Thursday, August 25, 2005
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(Update- The Ebb & Flow Institute is collecting a list of Lectures We Wouldn’t Pay to See.)
My first thought, of course is…
“Ahhlll BE Baacckkk”
However, considering the company….
“Hasta La Vista, Baby!”
I just saw that woman standing behind me….I’m afraid, very afraid.
“When the Governator’s personal physician said he was avoiding his prostate exam, he didn’t think she meant he’d be getting it right now…”
“Thanks to cloning, after I’m dead I’ll be back.”
<scared>”Is it still behind me? AAHHHHHH!!”</scare>
“Ahnuld will now demonstrate the proper way to eat a microphone, first open wide….”
“You are making me mad…you won’t like me when I’m mad….”
Reporters were surprised when the Governator suddenly said “ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” and devoured their souls.
support stem cell research so that i can stay as beautiful as the lady behind me……….
“Yes, stem cell research promises hope for those of us whose faces did indeed freeze like that, just as our mothers predicted.”
She IS a Toomah!
I will go to San Francisco, then to Berkley, off to San Diego, and all the way to Sacramento…YEEEAAAHHHH
“Get down again!”
“So then I said, ‘Uncle Teddy, stem cell research won’t cure drowning…'”
The FEINSTEIN is after me!!!!! HELLLLPPP!!!!!
Arnold: I am so glad to be her with Senator Frankenstein…
Arnold: I am so glad to be here with Senator FrankensteinÃ¢Â€Â¦
I am so glad to be her with Senator Frankenstein…
Must’ve been after application of the Stem Cell technology.
Every time Senator Feinstein inserted her hand to operate the controls Arnold grimaced. If she wasn’t able to throw her voice so well without a trace of movement showing on her lips the whole plan would have failed years ago.
Governor Schwarzenegger is so busy, he must schedule his yearly check-up during a press conference.
“In America I have been educated by strong, principled, patriotic, accomplished and gracious Democratic women.”
A cocktail pick in the hand is worth two in the Bush.
Arnold was shocked by the size of the stem.
Senator Feinstein just can’t help herself. She gave Governor Schwarzenegger a prostate exam when the opportunity presented itself because she cares so much.
Senator Feinstein could only smile after Arnold told Senator Boxer, “Bite me!”
Arnold….Ahhhh She’s a man Baby!
Arnold hated the way Sen. Feinstein played Duck Duck, Goose.
Interestingly, the LATimes, failed to report on Feinsteins inappropriate contact with Arnold, chosing instead to run with the headline, Arnold looks like a loon.
Take THAT, you freakin’ asshole. Now the next time I tell you to meet me in my hotel room wearing your Conan outfit, you’d better hope and pray you do. Or I’ll break bad on your ass and show you what the hell barbarian really is.
DiFi makes interesting use of her now famous cattle prod
Announcing his re-election campaign: “Vote for me if you vant to liff — forever. Like de vooman behind me, who iss about 400 years old.”
Arnold suddenly grasped the foundation of sexual harassment law when Mrs. Feinstein suddenly grasped the foundation of Arnold.
The Arnold suddenly realized there was someone molesting him from under the podium and let out a cry of relief when he noticed that Senator Feinstein was still behind him.
Finestein: Terminate this Ahnold.
“I am not computer smart either, Chevy Rose, so I can’t help you with trackbacks. Is that like babybacks on a train?….No….Next question.”
HELP! There’s a face growing out of the side of my head!
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