Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


(via Drudge)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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  1. DL says:

    Hillary continues her famed listening tour causing NOW to drop their support for conduct unbecoming a liberal woman.

  2. markm says:

    “This…could be THE biggest vote of your lifetime. People around the world will take note on this vote. You should REALLY think hard about who will get your first and second vote. Should you choose incorrectly I will personally come to your house AND EAT YOUR G*DAMNED EYEBALLS OUT…DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME B!TCH!!!!!!!!”

  3. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “I just couldn’t bring myself to vote for yer Senator Clinton… I think we need some good old homespun Arkansan or Midwestern wisdom more than some hoity toity New York Lawyer.”

  4. Patrick T McGuire says:

    Having previously announced that she won’t answer questions at her meetings, Hillary attempts to communicate using the Vulcan mind meld method.

  5. Gollum says:

    (let’s listen in now as the savvy campaigner makes her last moves in Iowa): “And who do you think really under that dark skin of his, dearie, hmmmmmm? I don’t know, maybe, SATAN!?” *Thundercrash*

  6. ralph says:


  7. Gollum says:

    Winning the hearts and minds of Iowans, one act of initmidation at a time.

  8. Gollum says:

    The would-be Grunter-in-Chief.

  9. Gollum says:

    Hillary in Iower, trying to prove she’s Just Like Them.

  10. rodney dill says:

    “I’m sorry Senator if it was a long bus ride… but you can’t cut ahead of me in the restroom line…”

  11. elliot says:

    Your are getting sleepy, very sleepy. You are now under my control. At the snap of my fingers you will vote for Hillary. One,Two,Three…..

  12. Dennis says:

    Look into my Lazy eye…….

  13. “The Votes Are In And The Eyes Have It!”

  14. markm says:

    “…uh, no…NO the former President DOES NOT STILL HAVE CIGARS AROUND THE HOUSE…thank you very much”

  15. SeniorD says:

    Trying for a new ‘friendly’ persona, the Carpetbagger Junior Senator from New York channels Wile E. Cayote in search of the ever elusive Presidency Road Runner.

  16. DaveD says:

    Hillary’s thought: (Damn, it looked so natural when Bill did this.)

  17. Rachel Edith says:

    “ET phone home.”

  18. Triumph says:

    Just another weathered liberal.

  19. Fersboo says:

    Aliens v Predator III: The Queen’s Revenge.

  20. yetanotherjohn says:

    I always told you she was full of sh*t.

    Hillary is told that tonight was Bill’s annual conjugal visit.

    Handlers blamed defective Chinese semiconductors for the intermixing of ‘happy’ and ‘amazed’ on the same face.

    You know, I might just vote for her to get four years worth of pictures like this.

    Hillary discovers what the ‘Rocky mountain oysters’ she just ate are made from.

    While yes it does help shrink swelling of hemorrhoidal tissue, there can be some side effects.

    Why Hillary’s national health plan includes a mental health component.

    You have to watch the next part in slow motion, but her tongue shoots out and licks the Obama sticker off the ladies sweater.

  21. Roger says:

    And we thought Christopher Walken looked scary.

  22. rodney dill says:

    Must… resist… looking… at… her… camel… toe…

  23. FormerHostage says:


  24. John425 says:

    Hoping to outdo Medusa, Hillary turns onlooker into stone without snake-hair.

  25. John425 says:

    Hillary hears first reports of Ron Paul’s amorous intentions toward her.

  26. markm says:

    Spending $200 per vote in Iowa…required

    Braving the cold to caucus….necessity

    Old lady asking Sen Clinton “didn’t you think that thong made Monika’s butt look big?”…priceless

  27. markm says:

    “Must… resist… looking… at… her… camel… toe…”

    DUUUUDE!!!…over the line, WAY over.

  28. Scott_T says:

    1) Hillary: must resist, urge, to, pop, that zip. She’s a prospective voter damnit!

    2) Hillary proves that you can drink too much caffinee during these bus tours.

    3) **bbrrrrpppppp** (hey what do you know, she can let something out of her ass)

  29. Mad eye, moody…

  30. Hillary channels her inner Marty Feldman to cope with the unbearable inanity of running for president.

  31. Well, there goes the opthamologic vote.

  32. “Hazel? Oh my, no. Even though I had to clean up for Mr. B, my name is Hillary.”

  33. Hillary belatedly pays the price for turning a blind eye to Bill’s misdeeds for so long.

  34. And here I thought it was Bill that had the wandering eye…

  35. “Yeah? Well, can Barack Obama do this?”

  36. Like Bush 41, Hillary struggles with “the vision thing.”

  37. Hillary aptly demonstrates why Democrats focus on 20/20 hindsight.

  38. John425 says:

    Onlooker asks Hillary if Keith Olberman is a serious news reporter.

