Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. Bithead says:

    * Out-take from Michael Jackson’s video, “Black or White”

    * It’s Pandamonium!!!!

    * That Ronco Bamboo steamer really works, Sam…

    * The picnic was a rousing success, except that everyone worse the same outfit.

  2. Hodink says:

    The Rules Committee of the Democratic Party meets. Their motto? We rule without pandemonium .

  3. Buffoon says:

    Say Charlie, why is Jim sitting behind that stump by himself?

    Ah, he said he was thinking of voting Obama, so I put him in time out for being an idiot.

  4. William d'Inger says:

    Obama’s staff misunderstood his policy of pandering to dictators.

  5. Kenny says:

    “He could get hisself shot by June you know …”

  6. Kenny says:

    “My husband won in June … and in my native tongue my name means June. So I’m running through June.”

  7. Floyd says:

    Hey! It’s against the the law to “PANDA” on the streets of Boston, now move along!

  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    ….ya your right, dudes always on the shiter with a paper…..

  9. Panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda. It’s as though another presidential election had broken out.

  10. yetanotherjohn says:

    I said I wanted to PANDER to the voters you idiot.

    Remember when red China gave us those two pandas and the whole country waited for them to mate and have little baby pandas? In today’s news climate its a panda orgy.

    Actors waiting to audition for Kung Fu Panda.

    Car 54, send 6 black and whites to break up a riot.

    It’s the durndest thing. Whey were just your normal South Dakota black bear and then we started putting the Argus in their cage. Now they are as split on color as the democratic party.

    Somehow I don’t think the remake of “rudolph the red nose reindeer” as a politically correct musical is going to make it.

  11. Madame Cindy sees five sequels to Panda Fu.

  12. Now go chew that bamboo that you chew so well.

  13. Paul Barnes says:

    Democrats pandering to the Asian demographic in the next California governors race.

  14. Dennis says:

    Anybody seen Stan lately?

  15. Cowboy Blob says:

    You gonna eat the rest o’ that?

  16. elliot says:

    Say dude, you smell something. I wonder if Luke back there is smokin’ some funky bamboo again if you know what I mean.

  17. Republicans May Look Alike But Don’t They Dress Nice?

  18. Supreme Court Justices Chew Over Constitutional Intent.

  19. Elmo says:

    The dawn of a sad day in libwuhlville … Wednesday morning, November 5, 2008.

  20. Elmo says:

    Since my baby left me, never said a word,
    was it something I done, something that she heard?
    You know, she left me, yes, she left me, my baby even left me, never said a word.

  21. physics geek says:

    Since Bithead took my first idea…

    “The Pander Bear poked his head out of his hole and saw his shadow, thereby guaranteeing us another 6 months of politicians bullsh*tting us.”

  22. Deathlok says:

    Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda . . .Bamboo Bamboo. . .Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda

  23. Bithead says:

    * Ling Ling, Ping Ping,Zing Zing,Wing Wing,
    Ting Ting and Ming Ming having lunch together.

    * Correction: Ting Ting, Ming Ming, Ling Ling, Ping Ping,Zing Zing,Wing Wing, having lunch together.

    *Correcton II: Zing Zing,Wing Wing,Ting Ting, Ming Ming, Ling Ling, Ping Ping,Zing Zing having lunch together.

    * Correction: They’re all named “Fred”.


    *The next Budwiser commercial, now that the frogs have retired.

    * Panda Far…. Vulcan sex with…. Oh, never mind.

  24. Maniakes says:

    Tell them Soylent Grey is Pandas!

  25. John425 says:

    Ewoks in disguise as they seek to infiltrate The Empire.

    Pandas after the earthquake: “WTF was that?”

  26. Hermoine says:

    “The Panda Junta & Bamboo Voodoo Club will come to order.”

  27. Elmo says:

    In readiness for the new millennia, President Obama shows his mettle with the creation of the rapid deployment Pandzer division.

    President-elect Obama’s cabinet hues defeatocrat true (see no Islamist evil, speak no Islamist evil, hear no Islamist evil).

    Hey Willie …. whad’ya get for Christmas?
    A waffle, whad’you get?