Thursday, January 24, 2008
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
“Hey Clyde…what’s tha….INCOMING!!!!!”
* Modern architecture… it’ll never last.
* Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?
* Well, it’s either a really big mushroom, or it’s about to get a lot warmer.
“Hey Blitzen, lookey there….that Ron Paul blimp is EVERYwhere”
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s…it’s… Ewwww! It is a bird.
THE MGM USED TO BE OVER THERE, AND THE TROPICANA RIGHT ACROSS THE ROAD. BELLAGIO IS A MILE FROM HERE AND STILL USED AS A WATERING HOLE.
That is a star in the EAST -I must go and get my two brothers and follow it!
My -that is the tallest coconut palm in Eygpt!
That can’t be 50 ft. tall women coming at us is it?
That damned pyramid is around here somwhere -wait till I get Sahib for selling me a fake map.
The first of the Arabian camel brigade practicing the drill -“eeeeyyes – riiiiight!”
“A Face Only A Mummy Could Love.”
(Who Says You Can’t Grow Corn In The Desert?)
“I’d Walk A Mile For A Camel.”
(But Even Farther For A Good Hump.)
Hey… what happened to that fence? And why are those people rushing this way?
What is this? Disney-Cairo?
Ahab and Clyde strut their stuff on the catwalk at the spring fashion show donning the latest in sheik camel wear.
It was great for Huckabee when a supporter donated transportation.
That’s the last time we did any real work. Since then, we’ve lived off tourist dollars.
“In the sky, camel. A bird? A plane?”
“Nope, that’s Rudy’s patootie coming from Florida.”
DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR!?
Senator Hussein Obama shows his true colors in a trip to his homeland.
The Egyptian version of “Cloverfield” took in only modest box office numbers this week . . .
Jockey: “Hmmm….lots of jet planes with funny star-shaped emblem on tail. Can you make it out Camella, sweetheart?”
Camella: “Can’t be sure. Look they’re dropping something. OMG…they’re raining Iranians on us!”
Camel sees it is a mushroom cloud and he realizes he is anatomically unable to bend over and kiss his ass goodbye!
“Hey. Is that . . . Is that equal treatment for women that I see off in the dist-
. . . No, just an Exxon. Sorry. False Alarm.”
[Oh, Kudos for the Cloverfield reference above, Mr. Earp — very nice]
“Wow. Oprah really *has* put it back on.”
With the Luxor Hotel in the background, wandering Arab realizes that seeing the Bellagio means he has made a wrong turn somewhere.
How high are oil prices going?
* Methods of getting to “Burning Man” tended to get more bizzare as time went on.
* Klinger, in his dreams
* This way for the computer training course, yes?
* The weird AlQuieda remake of “High Plains Drifter”
* The really weird part is, this is Nevada.
Political pundits look for familiar landmarks in the run-up to super Tuesday.
I’m ready for my close Mr. Spurlock.
I hate to say it, but I think the original Ishtar was better.
Larry of Arabia, Lawrence’s great grandson.
1) When they said “beach front property” I htought there’d be some water somewhere!
2) Damnit! I’ve been looking in this sand trap for years for that ball!
Where the heck did they spread that democracy to?
The Iraq Survey Group, now in it’s fifth year
Where exactly is that camel’s hump?
Ride like an Egyptian.
I understand Bedouins have 49 words for what we would consider an indeterminate shade of brown.
The only remaining wonder of the ancient world — that men still ride camels in the 21st century.
I see England, I see France, I see Britney’s underpants!
Bactrian to the future! Or it would be if this wasn’t a dromedary.
“Whew, something here sure does sphinx!”
John Kerry still thinks “Reporting for duty!” was a clever line and never misses an opportunity to share it with anyone who will listen.
“Where’s Al Gore when you need him? If the temperature doesn’t immediately drop at least we can use the shade.”
… born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, he was born in Arizona, got a condo made a stona …
“Who is this Merrin you speak of?”
“… and that is how Citibank ended up owning the pyramids at Giza.”
“What is the problem with Michael Jackson?”
“I don’t think the heavy stuff is going to come down for some time now.”
“They say that when it rains, it pours. Not that I’d know, of course.”
“I think I made a wrong toin at Albukoikee.”
Mitt Romney Caption Contest…
Debate this! Here is Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney in Florida, with his lovely wife Ann, apparently waving to nobody. What is going on here?
Welcome to the Thursday photo caption contest at Right Pundits, where we like to ride the wav…
They searched far and wide but couldn’t find a presidential candidate truly worthy of support.
Weekend Caption Contest…
Rodney looks up in the sky!…
Damn, looks like the Palestinians finally went too far. Better get a goat ready.
Huckabee searches for the star in the East so he can be “born-again” under it.
Vote for DROMney!
What Sphinx? Camel, did you just cut one?
Yo……what millennium is it…..
Camel: “Look, a cloud formation in the shape of Allah.”
Camel: “Ha, Ha. Made you look.”
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