Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

From last week when suitable pictures were few and far between (three contests used the mychopsticks bra picture) to this week where I’ve found at least 5 promising pictures. Oh Well, Ron Paul probably has a short shelf life so he gets the nod.


(AP Photo/CBS Face the Nation, Karin Cooper)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jay Wills says:

    Ron Paul meets Barney Frank.

  2. ralph says:

    you’ll get used to the ice sir, but it’s good for the roids and keeps you cool for the debate.

  3. Rachel Edith says:

    “How do you operate this dummy?”

  4. David Harris says:

    Ron Paul took the wedgie like a man.

  5. Bithead says:

    The tech had a bad time trying to fix the malfunction in the robot’s control system

  6. elliot says:

    Say, are you related to Ru Paul, because you are sitting on the microphone.

  7. McGehee says:

    “Now remember, Captain Pike — it’s one blink for ‘yes’ and two blinks for ‘no’.”

  8. Kenny says:

    Ron Paul thought he’d try a new face for the nation …

  9. Bill says:

    Man, have I fooled them or what… hehe..

  10. yetanotherjohn says:

    The room was tense as the Ron Paul animatronic was stuck in ‘wry disbelief with humor’ setting just minutes before the debate.

    While Ron seemed amused at his “I think I just made a bigger government program” quip, the technician who had to clean it up did not see the humor.

    Ron Paul: The gold standard for presidential candidates since 1988.

    In a recent poll, Ron Paul was selected as the candidate voters would most like to share a prune juice with.

    Remember the scene in ‘Bruce Almighty’ where flying monkeys come out of the guy’s butt?

  11. Fersboo says:

    No, I don’t have a ‘wide stance’. Why do you ask?

  12. John425 says:

    “Oooh, That feels Grr-rrrreat!”

  13. FormerHostage says:

    Thought bubbles:

    RP: Hee hee! I made a poopie!
    Tech: Dammit! We told his people to make sure he had his “Depends” on!

  14. FormerHostage says:

    A Ron Paul assistant helps the candidate pull another idea out of his…

  15. FormerHostage says:

    Sir, do you realize you don’t have any pants on?

    Why yes. Yes I do.

  16. FormerHostage says:

    “Uh sir…well…I guess it’s OK for now but once we come back from commercial break you’ll have to stop masturbating.”

  17. elliot says:

    Where will you be when diarrhea strikes…

    Technician: “Whoa, mop on the set ASAP please”

  18. floyd says:

    BOXERS OR BRIEFS? Which makes a better wedgie?….depends!

  19. Dantheman says:

    The critics give Ron Paul’s debate performance two thumbs up. Way up!!!

    (punchline borrowed from Get Fuzzy)

  20. Maniakes says:

    I kept telling you your face might get stuck like that if you kept making faces, but did you listen?

  21. TheHat says:

    I saw Star Trek The Next Generation and I know the off button is somewhere here…Now I if I can only get to it before he explodes!

  22. peterh says:

    Hey….what’s your problem Paul…..Bush enjoyed me riding him last week…..

  23. G.A.Phillips says:

    “Ron Paul handler of camera”……It’s down under his right ribcage….it’s the button that says bat shit…….

  24. John425 says:

    Ron Paul gets “wound up” (literally) as he prepares to address the Flat Earth Society.

  25. Wyatt Earp says:

    Elaine Benes off-screen: “Yankee Bean, Yankee Bean, I like my Yankee Bean!”

  26. Dennis says:

    Well here’s your problem….

  27. Scott_T says:

    1) Techie, “So you like Gladiator movies sir?”
    Ron Paul, “No, but it was a nousy week to stop meeting with my Neo-Nazis friends donors thanks to LGF.”

    2) Paul thought bubble “Hmm, two taps on the back and a shove on my chair. Whats that signal again?”

    3) Paul, “Damn dentures, had to suck them back in again.”

  28. John425 says:

    “Oooops, silly me- I meant to say Public Enemy, not public enema.”

  29. rodney dill says:

    Tech in back: “Yes Ron, I have seen a grown man naked… but you’ll do anyway.”

  30. FormerHostage says:

    Tech: “Oh, I believe you sir. I just can’t imagine how you get your head up there in the first place!”

  31. FormerHostage says:

    RP: “Thankee, youngster. Here’s a nickel fer yer troubles.”
    Tech: “Uhhhh…thanks.”

  32. FormerHostage says:

    Aw crap! This thing needs a 220 hookup!!!

  33. FormerHostage says:

    “Well, I’m just a stage hand sir but I don’t honestly believe that the ability to fart the Star Spangled Banner makes you better qualified to be President.”

  34. Dennis says:

    Uh, Sir…the Nation is this way…

  35. MikeM says:

    Don’t worry, sir, I’ll have your face re-inflated, just as soon as I find where to insert the air hose.

  36. Serr8d says:

    This was one timely find, given the strange things Ron Paul is doing with Cookies…I’ll submit this pshop as an entry…