Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    “Undeniable now, steroids have become mainstream in every walk of life from professional sports….and golf, all the way down to the Knights of England”

  2. markm says:

    “We are the Knights who used to say “WHINNEY””

  3. George Becker says:

    Aramis couldn’t make it so his horse will be sitting in.

  4. Gollum says:

    Horse: “. . . so my second wish was to be the greatest football player in the world, and the genie says, ‘Granted,’ and then my third wish I say ‘I want a d*ck down to my ankles,’ and the genie smiles and says, ‘Granted,’ and then he disappears. I was pissed at the time but that was years ago and now it’s just kind of funny.”

  5. Gollum says:

    William: “What’s the problem? You told us to get a couple of horse for the roadtrip! Oh . . . right then!”

  6. yetanotherjohn says:

    I think the inbreeding of the aristocracy has reached crisis proportions.

    Thousands of Catholics rioted at the crusader parody which they called an insult to their religion.

    Life lesson #759. When planning on a two person costume, always make sure the other person is as committed tothe costume as you are.

    While always a dark horse candidate, this appeal for a “New Crusade” to Washington is not likely to push him into ranks of the front runners.

    British football hooligans and their love of horsing around.

    The female reporter fainted after he showed her why the trio chose him to wear the horse costume.

    England’s finalist in the upper clas twit of the year contest.

  7. Wyatt Earp says:

    1. “We are the knights who say ‘neigh.'”

    2. John Kerry takes in a football game.

  8. Kenny says:

    With all the GOP retirements in Congress would-be Congressmen are beginning to line up.

  9. Anderson says:

    Pity poor David Beckham. Not only is Beckham’s replacement breaking all his records on the field, but recent reports confirm that Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham has left her hubby for the newcomer, who is supposedly “hung like a stallion.”

  10. John425 says:

    The Knights of Spam-a-lot indulge in a little “consensual” horseplay.

  11. John425 says:

    British Knights give “menage-a-trois” a slightly different twist, emphasizing “Menage”!

  12. G.A.Phillips says:

    Two knights and a stupid liberal.

  13. John425 says:

    Mr. Ed visits “Her Majesty’s Home For the Once and Truly Re-tards” and poses with caregivers in photo opp.

  14. Scott_T says:

    1) No one expects an Equine Inquisition!

    2) Well get him! And the horse he came in on.

    3) Dumbledor apparently spoke the wrong word during some horseplay afterhours at Hogwarts.

    4) England’s best defender. How could you slide-tackle a four-legged animal?

  15. physics geek says:

    Ted Kennedy decided that, for once, he’d be the other end of the horse.

  16. floyd says:

    Joey and Packy are seen here reunited with Fury after a long E-QUEST[rian] internet search!
    They were said to be frustrated and “Furious” when,Mr.Ed, Flicka,Trigger[a bit stuffy], and Silver all showed up as imposters to claim the REWARD!
    Which WAS actually HAY for a change!

  17. Bithead says:

    Perhaps if we were to build a large wooden badger…

  18. Bithead says:

    We are the Knights who say Neigh!

  19. peterh says:

    All I said was….you have to be a horse’s ass to join a crusade….and…like…poooffff….

  20. Mr. Right says:

    After all the screaming he did to celebrate his game winning goal, the star midfield was a little ho(a)rse.

  21. Mr. Right says:

    TAKE 2 (slight grammar correction)…

    After all the screaming he did to celebrate his game winning goal, the star midfielder was a little ho(a)rse.

  22. Rachel Edith says:

    “I’m the dark horse of 2008. I’m Mike Huckabee.”

  23. Dennis says:

    Camilla took time out to visit with the public.

  24. Bithead says:

    * But why do *I* always have to play the back end?

    * Why the long face, Ed?

    * JOCKEYS do it with their horses

    * The new Startrek film was getting off on a less than promising start.

    * “Get me off this horse,” Tom derided woefully.

    * Oh, dear… it’s the three Horsemen of the Apocalypse! And one of them actually has started to look the part!

    * “Mount your horse, men!”…..” We’re not that lonely, Sir.”

    * What Charley People look like.

    * How to tell if you’re in Montana

    * Sure, we’ll got to dinner, but not our freind, here… he’s got the trots.

    * For Mrs. Emma Hamilton..two Scotsman on a horse