Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

seasanta

(PRNewsFoto/Newport Aquarium)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Patrick T McGuire says:

    Due to TSA delays in clearing his carry on baggage, Santa was forced to use alternative transportation.

  2. DaveD says:

    Better watch out, global warming, for goodness sake.

  3. Grewgills says:

    Now comes! Now arnei! Now, capensis and villosus!
    On, coronatus! On, erectus! On, barbouri and borbonensis!

  4. Grewgills says:

    Winter Wonderland 2200

  5. Gollum says:

    Mbeberrbry Crbrissbmabassbs! Hobobbo hobo hobobbobo!

  6. Gollum says:

    Hasbro introduces the Obama Claus – – in way over his head, yet remarkably cheerful.

  7. Dantheman says:

    Christmas in Atlantis.

  8. elliot says:

    Air…Air!

  9. ralph says:

    A.C.L.U. FILES SANTA LAWSUIT. AQUARIUM IN COURTHOUSE ON PUBLIC PROPERTY…DEVELOPING.

  10. “Another Attempt By The A.C.L.U. To Water Down Christmas.”

  11. rodney dill says:

    Looks like Rosie O’Donnell’s Alma Mater.

    (Grewgills might be able to figure that one out)

  12. John Burgess says:

    “Blub, blub, blub! Merry Blubmas!”

  13. yetanotherjohn says:

    Even sea monkeys need Santa.

    Looks like Rudolph doesn’t get to play the underwater reindeer games.

    Tug on his beard … I don’t think that is the real Santa.

  14. yetanotherjohn says:

    Nothing celebrates the birth of Christ like an aquarium display with seahorses and a sleigh.

  15. John425 says:

    Mafia message: Tonight Santa sleeps wid da fishes!”

  16. John425 says:

    That dirty old man, Santa, seeks out the Little Mermaid who is supposed to be a great piece of Tail!

  17. Scott_T says:

    1) “Grandma got run over by Santa’s submersible while scuba diving late one Christmas Eve” was not the hit that the record company had hoped.

    2) Santa’s new way to avoid the US Air Force’s Santa Tracker system, but now he had to contend with US Navy’s nuclear sub fleet.

    3) Tim Allen’s “Santa Claus 4: The Subclause” was fated to sink all box office records.

  18. Roger says:

    1. Santa: I hope the Japanese fishermen don’t mistake me for a whale!”

    2. The Cousteau Christmas Special. Next! On the National Geographic Channel!

    3. Sorry, Charlie! That gift is for AquaMan.

    4.
    They seek him here
    They seek him there
    Still, the ACLU can’t find that Christmas shill
    Is he at a courthouse or in a mall
    They’d do best to look under that seashell

    5. Santa found Nemo.

  19. peterh says:

    Sooo….long story short…..after the Russians exercised their eminent domain on my North Pole property, I moved the biz to New Orleans where I thought I got a great deal on this parcel of land….any other friggin’ questions…..

  20. peterh says:

    What the heck is this…..I don’t recall a “waterworld” addendum in my santa “Clause”….

  21. nocoen says:

    Santa Claus announces that he is opposed to LOST (Law of the Seat Treaty)…as the North Pole’s Home Rule will be overrulled by the UN…

  22. ralph says:

    DATELINE.. NORTH POLE… CAUSE OF ICE CAP DISAPPEARANCE SOLVED… ICE DOESN’T FLOAT ANYMORE!

  23. John425 says:

    Santa finds seahorses are no substitute for on-strike reindeer.

  24. Hodink says:

    Santa – “I have a bad case of diarrhea.”

  25. Set271 says:

    AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT….
    A NEW WAY TO SELL CHRISTMAS JUNK MADE IN CHINA TO THE GENTILES!

  26. physics geek says:

    After global warming melted the North Pole, Santa was forced to replace his reindeer with sea horses.

    How the Grinch drowned Christmas.

    The Fishtank Before Christmas.

    Santa’s cousin, Namor Claus, stages coup on Christmas Eve.