Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Reed Saxon)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

(Update- The Ebb & Flow Institute is collecting a list of Lectures We Wouldn’t Pay to See.)

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. LJD says:

    My first thought, of course is…
    “Ahhlll BE Baacckkk”

    However, considering the company….

    “Hasta La Vista, Baby!”

  2. Maggie says:

    I just saw that woman standing behind me….I’m afraid, very afraid.

  3. Josh Cohen says:

    “When the Governator’s personal physician said he was avoiding his prostate exam, he didn’t think she meant he’d be getting it right now…”

  4. “Thanks to cloning, after I’m dead I’ll be back.”

  5. Mythilt says:

    <scared>”Is it still behind me? AAHHHHHH!!”</scare>

    “Ahnuld will now demonstrate the proper way to eat a microphone, first open wide….”

    “You are making me mad…you won’t like me when I’m mad….”

    Reporters were surprised when the Governator suddenly said “ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” and devoured their souls.

  6. bill says:

    support stem cell research so that i can stay as beautiful as the lady behind me……….

  7. Anderson says:

    “Yes, stem cell research promises hope for those of us whose faces did indeed freeze like that, just as our mothers predicted.”

  8. Mark says:

    She IS a Toomah!

  9. The Man says:

    I will go to San Francisco, then to Berkley, off to San Diego, and all the way to Sacramento…YEEEAAAHHHH

  10. the Pirate says:

    “Get down again!”

    “So then I said, ‘Uncle Teddy, stem cell research won’t cure drowning…'”

  11. Bithead says:


    The FEINSTEIN is after me!!!!! HELLLLPPP!!!!!

  12. The Man says:

    Arnold: I am so glad to be her with Senator Frankenstein…

  13. The Man says:

    Arnold: I am so glad to be here with Senator Frankenstein…

  14. Rodney Dill says:

    I am so glad to be her with Senator Frankenstein…
    Must’ve been after application of the Stem Cell technology.

  15. bullwinkle says:

    Every time Senator Feinstein inserted her hand to operate the controls Arnold grimaced. If she wasn’t able to throw her voice so well without a trace of movement showing on her lips the whole plan would have failed years ago.

  16. LorgSkyegon says:

    Governor Schwarzenegger is so busy, he must schedule his yearly check-up during a press conference.

  17. Rachel Edith says:

    “In America I have been educated by strong, principled, patriotic, accomplished and gracious Democratic women.”

  18. Marcia L. Neil says:

    A cocktail pick in the hand is worth two in the Bush.

  19. AYB says:

    Arnold was shocked by the size of the stem.

  20. Senator Feinstein just can’t help herself. She gave Governor Schwarzenegger a prostate exam when the opportunity presented itself because she cares so much.

    Tainted love.

    Senator Feinstein could only smile after Arnold told Senator Boxer, “Bite me!”

    AVP II.

  21. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Arnold….Ahhhh She’s a man Baby!

  22. Mythilt says:

    Arnold hated the way Sen. Feinstein played Duck Duck, Goose.

    Interestingly, the LATimes, failed to report on Feinsteins inappropriate contact with Arnold, chosing instead to run with the headline, Arnold looks like a loon.

  23. T. Harris says:

    Take THAT, you freakin’ asshole. Now the next time I tell you to meet me in my hotel room wearing your Conan outfit, you’d better hope and pray you do. Or I’ll break bad on your ass and show you what the hell barbarian really is.

  24. Bithead says:

    DiFi makes interesting use of her now famous cattle prod

  25. McGehee says:

    Announcing his re-election campaign: “Vote for me if you vant to liff — forever. Like de vooman behind me, who iss about 400 years old.”

  26. Arnold suddenly grasped the foundation of sexual harassment law when Mrs. Feinstein suddenly grasped the foundation of Arnold.

  27. dougrc says:

    The Arnold suddenly realized there was someone molesting him from under the podium and let out a cry of relief when he noticed that Senator Feinstein was still behind him.

  28. Former Marxist says:

    Finestein: Terminate this Ahnold.

  29. Chevy Rose says:

    “I am not computer smart either, Chevy Rose, so I can’t help you with trackbacks. Is that like babybacks on a train?….No….Next question.”

  30. Andrew Hupp says:

    HELP! There’s a face growing out of the side of my head!