and serve the man beer, or is it blow…?”
I was wondering how Rodney gets through judging these contests week after week after……
Kennedy . . .Party of One!
Some head and a blow job.
I whistle a happy tune
And ev’ry single time
The happiness in the tune
Convinces me that I’m for sobriety
“God, I hate serving Kennedy — I have to be a waitress AND lifeguard.”
Captain Von Trapp gets Maria to use her whistle properly. Family Von Trapp wins Oktoberfest Karaoke Contest singing 99 Bottles Of Beer.
Most traffic cops try to discourage drunk driving, but not Helga.
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