Monday, April 21, 2008
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
As he thought, wow this is great technology. I really could have fun pushing the peddle to the metal in this thing. Then he noticed it really had peddles.
CUTEST URINAL I’VE EVER USED.
Barack Obama contemplates using the time machine to skip ahead to convention so he can use that as a campaign ad today. But alas he realizes even that wouldn’t prove the media that Hillary has no chance.
* VW revives the Beetle. Which now, looks more bug- like than ever.
* A smaller version of the Popemobile?
The official car of Moon, Pennsylvania.
“Alas, back seat canoodling is kaput.”
His boy Elroy was all grown up …
Charles thought the new concept car was nice, but was still miffed that no one had produced his flying car like in EVERY movie and cartoon set in the future.
Obama thinks, “In simpler times, we could have sent her away in a pumpkin.”
Tom Hanks, unsure whether he’s on the set for ‘Big’ or ‘Toy Story’, ponders his life choices….
Oh sure, it looks great on the show room, but come midnight don’t come crying to me with smashed pumpkin on your face.
The 2008 pollster allows candidates to travel in any direction while keeping ahead of their followers.
*Sticker price does not include delivery to Mars.
Now, with 25% more pretentiousness than the Toyota Prius.
Finally. A car parents can feel good about getting their teenage sons. Not only does the cabin design preclude room or privacy to engage in pre-marital sex, what teenage girl would be attracted to anyone nerdy enough to drive one?
Sign man is reading in front of display: “No, it won’t make you look cool.”
Forced, by reason of methane emissions, Cinderella’s coach had to go solar.Downside? It quits running at midnight!
The new “Popemobile” was rejected due to the fact that it might send the wrong message to the Gay community!
The congressionally designed ZEV car meets 2020 CAFE standards! Downside? Walking is faster!
“Go to Gort and say to him, ‘clatu verata nictu’.”
Hmm…I guess Bush was right after all….these hybrids ain’t worth a shit……
I could be making millions now if the board of GM had bought the whole “my utter lack of exerience is an assest” speil. Thank God for the bitter rubes of America.
At midnight, Cinderfella’s carraige turned into a grape.
So that’s what energy independence look like.
Obama Thought Bubble: Those idiots…that has “Al Gore” written all over it.
No, not a Pivo. I said for Father’s Day get me Tivo.
Al Gore knows there’ll be no convincing Posh and Becks to switch their ride.
President Obama views his government’s newest version of the Humvee/Stryker.
President Obama: “If this is the new Presidential Limo, I’d rather ride in the Popemobile.”
Cartoon automobile for a cartoon leader.
The good news is that it not only doubles as a lawnmower, it can be worn as a safety helmet.
Michael Moore has two -One for each foot.
The sexy little car produced by Al Gore’s new green automotive corp, comes with a years free supply of Viagra and the seat folds down too.
For a slight fee more the buyer can opt for his favorite football teams logo obn the helmet.
* The most astounding part of this car is it’s 72 adult seating capacity.
* We reprsent the Lollypop guild…the Lollypop guild…
* Can you do the Picard Maneuver in it?
* We Gurantee this car will NEVER be stolen!!!
* Speedy Pickup!!! Zero to 45, eventually.
* Car looks like a Lawrance Welk show reject
* “….I’m forever blowing Bubbles….”
* The Wonkamobile… It’s made completely out of chewing gum!
…just by looking at it, his balls shrunk two sizes…
The new Nissan Sportka, the Pivo’s evil twin…
She wants to trade in my Charger for THIS?!
Hitch a ride to utopia … vote Obama.
Gas prices dropped precipitously with the market introduction of the Diet Coke and Mentos powered Bubble Car.
Now that you’ve settled in Private Idaho …. announce it to the world. Stop by your Nissan dealer today.
Not sure which side of an issue to take? The new Libwuhl-panzer … goes in any direction (the wind may blow). And even some that haven’t been discovered!
Get a little misty eyed when you hear Sinatra, sing Fly Me to the Moon? Well now you can actually drive yourself!
Deciding on whether or not he will split the ticket with Hillary. Obama tries to figure out who will drive.
Funny. Last time I saw this thing, H.G. Wells was chasing Jack the Ripper. (obscure movie reference)
The NFL debuts its new, anti-concussion helmet for quarterbacks. Next up is their anti-spine fracturing harness.
An artist’s conceptual drawing of what the offspring of a mini Cooper and an AMC Pacer would look like.
So now we know what causes Al Gore to spring some serious wood.
Great, another SUV (silly, undersized vehicle).
“Now, with soft Corinthian leather.”
Fuscia, there is no substitute.
Trampled Underfoot, indeed.
Riding in cars with toys.
“Open the pod bay doors HAL…”
The Ass of Life? I don’t get it.
Its got an inline six. Volt. Battery.
The coefficient of drag has been sacrificed out of deference to the LGBT community.
She’s the terror of Corolado boulevard.
Senator Obama has second thoughts about accepting a ride home from Congressman Kucinich.
The cover of this month’s issue of Aquarium Planet (on sale at newstands now) … The Fishtank on Wheels.
Forrest Gump doesn’t know what to think about his new riding lawn mower.
“I dunno, Jim. It just feels like we’re going round in circles on this one…”
A 100 Miles Per Pound Of Rice…Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Finally An Aquarium On Wheels.
A Peddle Car For Adults….Quite A Feet.
This Car Runs On Rice, Pudding Pops And Laughter.
A Solar Powered Crock Pot….Meals On Wheels.
Caution… Do Not Drive On Sunny Days …May Turn Driver Into Beef Jerky.
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