Thursday, November 29, 2007
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
* Nobody could tell what was on his mind.
So who is “Hillarg” anyway?
HILLARY INKS CONTRACT TO WRESTLE BUTTER BEAN AT UP COMING DEM FUND RAISER.
I thought it was HillargoB
Fatheads for Hillary!
Even Hillary thought “written in blood” went a little too far. There was no way her health insurance proposal would cover that…
Even Jabba the Hutt has climbed onto the Hillary bandwagon.
So who is “Hillarg” anyway?
Yeah. Everybody knows it’s spelled Hillarrgghhh.
“HAHAHAHAHAHA….shaved head. You won’t hear ME say THAT very often”
And if you look through his right ear, you can actually read her talking points . . .
Hillary catering to the pumpkin carving bloc of voters.
It is tough taking blood out of the stoned.
What Hillary is laughing at, the left side of the guys head, which reads “Huma call me.”
In a foiled right wing conspiracy plot, Bernie Kerik is busted on a dry run at Hillary HQ. It was believed Bernie was testing his cover as a future CNN/Youtube plant.
For those who think wearing your beliefs on your sleeve does not go far enough.
Hillary gloats fiendishly as the “invisible hand” writes on the man’s head, but she does not understand the rest of the sentence: “Mene, Mene, Tekel, Up-harsin”.
Wilfred Brimley loses last ounce of dignity in trying to get someone else to pay for his diabetes meds.
Unfortunately the left side was not available as it was occupied by a permanent Miami Dolphin’s tattoo.
Hey Bob…What did she just tattoo on me?
Ever the opportunist, Hillary took advantage of the expansive whitespace to write out her entire platform.
Despite his earnest assertions to the contrary, sticking his neck out for Hillary was simply a physical impossibility.
Of course, the endorsement was less ringing once he showed her the lobotomy scars . . .
CNN denied any bias in their coverage and apologized to anyone who was offended by the reporter’s choice of make-up.
I think I can rest my case as to why Hillary shouldn’t be president. I admit it is guilt by supporter, but it is none the less persuasive.
To combat rising questions of lesbianism, Hillary took a page out of Madonna’s book and start touring with her “boy toys”.
Of course he supports Hillary, she’s announced that mental health will be covered by her nationalized health insurance plan.
While I admire Hillary’s ability to work with caucus goers, I think the branding is going just a bit over the top.
Can you imagine what the first seven women to have sex with this guy must have been like?
Guy in left of picture praying: “Oh please don’t let her like this idea and make the entire staff shave our heads.”
What Hillary uses instead of tampons these days.
Some of Hillary’s more naive campaign workers set this up after hearing rumors about how much “head” Bill got while HE was campaigning.
This guy also painted a “W” on each butt cheek so that when he mooned her it said “WoW”
And you thought Gorbachev had a bizarre birthmark!
Empty space encompassing empty volume…whattayagonnado?
Hillary’s idea to “brand” supporters was a transparent effort to secure the Texas vote.
Hillary surreptitiously lifts her leg and marks her territory.
This is most effective way to stop W from fondling my head.
Another undecided voter receives his unbiased question to put to the GOP candidates.
See what happens if you fall asleep during a Hillary speech?
Male aide: uhhhh….Hillary…..Huma (with arms folded) is not amused that her “expensiveâ€ lipstick is being used in such a fashion…
Hillary:***cackle***when I’m done with this head***cackle***she’s next***cackle***
Brought to you by Heinz Ketchup.
So this Asian guy gives me $2,500…
Man going online thinking: Whew, what a party last night….tap tap tap….I never got so drunk in my life…tap tap tap…
ah here it is…tap tap tap…. DoItYourself.com…tap tap tap…
…How do you remove permanent paint from skin?
It’s either Bill getting head or Hill offering it.
President Hillary! was pleased with how much more effective her adaption of Delores Umbridge’s punishment technique was over waterboarding.
Still angry at her husband, Hillary devises an alternative to “Bill” boards.
“Full disclosure? They want full disclosure? FINE. Now, go find the next Republican debate.”
Fat man does not understand that being branded by Hillary is first step towards eunuch-hood.
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