Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    * Nobody could tell what was on his mind.

  2. Gollum says:

    So who is “Hillarg” anyway?

  3. ralph says:


  4. rodney dill says:

    So who is “Hillarg” anyway?

    I thought it was HillargoB

  5. Dave Schuler says:

    Fatheads for Hillary!

  6. Kenny says:

    Even Hillary thought “written in blood” went a little too far. There was no way her health insurance proposal would cover that…

  7. Dave Schuler says:

    Even Jabba the Hutt has climbed onto the Hillary bandwagon.

  8. Dave Schuler says:

    So who is “Hillarg” anyway?

    Yeah. Everybody knows it’s spelled “Hillarrgghhh”.

  9. markm says:

    “HAHAHAHAHAHA….shaved head. You won’t hear ME say THAT very often”

  10. Gollum says:

    And if you look through his right ear, you can actually read her talking points . . .

  11. Fersboo says:

    Hillary catering to the pumpkin carving bloc of voters.

  12. Tom says:

    It is tough taking blood out of the stoned.

  13. Scott_T says:

    What Hillary is laughing at, the left side of the guys head, which reads “Huma call me.”

  14. markm says:

    In a foiled right wing conspiracy plot, Bernie Kerik is busted on a dry run at Hillary HQ. It was believed Bernie was testing his cover as a future CNN/Youtube plant.

  15. Dantheman says:

    For those who think wearing your beliefs on your sleeve does not go far enough.

  16. John425 says:

    Hillary gloats fiendishly as the “invisible hand” writes on the man’s head, but she does not understand the rest of the sentence: “Mene, Mene, Tekel, Up-harsin”.

  17. John Burgess says:

    Wilfred Brimley loses last ounce of dignity in trying to get someone else to pay for his diabetes meds.

  18. rodney dill says:

    Unfortunately the left side was not available as it was occupied by a permanent Miami Dolphin’s tattoo.

  19. Dennis says:

    Hey Bob…What did she just tattoo on me?

  20. Gollum says:

    Ever the opportunist, Hillary took advantage of the expansive whitespace to write out her entire platform.

  21. Gollum says:

    Despite his earnest assertions to the contrary, sticking his neck out for Hillary was simply a physical impossibility.

  22. Gollum says:

    Of course, the endorsement was less ringing once he showed her the lobotomy scars . . .

  23. yetanotherjohn says:

    CNN denied any bias in their coverage and apologized to anyone who was offended by the reporter’s choice of make-up.

    I think I can rest my case as to why Hillary shouldn’t be president. I admit it is guilt by supporter, but it is none the less persuasive.

    To combat rising questions of lesbianism, Hillary took a page out of Madonna’s book and start touring with her “boy toys”.

    Of course he supports Hillary, she’s announced that mental health will be covered by her nationalized health insurance plan.

    While I admire Hillary’s ability to work with caucus goers, I think the branding is going just a bit over the top.

    Can you imagine what the first seven women to have sex with this guy must have been like?

    Guy in left of picture praying: “Oh please don’t let her like this idea and make the entire staff shave our heads.”

  24. Gregg says:

    What Hillary uses instead of tampons these days.

  25. FormerHostage says:

    Some of Hillary’s more naive campaign workers set this up after hearing rumors about how much “head” Bill got while HE was campaigning.

  26. FormerHostage says:

    This guy also painted a “W” on each butt cheek so that when he mooned her it said “WoW”

  27. FormerHostage says:

    And you thought Gorbachev had a bizarre birthmark!

  28. FormerHostage says:

    Empty space encompassing empty volume…whattayagonnado?

  29. Wyatt Earp says:

    Hillary’s idea to “brand” supporters was a transparent effort to secure the Texas vote.

  30. John425 says:

    Hillary surreptitiously lifts her leg and marks her territory.

  31. This is most effective way to stop W from fondling my head.

  32. Uncle Pinky says:

    Another undecided voter receives his unbiased question to put to the GOP candidates.

  33. FormerHostage says:

    Liberal stigmata.

  34. floyd says:

    See what happens if you fall asleep during a Hillary speech?

  35. peterh says:

    Male aide: uhhhh….Hillary…..Huma (with arms folded) is not amused that her “expensive” lipstick is being used in such a fashion…

    Hillary:***cackle***when I’m done with this head***cackle***she’s next***cackle***

  36. kevin says:

    Brought to you by Heinz Ketchup.

  37. Art Smith says:

    So this Asian guy gives me $2,500…

  38. elliot says:

    Man going online thinking: Whew, what a party last night….tap tap tap….I never got so drunk in my life…tap tap tap…
    ah here it is…tap tap tap….…tap tap tap…
    …How do you remove permanent paint from skin?

  39. Hodink says:

    It’s either Bill getting head or Hill offering it.

  40. Jay Wills says:

    President Hillary! was pleased with how much more effective her adaption of Delores Umbridge’s punishment technique was over waterboarding.

  41. John425 says:

    Still angry at her husband, Hillary devises an alternative to “Bill” boards.

  42. Timmer says:

    “Full disclosure? They want full disclosure? FINE. Now, go find the next Republican debate.”

  43. John425 says:

    Fat man does not understand that being branded by Hillary is first step towards eunuch-hood.