Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Michael says:

    Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride

  2. John Burgess says:

    The Mouse and a Motorcycle? Screw dat!

    I’m here for my amphibian 15-minutes of fame!!

  3. Hodink says:

    Cheney – “Bush said to give up shootin’ so my wife said I could take up ridin’. Just call me Wheezy Rider.”

  4. elliot says:

    Hopper on a Chopper.

  5. elliot says:

    Toad Hog 2008

  6. Frogger just got a little tougher.

  7. Malcolm was given a better shot at successfully jumping the fountains at Caesar’s Palace than most.

  8. Fonzie doesn’t look good for his age.

  9. Dantheman says:

    A woman without a man is like a frog without a motorcycle.

  10. John425 says:

    Kermit Jeykll and Kermit Hyde

    New ad for Harley-Davidson: Frog on a Hog.

  11. Gollum says:

    Ever since his divorce, Kermit had to make do riding a different kind of hog.

  12. Gollum says:

    It lacks a windshield because, well, because he doesn’t really mind when bugs fly into his mouth.

  13. FormerHostage says:

    For his sins, Evel Kneivel is reincarnated as a Frenchman.

  14. yetanotherjohn says:

    It’s one thing for congress to impose new fuel standards, but what possible reason do they have to mandate the frog costume?

    So that’s what happens when a princess kisses a biker.

    Hollywood’s “Easy rider for the Iraq war” just doesn’t make sense to me.

    Hey look, something that doesn’t have anything to do with the presidential race. No seriously, it real is totally free of any connotations about the race.

    How humiliating, a motorcycle with training wheels.

    … and while the frog is thinking happy thoughts about the open road, gently turn up the heat until the water is boiling.

  15. Bithead says:

    * Early Geigo ad

    *The current motorcycle craze was started by the French, who eat frogs. The bike is considered an escape vehicle.

    * Hog Frog

    * No, I don’t bother wearing a face shield. You see, I LIKE flies in my face.

    * Since Miss Piggy turned him down, Kermit’s not been the same

  16. Kenny says:

    Leary at first, the campaign finally accepted the endorsement of “Ribbits for Romney.”

  17. Timmer says:

    Huckabee’s got his bass guitar, Thompson decided a motorcycle was his ticket for the younger voters.

  18. “Nail It Frog Boy And Move Your Ugly Ass Down The Road!”

  19. John425 says:

    Remake of the “Wild Ones” featuring Marlon Frog.

    The ever so inventive French now offer take out-delivery service of frog’s legs.

  20. Woman: “Who’s motorcycle is that?”
    Man: “It’s not a motocycle, it’s a chopper.”
    Woman: “Whose chopper is that?
    Man: “Zed’s.”
    Woman: “Who’s Zed?”
    Man: “Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.”

  21. Blood in the streets in the town of New Haven…

  22. Woman: “What are you ribbeting about?”
    Frog: “Whadya got?”

  23. floyd says:

    The Biker formerly known as prince!

  24. floyd says:

    Frogger finally sez… If I can’t cross the freeway I’ll cruise it!

  25. floyd says:

    I hear the best part of biking is “bugs in yer teeth!

  26. floyd says:


  27. floyd says:

    A frog he went a court’n and he did ride.. UH..HUH….. Hey who took my sword and pistol??!!

  28. “The Hopper Chopper.”

  29. “This Motorcycle Is Finer Than Frog Hair.”

  30. “Take A Leap Of Faith And Test Drive One Today!”

  31. John425 says:

    Hugo Chavez shows off his new Mechanized Amphibian Forces.

  32. John425 says:

    Still Life: Nude on a Chopper.

  33. Rachel Edith says:

    ‘Big, Fat Pig’ Rosie O’Donnell powers over to a secret meeting with ‘Snake-oil Salesman’ Donald Trump who allowed that he must sign a pre-nup before he kisses any frogs.

  34. peterh says:

    No chin, fat torso, skinny legs, small dick = boomer on a harley

  35. “IHOP RESTAURANTS Will Deliver.”
    (From Our Pad To Yours)

  36. Unveiling Of Amphibious Motorcycle Creates Big Splash.

  37. This Bike Was Assembled With No Welds; Just Ribets.

  38. John425 says:

    One of the 72 virgins awaiting Al-Qaeda suicide-bomber terrorists in Paradise. Known affectionately in Paradise as soon-to-be Harley Ho’s