Monday, November 12, 2007
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Look Ma, no hands.
So, Mr Craig. I don’t mind teaching you lessons, but this is not what I had in mind.
In another first, former President George H.W. Bush on a tandem jump receives a mid-air refueling.
Flap harder, Icarus!
Bush 41 – “I’m gonna find those WMDs.”
* Skydivers go down faster
* Skydivers: Good to the last drop
* Don’t you guys think you’re taking security to the extreme?
With charming flair, dignity, and grace, former Presidents Carter and Bush announce that they are coming out of the closet, acknowledging their forty year relationship.
Seconds later, The Senior Bush’s Cheeks deployed and he landed safely.
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in.
Pull over. I’m citing you for following too closely.
is that a liberal in your pocket or are just happy to to fly with me…..
I pull your ripcord if you pull mine first…..
Are we going to have time for the “M,” the “C”, and the “A”?
I don’t think it’s very tasteful for Rodney Dill to base a caption contest on doctored photos from a South Korean scientist’s bogus human cloning experiment!
Gawd….it’s great to finally get into the mile high club….
“Read my lips: brr, brr, brr, brr, brr,”
Skydiver in foreground: “No, I didn’t pack the parachute, I thought you were going to do it.”
Rear Skydiver: “No- I thought you were carrying it.”
Skydiver Bill to Hillary: “Nice of Obama to lend us his skydiving gear, but when is the parachute supposed to open?”
George: “That better be a cigar Bill.”
The two man Iranian National Bob Sled Team in practice over Teheran.
1) This was not the Golden Parachute Bush Sr. had expected when he left office.
2) Remember its not the ground that kills you, it’s the sudden deceleration.
2a) If Bush Sr’s chute did fail he would, unfortunately die. But if the same thing happened to Hillary!, she’d just bounce because of all the Botox she’s been injected with.
3) Funny, when Bill Clinton says to a partner “Lets jump out of a plane in tandem”, it has a totally different meaning.
4) Dubya in the Oval Office looking at his mail and thinking, “Dad’s Secret Service detail gets all the fun.”
5) Any Republican Ex-Presidents better get all of these whims out of their system before any plane-mounted lasers need testing when their’s a Democrat in office.
Heh, that’s good I didn’t put the link in their for Olde Bill, so do I get a commission from any hit on that link from James?
That should be your next contest, generate the most links in the fewest words, and have it make sense.
Shoot, I forgot the chute.
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