Caption Contest

Time for the Christmas OTB Caption ContestTM


(AP Photo)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

… and to all… have a Merry Christmas!

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Comon!. We can do it….C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A… Opps, we’re one short.

    Have a Merry Christmas one and all.

  2. DaveD says:

    And Merry Christmas to you, Rodney, from all of us at the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes Retirement Village.

  3. The Dance of the Sugar Plump Fairies

    (Merry Christmas Rodney, and to everyone at OTB.)

  4. The OTB staff lineup for their Christmas card picture.

  5. floyd says:

    This time you’ve gone too-too far.

  6. floyd says:

    Lake water reflects up!

  7. floyd says:

    AW..c’mon ,a little tradition can’t hurt! Give us back the eight tiny reindeer!

  8. floyd says:

    They’re ready to take the “plunge” but viewers are ready to get the plunger!

  9. floyd says:

    White shoes after labor day??? Am I the only one here with “fashion sense”??

  10. mama on the island says:

    oh come on now girls I said kick with all you got.. not sit down on the logs, okay here we go again, KICK those flabby leg’s! oh heck forget this lets go have tea !

  11. al lycan says:

    Look at the reflection over there! HE’S not wearing any panties!!!

  12. Bithead says:

    I’m not too sure about this new debate format….

  13. JustADude says:

    This ain’t your fathers River Dance

  14. Santa says, “Yes, I need eight tiny reins, dear.”

  15. Something was clearly lost in translation.

  16. JustADude says:

    Things get out of hand on the writers strike picket line.

  17. Dantheman says:

    Global warming’s impact on the Ice Capades.

  18. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Oh we’re gonna have a nuclear winter.
    for the next ten thousand years


    (courtesy of SNL, and probably some unemployed writer on the picket line)

  19. “Heh, I heard Oglethorpe $#*!#& the girl at the end of the line.”

  20. JustADude says:

    On Dasher , On Dancer ….

  21. MikeM says:

    The ladies were working on a holiday routine after being rejected for both “Swan Lake” AND “Swine Lake”.

  22. Gollum says:

    Obviously *someone* didn’t get the “white tutu Tuesday” memo.

  23. Gollum says:

    Nine ladies dancing . . . kersploosh! . . . nineeight ladies dancing . . .

  24. Gollum says:

    Ugh . . now we know where the eight lords were leaping — off the bridge!

  25. Gollum says:


  26. robertl says:

    It’s obvious: Spawn Lake

  27. ralph says:


  28. “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.” ( Oops Too Late )

  29. elliot says:

    Guy: As I said before, we are one person short to spell out Christmas….now where the heck is Holly?

    Girl on the end: She stormed out of here, she didn’t like always being last and she told me you can kiss her ‘S’

  30. mannning says:

    Bedecked Bolshoi Babes’ Brinkmanship

  31. John425 says:

    Dance of the Sugar Plum Walruses.

  32. John425 says:

    Canadian forces launch new ice-breaker method after global warming docks expensive ships.

  33. John425 says:

    “Dancing with the Stars” contestants inadvertently send demo tape to “America’s Funniest Home Videos”.

  34. Rachel Edith says:

    Kid to cell phone – “Hey Mom. You missed it. They turned around with letters on their shirts that spelled out SON OF DOG.”