Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Tuesday PM (delayed one day)

Also there wil be no OTB Caption Jam this weekend as I will be without internet access.

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. DaveD says:

    Christopher Dodd and Hillary Clinton share a moment following Tuesday night’s Democratic presidential candidate debate.

  2. Dave Schuler says:

    When Zombie met Sally

  3. Dave Schuler says:

    What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a place like this?

  4. Dave Schuler says:

    Let’s get out of here. There are a bunch of stiffs at this party.

  5. Dave Schuler says:

    Your plot or mine?

  6. elliot says:

    Hmmm, let’s see….34B.

  7. stillearly says:

    “That’s some hickey you’ve got there…” “Taken a good look in the mirror lately, buddy?.”

  8. Hodink says:

    And in other news, Sen. Larry Craig has opened a straight, gay, bi and transgendered chain of restrooms called Sex Pot with appropriate signs and signals posted on the entry door. Tap tap. Howl!

  9. yetanotherjohn says:

    The bar had reached that magical time when the number of drinks is added to the prospective pick ups hottie rating to produce a pair of 10’s meeting.

    364 days out of the year the girls all rejected him, but he was a babe magnet that one night every year.

    There really are no winners in a divorce, but sometimes the survivors meet and can comfort each other.

    They did the monster mash. It was a graveyard smash.

    What kind of guy tries to pick up a one night stand when she is all bloody? Oh yeah, him.

  10. RWB says:

    Dittos Rush

  11. Scott_T says:

    1) Who let the ghouls out, Who, Who? (OK, OK I’ve used similar ones before, it fits, sue me.) :p

    2) Ah the after-effects of what happens when the Nutroots turn on each other. Sweet ambrosia.

    3) I’ve had my eye on you. I want it back now.

  12. Scott_T says:

    Yeah I’m sure you’ve seen me before, I was in Shaun of the Dead and Resident Evil: Apocalypse, and you? (stupid Zombie celebrity pickup line)

  13. Dantheman says:

    She: What do you find most attractive about me?
    He: BRAINS!!!

  14. MikeM says:

    “I’ll see you on the Senate floor, Edwards.” “Right back at you, Hillary.”

    (DavidD took my first thought.)

  15. Rachel Edith says:

    Nobel Prize winner Al Gore and conservative pundit Ann Coulter exchange niceties.

  16. I think I have to go with Bob Hope on this one:

  17. Foo, the comments don’t like embeds. I guess I’ll have to settle for a link.

    I think I have to go with Bob Hope on the one:

    Bob Hope on Zombies

  18. John425 says:

    Twice rejected but undaunted, Ron Paul fights for admission to the Flat Earth Society’s Halloween party.

  19. peterh says:

    All right….I think I’m down to 5 reasons now on why your “NO” may still be a “yes”…..shall we review…..

  20. Gollum says:

    Fred’s deadpan humor was a hit with the ghouls.

  21. RT says:

    Tipper and Al have their first dance at the University of Tennessee Halloween party. Always the social misfits, they forgot to wear costumes.

  22. Hey, lady – tell it to the hand!

  23. Deathlok says:

    “I word of advise. . .Don’t eat any of the Fonzi there. I think, I’m gonna hurl.”

  24. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “Tofu is not the same as brains!”

  25. ken wilkinson says:

    Girl asking-“Why have you just eaten your glove puppet.”?