Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Michael Jackson’s New Years Eve Party in Japan.

  2. elliot says:

    Little kid in front: Pfffffthup, ahhhh….
    Big kid in front: Phew
    Little kid in front: So.

  3. John425 says:

    Conscripts for the North Korean Army report to induction center. Yu Dum Kluk (shown at far left) is age 32 and shows signs of under-nourishment.

  4. John425 says:

    Young Japanese salary-men await bullet train to financial district.

  5. Kenny says:

    You want a piece of me (and my Verizon network)!?

  6. Wayne says:

    The contest of who can go the longest without going has its first disqualification.

  7. I’m too old for Pampers, and not old enough for Depends

  8. Timmer says:

    The annual boy boobie pageant kicked off in Tokyo today…

    Your Shoalin skills are no match for my army of miniature sumos.

  9. John425 says:

    Chuck Norris’s endorsement of Huckabee brings out a veritable army of new volunteers for the upcoming campaign battles.

  10. John425 says:

    RonPaulbots emerge from laboratory creche.

  11. elliot says:

    Belated thanks for the second place position last week – Elliot

  12. Wyatt Earp says:

    Babes in Soyland

  13. Bithead says:

    * … and for the next 12 years, the boys learn the art of ‘survival of the fattest’.

    * Sumo…Japanese for “oversized jock strap”

    * The only advantage of being Sumo at this age is that they don’t have to shave their legs to avoid being mistaken for the average American feminist

    * Look, Dad told me it was either this, or learning to be a waiter an Benihana, and I’m no good with blades.

    * I think I’m turning Japanese.. I think I’m turning Japanese.. I really think so….

    * This new breed of Sumo grow up to be small, so they can fit in their country. The one on the left is actually 27 years old.

    * The one team the Miami Dolphins can beat reliably.

  14. floyd says:

    AW…Geezz; Sumo has just NOT been the same since they went to the “healthy lunch” program and took all the sweet snacks and pop out of the machines!

  15. floyd says:

    Heck, nowadays it’s the AMERICAN kids that are built like SUMOS!!… We don’t stand a chance anymore!

  16. floyd says:

    Facing budget cuts; the SUMO team had to “downsize”!

  17. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Michael Moore goes shopping for his own Minime.

  18. Alan Kellogg says:

    1. “Listen up people! I need all reincarnated zen masters to go to the left.”

    2. “I told you about stuffing the cat down the toilet.”

    3. Today Fruit of the Loom revealed their new boys briefs designed according to OSHA safety regulations.

    4. Before the new rash ointment could be tested, doctors needed rashes it could be tested on.

  19. “Ask Your Doctor If Crestor Is Right For You.”

  20. Yallways says:

    “Just when I think I’m out of the diapers, they pull me back in.”