Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    “Stepford Wife? Who said I come across like a Stepford wife?”

  2. Bithead says:

    The one holding the sign looks so life-like!

  3. MikeM says:

    “Don’t let Bill see this – you know what he likes to do with air heads.”

  4. elliot says:

    Hillary: Hello sir, I am selling these Hillary Blow-Ups Dolls to raise money for my campaigne….care to invest?

    Customer: Just what I need, more inflation!!!

  5. Gollum says:

    Well I for one don’t think it looks anything like her. The hair is obviously fake. The lips are overpuffed and that stare is outright vapid. And then look at that *doll* for God’s sake . . .

  6. Gollum says:

    Budget cuts at the Secret Service led to a slightly novel strategy for decoys.

  7. Gollum says:

    With Obama’s claim to “teflon” status a virtual lock, Hillary tries to reposition herself as the “latex” candidate.

  8. Gollum says:

    Hillary (ventroliquizing in falsetto): “I’m rubber and you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

  9. Triumph says:

    Just another damn liberal.

  10. “The Air To The Throne.”

  11. Dennis says:

    Take this to Bill and tell him it is anatomically correct….

  12. Elmo says:

    Mental disorders are common in the United States and internationally. An estimated 26.2 percent of Americans ages 18 and older — about one in four adults — suffer from a diagnosable mental disorder in a given year.

  13. Elmo says:

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  14. Mister B says:

    For the life of him, Bill couldn’t figure out what happened to all the condoms he purchased.

  15. Ellen DeGeneres Shows Up On The Campaign Trail To Offer Support.

  16. C Mercer says:

    The opposition had always suspected that her campaign was full of hot air

  17. C Mercer says:

    Isn’t it rich?
    Are we a pair?
    Me here at last on the ground,
    You in mid-air.
    Send in the clowns.

  18. I hate to burst your bubble, but Obama only needs 238 more delegates and then it’s all over but the cryin’. And, of course, the release of information from the FBI files.

  19. Mr. Hill just before Senator Sluggo presents him with a gift of 2008 hatpins.

  20. One is a caricature full of hot air, and the other is a clever use of inflated balloons.

  21. When did O’Reilly dye his hair blonde?

  22. yetanotherjohn says:

    Stick a fork in her, she’s done.

    I think we have found the problem. We have been building you up as the latex candidate, but we should have been going to Teflon route.

    So when we landed, there were thousands of blow guns shooting darts at us …

    That doesn’t look anything like her. She has more than three fingers on a hand.

    Hillary offered a rare insight into her personal life as she explains how she balances a grueling campaign schedule with conjugal visits for Bill.

    Its hard to pin Hilary down on an issue, but when you do the results are dramatic.

    Hillary responds to NYT reporters question about why she blows up so easily.

    In a move to sequester greenhouse gases, Hillary inflated the doll herself.

  23. Roger says:

    Hillary and the Real Girl.

    HIllary and her stunt double.

    Actually, I think Hillary is has more hot air.

    Hillary: “She’s nice but not as tough or as ready for the job on day one as me. See if she answers a call at 3am.”

  24. Elmo says:

    The good news is …. it’s good Hillary day. The bad news is, we flip the coin again tomorrow.

  25. Kenny says:

    Bravo to all … I came in here as the 17th commenter to see all the good ones have already been taken …

    “Of course, the smile does rather favor Jimmy Carter’s.”

  26. John425 says:

    Hillary: “Delightful balloon toy, but why is it ticking?

    “Filled with Obama’s hot air, no doubt?”

    Taxpayers League offers anatomically correct Hillary doll to offset what Hillary will do to taxpayers.

  27. Maggie Mama says:

    At least the dumb blond on the right knows how to work the coffee machine.

  28. Dodd says:

    In a last ditch effort to revitalize her campaign, Hillary! hires another new campaign manager.

  29. Jim says:

    Bill! Get off your knees and put out that damn cigar.

  30. Elmo says:

    Blah blah blah … let them eat cake!

  31. Elmo says:

    Hillary: And what do you want to be when you grow up?

    Doll: Married to a philandering, has been (pumphead) politician.

    Hillary: Oh …. we’re not bitter.

  32. Deathlok says:

    Hillary announces her running mate.

  33. Elmo says:

    You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? Well I’m the only one here. Who do you think you’re talking to?

  34. Anthony says:

    Blond, artificial and full of hot air: which of those two is the Democratic candidate?

  35. RT says:

    Hillary finally called a press conference to address questions about another woman being seen with Bill. She stated, “You see, it is me you’ve seen him with; well not me exactly, but a blow-up version.” Bill is said to be falling in love with Hillary all over again.

  36. Hodink says:

    “May I call you Hillary The Honky?”