Monday, October 22, 2007
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Ellen: Hillary is up here, and your down here… Just joking.
Obama: Funny… now here’s my punch line.
And, basically, it all continued to degeneres from there.
A new way for voters to decide on Presidential candidates — who would you rather dance with?
Ellen and her new dawg.
Obama: “oh YES, my kids will love to walk this imaginary adopted dog. Are you sure it’s ok that I take it??”
Ellen: “what kind of problems could it possibly cause???”
While Obama coming out of the closet may help him in the democratic primary, some strategist question if it might prove to be a drag in the general election.
Because she loved Obama, DeGeneres decided to give him to her hair dresser and support Clinton.
Proof that Obama is not ‘black enough’.
Recognizing that the polls were telling him his presidential aspirations were not to be fulfilled, Obama started on a modeling career.
Sen. Obama, I recognize that invoking JFK is a powerful image in the democratic party, I just don’t think dancing the watusi is the right way to do it.
You can fool all of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but you can’t get elected when you dance like a fool at any time.
Barack and Obama hold imaginary leashes to imaginary dogs that cause imaginary dust ups that only imaginary people care about.
“But under my domestic policy there’ll be dogs for everyone!”
“Ellen, no Jenna jokes or I’ll punch you right in the ovaries. Then people will see I’m a tough candidate.”
Auditions for the regrouping of “The Village People” continue apace. Here, two contestants have trouble spelling out the “YMCA Song” gestures.
Still more proof that two white guys can’t dance.
“Ya know, hot, emotional, good-dancing, TV gay personality with many ex-partners, I’m gonna need a Vice President. And you do like your vice.”
Barack: I’m movin….I’m groovin….
Ellen: Coooool…..I still ain’t doin ya….
Espousing diversity, Obama demonstrates his “blackness” to a failed lesbian who’s lover left her for a man.
“Do you get along with cats, Obama?”
Ellen: I like your moves, Obama! What’s the name of the dance.
Obama: Iggy Pop!
Ellen: Oh, Boo hooooo!
Getting “jiggy” for Iggy.
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