Thursday, January 31, 2008
Time for the Thorsday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Viking ship crew: “Okay…WHO is the A-HOLE that steered us into a KKK ralley!?!?!?!?”
President Hillary! opted for a new look for the traditional stroll down Pennsylvania Avenue following her inauguration.
My shield has caught fire, would you put out those torches already?
Ah guys, the tree is melting.
In a secret ceremony, Bush rehearses his part for when he has to turn over the reins to the new Republican Presidential candidate.
Exxonium, the king of the underworld for fuel reserves.
” Smokey Back Rooms And Political Deals.”
Everyone was having fun until Smokey the Viking showed up.
“Hey Snake Head You Forgot The Marshmallows!!!”
“Sorry Bill; I Thought Hillary Was Going To Bring Them.”
After his disappointing Florida finish, Mitt Romney decides it’s time to change his image … again.
The pre-show, before the thursday evening Democratic debate, at the Kodak Theater. Made Barack a little nervous.
“Hillary Rodham Clinton, seen here without the soft-focus lenses used by MSM photographers…”
I admit that the new campaign theme is dramatic, I’m just not sure that the whole “Aryan nation” thing is the way to go for Hillary.
I just don’t get performance art. Which one is Bush and which is Hillary?
Of sure, no one wants to print the Mohamed cartoons, but they are all happy to poke fun of my people’s pasty white butt.
I really think the press is overdoing the “Ragnarok ’08” political coverage meme.
Sir, I agree that these Minnesota historical re-creators are very dramatic, but is this really the image of the GOP convention we want on TV?
The Clinton campaign prepares a new “slash and burn” attack in preparation for super Tuesday.
Global warming: Catch the fever!
Rape, Pillage and Burn … and lets try to get them in the right order this time.
Sen. Obama knew he’d have to endure some unpleasantness for the coveted Kennedy nomination, but he never expected a visit like this …
Team Viking releases stills of their orchestrated and much hyped entrance to the Olympic summer games in China. Due to the “Green” feel to this years Olympics, the torches may have to be toned down to the plastic battery powered ones…which are made in China……
A Ron Paul rally.
Al Gore leads torch-light parade to protest global warming.
Hillary’s election as President is celebrated in Hell.
Britney Spears’ rendition of “Ring of Fire” gets a little out of hand.
Mike Huckabee realizes he had been preaching for years the wrong creation story.
1) The Vikings who will burn anything! The next Veggie-tales movie (well you’d probably need kids to get that one)
2) “I’m a Viking and I’m OK!” just didn’t have the same ring to it as the other song did.
3) “Cry Havoc and let loose the dog’s of wa…err, of Hillary!”
4) “Remember we are here for raping the women and the pillaging the land, not pillaging the women and raping the land!” (F’n farmers…)
John McCain prepares to deliver his inaugural address.
Hugh Hewitt’s view of the rise of John McCain.
Fred Thompson returns to his daily routine after wrapping up his unsuccessful campaign for President.
Having discovered Cheney’s Undisclosed Location, the intreipd anthropologist secretly flims the sacred Tax Axe ceremony.
The new Hollywood live-action-thriller-musical remake of the classic “kill da wabbit”
The torch has been passed …. to a new generation of liberals.
New England Patriot fans prepare for pre-game tailgate party.
It was becoming clear what he really meant when Senator Obama said he carried a torch for Senator Clinton.
Teresa: “John, for the last time get over it. No one cares anymore what proof you have that you were in Cambodia on Christmas!!!”
As per its wishes, Conservatism was laid to rest in a traditional Viking funeral.
Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit!
Hillary’s second inauguration ball wowed even the most jaded society page reporters.
What’s in your wallet?
Practice for the Super Bowl halftime show gets a little out of hand.
Compassionate Conservatism’s recruiting center
Ann Coulter preaching to the choir
Hillary was going to spare no effort to find Bill and shut him up once and for all.
Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh all share the same nightmare of a John McCain victory.
The Hollywood writer’s strike takes an ugly turn.
(borrowing my favorite quote from “Gladiator”.)
Hillary, to her crew: “At my signal, unleash Hell.”
The Halftime Show at The Super Bowl featured Janet Jackson again. Woo Eee.
Hey, is that Fred Smoot?
Thor takes umbrage that Tyr’s day is called “Super” and his isn’t.
You know something? We’re not just gonna go to New Hampshire. We’re gonna go to New York! We’re gonna to Vermont! We’re gonna go to Oregon! We’re gonna go to Pittsburgh in Pennsylvania! We’re going to Cancun for spring break! We’re gonna go to Montreal! We’re going to Vancouver! I’m going all over the world and then I’m coming all the way to Washington D.C. to take back the White House! Yeeeaaarrrggghhhh!
We’re going to Disneyworld!
Orange whip? Who wants an orange whip?
(voice of Braveheart)
“Hear me fellow countryman and lords of the sea…
(changes to the voice of Paul Lynde)
…and the say we’re not butch!”
It Takes a Pillage
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