Caption Contest

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Bithead says:

    * Neighbors protest the new Chili emporium

    * Democrat voters no longer have to hold their nose

    * Anyone could have bad breath, Marge, but you could knock a buzzard off a honey dumper.

    * Good Lord, kid, you could make sardines vomit.

    * Have you ever noticed how your own don’t smell so bad?

    * Deja Phewww: The feeling you have smelled that skunk before.

    * Things not to wear during sex, #47: The Gas Mask

  2. Maggie says:

    A press conference was called by Cindy Sheehan, who thinks both Democratic candidates stink to high heaven.

  3. MikeM says:

    Just before tracking down Han Solo, Greedo made a trip to San Francisco.

  4. DaveD says:

    Trust me, anyone who is anyone won’t be seen without it at the Beijing Olympics.

  5. MikeS says:

    No matter how hard you try, code pink still stinks.

  6. elliot says:

    It wasn’t hard to see who was ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ material at the toxic gas chamber exercises today.

  7. 28 1826 Days Later, a film about the spread of an incurable, mysterious disease known as BDS opens today in a street theater near you.

  8. Dodd says:

    They’ve killed Fritz! They’ve killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They’ve killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged…

  9. John425 says:

    Obama sitting incognito at Rev. Wright “sermon”.

    Pelosi earmark’s gas masks for San Francisco Civil Defense team.

  10. Elmo says:

    Smells like surrender.

  11. Elmo says:

    People for the Ethical Treatment of Butterflies, were apoplectic … as usual.

  12. yetanotherjohn says:

    A democratic super-delegate reviews her options for August.

    Mr. Obama, don’t look now, but given how the Hillary spokesperson is dressed, I think the fecal matter is about to hit the rotating atmospheric gases mover.

    Don’t ask, don’t tell be damned. Is there any question about Private Johnson?

    Nope. Sorry. It may be pink, but you aren’t pretty.

    If you shaved your pits people might be able to see more of your face.

    Actually, I think the new look makes Hillary look more feminine.

  13. Elmo says:

    Rorschach #9

    The orange and purple badge of discourage.

    If only I had me one of them for the last caption contest!

    The Clinton-Obama slingfest over at Daily Kos, took a turn for the worse.

    The charge of the light (in the loafers) brigade.

    Al Gore’s new hat was found to cause global (bee) swarming.

    No really …. we’re laughing with you (snicker).

    The Democratic Convention gets under way in Denver, with keynote speaker BushMcChimpyHitler.

    Just when you thought it was safe to turn the internet back on …. Britney returns.

  14. Elmo says:

    President Elect Obama, today announced sweeping changes in America’s armed forces.

  15. With apologies to Emily Dickinson, hope is the thing with flowers.

  16. Brian: “Excuse me. Are you the Judean Leptidopteran Front?”
    Reg: “F*** off! We’re the Leptidopteran’s Front of Judea.”

  17. With the writer’s strike over, Survivor: WTO went back on the shelf.

  18. And tomorrow, the fifth anniversary of the war against the war against the war in Iraq will be celebrated by cleaning up the mess the wannabee hippies make today.

  19. William d'Inger says:

    Marine recruiters in Berkeley now wear culturally sensitive uniforms to work.

  20. G.A.Phillips says:

    In the 60’s and we had The flower child, and now in the 2000’s we have flower punk.

  21. John425 says:

    Ze Europeans prepare for ze Annual Truffle-Snuffle Festival.

  22. Bithead says:

    * It was so bad they used to use the trees to make carbon paper

    * The Lindsay Lohan Signiture Purfume ads started getting a little strange, after that.

    * “Let’s rock this joint!”

    * The rest of the evening, Judy regretted ordering extra garlic on her pizza.

    * Haloween 17: The Bride of Micheal Meyers.. a Mask, a blade, AND PMS.

    * “Say it with flowers.”

    * The only safe way for women to enter the Clinton White House.

    * Harold knew his operation would be no normal procedure, when his surgical nurse came in.

    * What was under Darth Vader’s mask on the first take.

    * “Trust me; it works better than makeup.”

    * “Love flowers, but can’t stand the smell? Have I got the product for YOU!!!!!”

    * Instroducing: The Chia Mask!

    *

    *

  23. Reader says:

    The UN announces new Peace Keeper Uniforms.

    Conservatives face tough choices in November.

    Homeland Security Notice: How to survive a chemical attack by Iowa Hog Farmers.

    The Wall Street Journal comments on Fed reaction to Bear Stearns failure.

    John McCain prepping for meeting with Joe Lieberman.

    New Yorkers respond favorably to Governor and Mrs. Paterson’s strong commitment to marital fealty.

    American consumers express their happiness with MS Vista.

    FTD’s new line of products for the Politician in your life.

    “Does this make me look fat?”

    “The Force is wasted on this one.”

    Barney’s new job in chemical weapons disposal.

  24. Elmo says:

    Black or white, man or woman, Hildabeast or Very Berry Obama. It is what’s inside that counts.

    [This message of unity brought to you by the Democratic National Committee].

  25. “Shut Up And Kiss Me.”

  26. Elmo says:

    Where have all the flowers gone?

  27. Hodink says:

    Obama handed out masks and iPods to the electorate to offset the upsetting tirade videos of his pastor.

  28. Bithead says:

    * Proof that the war protesters are a little short on oxygen

    * The ultimate answer to a bad hair day.

  29. Elmo says:

    Laurence found that he actually preferred the brown acid.

  30. Bithead says:

    * Looking at what’s left of the world through rose colored goggles.

    * 105 miles to Chcago, full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it’s 97 freakin’ degrees out here, and I’m wearing full face gear. Hit it.

    * They’re coming to take me away, Ha, ha…
    They’re coming to take me away, Ho, ho
    Hee, hee,
    Ha, ha

    * The peace protesters move to chem warfare.

    * Smells like… teen spirit.”

  31. Bithead says:

    * “OK, everyone sing along, you know the words…..’ Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you…..'”

    * So, I told him, we need to duscuss Iraq like adults, but he wouldn’t stop laughing.

    * The result of growing up in the apartment over the fish market.

  32. My art belongs to Dada.

  33. Mischa’s misreading of a sci-fi classic (Soylent Green is purple!) gave J.D. Salinger an idea for another book.

  34. I, for one, welcome our new anti-war overlords.

  35. Rachel Edith says:

    What’s new in body art?
    Blood red is in.

  36. Elmo says:

    Moonbattery included.

    The floral torchiere has been pased to new generation of Americans.

    Skedaddles … taste the rainbow.

  37. Greg Dwyer says:

    Listen, Frank. I don’t think your homemade Miss Piggy costume is going to impress the people at Henson Studios.

  38. Elmo says:

    Code Whacko.

    The spring issue of Commie Fooktard, is now available at fine newsstands everywhere.

    My grandparents went to Berkeley and all I got was this stupid hat.

    Code Pink, Yellow, Orange, Chartreuse, Heliotrope, and Lavender.