Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

I borrowed this from the now defunct Sgt Fluffy site. It was used for one of his first Caption Contests there, but was probably ‘undercaptioned’ at the time. I think there are still a few captions left for this one.

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. bullwinkle says:

    Whenever the Harem Globetrotters took to the court you knew you were in for a full two hours of family fun!

  2. McGehee says:

    I guess the other 64 virgins are in the stands watching the game.

  3. Well, it’s not like the WNBA will recruit any of these non-lesbians.

  4. T. Harris says:

    Marv Albert: “Air Jawharah from waaaay downtown. YESSSSSS!

  5. Bithead says:

    Look, I’m telling you…. The other team has a couple of GUYS under those things.

    Yeah, well, it’s not like it matters. I mean, who can tell which team is which?

  6. T. Harris says:

    The Iraqi National team, fresh off their stunning 119-87 victory over the U.S. Men’s Olympic team, break in their new practice facility with a friendly game of “C-A-M-E-L”

  7. Karl Maher says:

    Skins, anyone?

  8. The Man says:

    Uma Ali shows off her “jihad jumper” for 3 points.

  9. The Man says:

    She unleashes a bomb from outside.

  10. LorgSkyegon says:

    After his martyrdom as a terrorist, Kareen Abdul-Jabbar goes to his paradise.

  11. Scott_T says:

    Hoop there it is.

    And that’s all there was.

  12. Chrees says:

    In a scene straight from “Juwana Man,” Carlton Dotson, Latrell Spreewell, and Jayson Williams find a league that condones their murderous actions…

  13. Kenny says:

    The Island of New Orleans Hornets did not care much for their new uniforms. Nor their new home court.

  14. Rachel Edith says:

    HORSE in the hood.

  15. Sgt Fluffy says:

    I’m not dead yet

  16. Rodney Dill says:

    That’s why I said defunct Sgt Fluffy site, my “ears” are up waiting for you to resurface.

  17. Coach Rahim was stoned for saying, “D up, get a body on her!”

    The chador, it’s gotta be the chador.

    Uh oh, wait until the NCAA hears about the Fighting Fundamentalists.

    … and then David Stern woke up in a cold sweat.

    The shorts just keep getting baggier every year.

    White headscarf women can’t jump.

    She’s got a shooter’s mentality and no conscience, raining bombs down from everywhere. Fortunately, I’m talking about basketball.

    Fatima took shot after shot without any fear of being called a ball hog.

    Ultra-conservative muslim women, you can’t stop them, you can only hope to contain them.

  18. Maniakes says:

    Okay, now off the tank, onto the IED, which explosion-hops the ball onto the roof of the mosque, and it bounces back towards the hoop. Nothing but net.

  19. dw says:

    Seeing Fatima’s sudden shooting prowess didn’t tip her teammates off to her steroid use. Her bulging chador, though, did.

  20. Eric J says:

    Phil Jackson’s coaching methods have gotten even more unconventional in his year away from the game.

  21. Hodink says:

    Making shots was complicated by the coach’s threat of a Jihad if you missed.

  22. Veeshir says:

    I told you we shouldn’t have made it Burqas vs chadors.