Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Some of these contenders are already history, and I’m not sure how a winner can be picked out from the captions I expect let alone from this crowd, but the picture is too good to pass up.



Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. DL says:

    Someone mentioned God again.

    Dems arguing over who supports killing the most babies.

    Democrats after using just one square of toilet paper.

    Scientist discovers source of major thermoflume over Washington D.C.

    Democrats arguing over the locatiosn of Iraq on a map.

  2. markm says:

    “Here’s a story…of the Democrat party”
    (in the theme of the Brady Bunch)…with Hillary playing the part of the old lady shirt ironer/house cleaner.

  3. Beau says:

    One of these things is not like the others…One of these things does not belong

  4. “Mugging And Hand Jive Craze Sweeping The Nation.”

  5. “Eight Ways To Flag Down A New York Taxi.”

  6. Dantheman says:

    Moose shows up at Democratic Debate. Each candidate describes part of it (Biden has antlers, Richardson number of hooves, Edwards its facial expression, Hillary imitiates it from behind).

  7. “I Can’t Make Up My Mind; Just Bring Me Your Best Table Wine.”

  8. ralph says:


  9. Dennis says:

    Next on Monsterquest…
    Which one of these canidates is an Alien….Or are all of them….Because seriously, the Human race ouldn’t come up with half of the bizaro crap these people are saying.

  10. “Stand In Alphabetical Order According to Height.”

  11. “Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs.”

  12. “Which One Of These People Got Hit In The Head With a Hard Ball?”

  13. Kenny says:

    And finally, at long last, Warhol turned to surrealism.

  14. DL says:

    Libs trading votes on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.

    Democrats respond to the suggestion that Oprah be selcted for VP.

    Democrat reactions to a windmill farm near their homes.

  15. And then there was one.

  16. Bithead says:

    Terrorists reacted strongly today to this picture, taken by a Danish photographer, of Democrats doing Mohammed interpretations. The terrorists threatened to blow up DNC headquarters and behead those inside, if they didn’t abjectly apologize, and provide 30 million dollars for a new Mosque to be built on the former site of the White House.

  17. The new statist Bingo cards, available at any voting station near you. No identification required.

  18. One of these things is not like the other things.
    One of these things is totally wrong.
    Can you guess which thing is not like the other things.
    Before I finish my song?

  19. It was only a matter of time before running for President became a relaity television show.

  20. Clearly, it’s mourning in America.

  21. John425 says:

    The Orkin man’s training poster offered as handy Pest Identification Guide for consumers.

  22. Gollum says:

    One little two little three little Democrats four little five little six little Democrats seven little eight little – – where’s Jimmie Carter? – – all running in oh-eighhhht!

  23. Gollum says:

    Biden: “Tuh-tanka! Tuh-tanka!!”

  24. Gollum says:

    Kucinich recounts his hunting trip with Dick Cheney.

  25. Ldywldkat says:

    I’m only gonna show you how… one more time

  26. John425 says:

    Quiz: Guess which one of these is using AMSLAN to sign the sentence “I am an idiot!”

  27. Snow Not-So-White and the seven dwarfs.

  28. The Secular Super Best Friends to the rescue!

  29. The candidates respond to Chris Matthews’ question about the last time they masturbated.

  30. rodney dill says:

    Give us your ‘O’ Face.

  31. John425 says:

    To their horror, Democrats discover that they have signed up on F***kBook instead of FaceBook.

  32. Man, I feel like I’ve been assaulted with a 2×4.

  33. The candidates respond to Sid Blumenthal’s request that they show up in court to testify as to his character.

  34. The candidates respond to General Petraus’ report that the surge in Iraq is working.

  35. Democrats have the strangest gang signs.

  36. MikeM says:

    The Democrat candidates reacting to the idea that Al Gore would like to be their running mate.

  37. Alan Kellogg says:

    A cougar among the wolves.

  38. Clinton: “Remember when I said I would kill you last?”
    Obama: “All right, you caught me. Speaking the plain truth is getting pretty damn dull around here.”
    Edwards: “There’s no basement in the Alamo?”
    Richardson: “Live long and prosper.”
    Biden: “Kobe, I’m open”
    Kucinich: “Do what you want to the girl, just leave me alone.”
    Gravel: “So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, …”
    Dodd: “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”

  39. rodney dill says:

    Can you find the Kancho King hidden in this picture?

  40. elliot says:

    #5 Joe Biden: “And this is my hand shadow of a….”

  41. peterh says:

    Body Language for $100…..

    What is a political charade

  42. floyd says:

    The 2008 gurning championship finalists “face” the final round of voting.

  43. floyd says:

    Hillary introduces “The United States Medical Plan” or “MEDUSA” for short. One glance and her competition was instantly “stoned”

  44. floyd says:


  45. G.A.Phillips says:

    A picture is worth 8 stupid liberals.

  46. Bithead says:

    Welcome to DNC Squares. I’m Peter Marshall.

  47. DaveD says:

    The United States Postal Service today unveiled its commemorative series of ‘Progressive Icons’ stamps. Although the stamps will cost you more you are guaranteed the same level of mediocre service.

  48. rodney dill says:

    …but Bithead, there’s no center square for the block.

  49. May says:

    Raise your hand if you’re out!

  50. elliot says:

    Hillary is accused of sleeping with some candidates. Obama takes the “I don’t recall stance”, Edwards says, “Who me?, Richardson will only admit to four times, while Biden, who doesn’t care, claims ten, Kucinich gestures, ‘No f-ing way’, Gavel says “You’re all nuts!, Dodd, trying to diffuse the issue says, “Okay, it was just one lousy time, that’s all

  51. “Smoke and Mirrors And Sometimes Tears.”

  52. The Best Reality Show On T.V.

  53. Pin The Tail On The Donkey
    (Reusable Tail Stickers.)

  54. John425 says:

    Democrats react to suggestion that they represent America first!

  55. Alan Kellogg says:

    Radio Free Fred: Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs.

    I know what you mean, but some people are going to have a problem with calling Barack white.