  39. rodney dill says:

    If you hold a sneeze in, your eyes can pop out.

  40. Dave Schuler says:

    What’s worse if you hold a cackle in, your eyes can pop out.

  41. Bithead says:

    * No wonder people tell Her she’s full of it. She looks like she’s been constipated for the last month.

    * Hillary does her Scrat imitation.

    * I can’t handle the pressure? * I *can’t *handle * the *pressure?

  42. rodney dill says:

    Onlooker: “Look out she’s gonna blow!”
    Bill: “Yeah, I’ll believe that when I see it.”

  43. As fatigue sets in down the stretch in Iowa, Hillary keeps her eyes crossed and makes finger contact with each potential voter she encounters.

  44. Tonight at the Des Moines Multiplex-10:
    Night of the Iguana
    No Country for Old Men
    There Will Be Blood
    I Am Legend
    Little Miss Sunshine
    The Queen
    Paths of Glory
    Touch of Evil
    Reign Over You

  45. “An eye for an aye?”

  46. Bithead says:

    * Stoned? Why, no, I’m not stoned. Why do you ask?

    * Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAUTERIZE: MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER.

    * Egad… How much coffee can she DRINK, anyway?

    * Hillary can mimic anything to get elected. A Potato, for instance.

    * “Oooooh there’s a fire in her eyes for you.”

    * Well, she’s good for parts, anyway. Look, her eyes come out, real easy.

  47. greengle says:

    *Hillary right after getting one more cookie recipe to “keep her man happy and at home” and right before her head imploded.

    *No, I did NOT know it was legal to marry a pig in Iowa during a leap year…

    *Lady, if you don’t get out of my face RIGHT NOW? I am about five seconds away from turning my designer necklace into a garote!

    *You’re KIDDING! I’m STILL in Iowa?!

    *Obama rubbed your bunions? (RELUCTANTLY) Okay…take your damned shoes off.

  48. DL says:

    Damn I think I took a handful of Ex-lax instead of vitamins….

  49. Jay Wills says:

    Having been raised not to talk with her mouth full, Hillary! was unable to tell the frantic voter that she had just eaten her children.

  50. markm says:

    Old milk shake: “MM..Mrs Clinton, third place in Iowa is a kiss of death. Can you fire up the troops for New Hampshire?”


  51. Gollum says:

    Old millk shake: The Navarone? Erm, you do know how that novel ended, right?

  52. Gollum says:

    Third. THIRD!!!

  53. markm says:

    “Old millk shake: The Navarone? Erm, you do know how that novel ended, right?”

    Think Pulp Fiction.

  54. peterh says:

    Hillary…..chillin’….or not…

  55. (Since we’re going to get all Pulp Fictiony…)

    Thinking… “The truth is you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be a shepherd.”

  56. MikeM says:

    It’s MY PARTY! And, I’ll cry if I want to.

  57. Timmer says:

    Hillary learning that the Chelsea/Mary Cheney rumors seem to have been confirmed.

  58. Hodink says:

    In an effort to be the candidate of change, Senator Clinton practiced hypnosis on audiences departing the Oprah Show.

  59. elliot says:

    I don’t know who you are, but here’s a funny joke I heard in the office today:
    “Bill Clinton, an Intern and a box of……”

  60. Who would be a poor man, a beggarman, a thief – if he had a rich man in his hand?
    And who would steal the candy from a laughing baby’s mouth if he could take it from the money man?
    Cross-eyed Hillary goes jumping in again.
    She signs no contract but she always plays the game.
    Dines in Chautauqua village on expense accounted gruel,
    But Barack Obama is taking her to school.
    Laughing in the playground – gets no kicks from little boys (Ed: read John Edwards); would rather make it with a letching grey (Ed: read Bill Clinton).
    Or maybe her attention is drawn by Richardson, who watches through the railings as they play.
    Cross-eyed Hillary finds it hard to get along.
    She’s a poor man’s rich girl and she’ll do it for a song.
    She’s a rich man stealer but her favor’s good and strong;
    She’s the Robin Hood of the Upper West Side – helps the poor man get along.

    — with apologies to (Ian) Anderson

  61. The face that launched a thousand SCHIPs.

  62. “I’m ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille.”

  63. That thing about the eye of a hurricane being calm, well, fuhgetaboutit.

  64. So if you’re down on your luck and you can’t harmonize,
    Find a girl with far away eyes.
    And if you’re downright disgusted and life ain’t worth a dime,
    Get a girl with far away eyes.

    — with apologies to K. Richards/M. Jagger

  65. RT says:

    Hillary: “Oh no. That suppository is kicking in. Look interested. Look interested. Oh, crap!”

  66. Deathlok says:

    “Hillary, How’s the crow taste?”
    “Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmm”