Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Probably a bad idea as the picture is funny enough on its own. Use of self-censoring characters in some words is recommended, Th*nk y*u.

(AP Photo/Koji Sasahara)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. “Don’t worry–it’ll shrink in the wash.”

  2. And, of course, the obvious:

    Fuji wondered what he had done to piss off the trainers.

  3. “During the lockout, the NHL briefly toyed with the idea of replacement players from Japan. Three minutes and two beheadings later, they reconsidered their decision.”

  4. Maniakes says:

    “This used to be my shirt, but after eating Subway sandwitches for six months…”

  5. Mark says:

    New York sports fans have found an even better potantial chant than “Who’s you daddy” when hockey season resumes later this year.

  6. Rachel Edith says:

    “On second thought, I’d really like to use my first name only, like Ichiro Suzuki in baseball.”

  7. The Man says:

    Yeah! Up Yours Fuji!

  8. Bithead says:

    If you see my girlfreind, tell her I’ve got her shirt.

  9. AYB says:

    Sumo wrestling just won’t be the same without the jumbo-sized Huggies.

  10. Kenny says:

    The NHL’s newest star was clearly a Minolta Man.

  11. McGehee says:

    New uniforms for the crew of the Goodyear blimp.

  12. After spending all weekend trying to print his digital vacation pictures, Yutaka expressed his sentiments by legally changing his name.

  13. Russ says:

    “… soon to be joined by his new teammate, Screwyouseki.”

  14. Rodney Dill says:

    Ponder the imponderable: Why does the NHL allowed fan jerseys with FUKUFUJI, but NFL won’t allow fan Jerseys with RON MEXICO?

  15. Scott_T says:

    1. Carl Lowblowski idles wonders while holding up his new jersey. “Just why doesn’t the NHL have a proofreader when ordering jerseys, and just who is this Fuji-character and why is someone so mad at him?”

    2. Fukufuji is wondering just how much padding is supposed to be carrying on the ice with a jersery that large, and just why did he get choosen to be wear Target’s Trademark on his front by the NHL’s new advertising department?

    Thank God he’s switching to goalie.

    3. Whew! I got the breathable-cotton one.

    4. Fukufuji thinking “Man,” ((snap)) “My girlfriend won’t be wearing one of these, because I’ll invariably get asked ‘Does this make me look fat?'”

  16. The Man says:

    The NHL tries out a staple of the successful XFL, by letting players put whatever the hell they want on their jerseys.

  17. LorgSkyegon says:

    Kodak CEO Antonio Perez has finally decided what his vanity plates will be.

  18. Joyce says:

    Told he couldn’t carry Fuji’s jock strap, Trevor tried to get even with his critics.

  19. Biff Remington says:


  20. Obviously, 69 was taken.

    Mount Fuji?

    2,4,6,8, Our goalies name means fornicate!

    Yoshi Ijufukuf was not amused by the rookie hazing he had to endure.

    Should John Roberts be denied a seat on the Supreme Court, I think I know who might be next in line. Well, either him or Fukuleahy.

  21. bullwinkle says:

    He was used to a certian amount of ribbing from the other guys on the team, American condoms didn’t fit him either.

  22. Maggie says:

    The FCC is waiting for #36 to hit the ice before imposing fines for the latest wardrobe malfunction.

  23. Rodney Dill says:

    Jees guys, you’re killing me. I thought the last contest was hard to judge.

  24. T. Harris says:

    “So what’s the big deal? My mother’s maiden name was Yoshiharipussi.”

  25. Mr. Right says:

    Saduharu was forced to pay a stiff price for mouthing off to the team’s equipment manager, Harold Fujikawa, when asked for his name and shirt size after an all night saki binge!

  26. jt says:

    Well, we all know who won’t be endorsing him this year.(yes I know, this entry is a day late and a dollar short)