Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Ugh says:

    Merkel: Why won’t this moron shut the fnck up?

  2. markm says:

    Merkel: “when I was young I had ze perky fun bags out to here…”
    Bush: “Boobification proliferation”

  3. Triumph says:

    Angela, will you be my Monica?

  4. Elmo says:

    Yeah … that’s how big Barack thinks his are. Ahmadinejad will have him tied up in two minutes flat, crying for his mother. You know we’re really gunna miss you Dub.

  5. Dennis says:

    Merkel: Would you quit saying “I know a little German.”

  6. Elmo says:

    Bomb Iran …. don’t bomb Iran. Well, we could flip a coin?

  7. Elmo says:

    Angela: I was slapjack king of East Berlin High

    Dub: No kiddin’?

  8. elliot says:

    Are you still carrying those Weapons of Mass Destruction?

  9. markm says:

    Merkel: “we’ve got muslims to the left, Jews to the right…here I am stuck in the middle with you”
    Bush: “those Sprockets guys on SNL were a hoot”

  10. William d'Inger says:

    I would wear one of your honorary flag pins, George, but horizontal stripes make me look fat.

  11. Rachel Edith says:

    Merkel – “No, no. Idiot. I am not President of Finland Tarja Halonen, the one who looks like Conan O’Brien. She likes back rubs.”

  12. Wyatt Earp says:

    Merkel: “I once ate a bratwurst this big!

  13. Gollum says:

    Merkel: “And I, for vun, vould velcome our new Chinese uberlords . . . “

  14. John425 says:

    Merkel: “Und zis is vaht you call a biergarten? Vere is der suasage?”

  15. William d'Inger says:

    Merkel: It’s out of my hands, Mr. President. What with Polish plumbers, Croat cabbies, Muslim mechanics and Turkish truckers, the only Germans left in Berlin are Neo-Nazis.

    W: Maybe I could loan you some Hispanic hat dancers?

  16. brainy435 says:

    “Ok, so palms down, hands on your hips, THEN palms up? DAMNIT!

    The Macerena is hard.”

  17. mannning says:

    Ze fish vas zoo gross!

    Come to Texas and we will show you big fish!

  18. DaveD says:

    “George, please, let’s just drop it. I know you’re very fit for a man your age, but ‘lame duck’ has nothing to do with the way you walk.”

  19. John425 says:

    Merkel: “Und then he laid it across mein hands. Ach du lieber! Vaht a vonderful thing it vas!

  20. William d'Inger says:

    It’s “EU”, Mister President, not “eeeeeuu”.

  21. John425 says:

    Merkel: “Und ven you haff one big green ball in each hand, you haff complete control of zer Jolly Green Giant!”

  22. Hodink says:

    “On the one hand, George, everybody thought you were wonderful before the Iraq War. On the other hand, history may still deal with you favorably. A couple of people might even think you were always wonderful. Your wife. Cheney. That dog of yours. Uh. Uh. …”

  23. Cowboy Blob says:

    Invisible Party Tray!

  24. yetanotherjohn says:

    I’ve already explained to you a thousand times. ‘I was only following orders’ didn’t work at Nuremberg and it certainly won’t work for the head of state.

    So when the French raise their arms to surrender, you goose them in the armpits like this.

    When you can snatch the European Union from my hands, then you will truly be the leader of the free world.

    On the one hand we sort of owe Israel for what we did in the late unpleasantness. On the other hand, the Arabs have all the oil. So I don’t know what to do either.

    I didn’t say ‘Simon says’.

  25. markm says:

    Merkel: “Well Mr. President, it always comes back to the old pad versus tampon debate”
    Bush: “I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit”

  26. “George, I don’t have any frickin’ herring, ok?”

  27. “George, there’s no basement in the Alamo.”

  28. Merkel: “I know kung fu.”
    Bush: “Show me.”

  29. Elmo says:

    Merkel: If Europe’s libs keep taking the blue pill, then I fear all will be lost Mr. President.

    Bush: Well Angie … if Senator Obama becomes President, he’s gonna put a half a dozen of em in each and every box of breakfast cereal.

  30. “Too Many Wieners And Not Enough Kraut.”

  31. Jim says:

    Angela Merkel delivers the world’s first invisible wiener schnitzel.

  32. Hermoine says:

    “The Pope’s Catholic. I’m not, George. Since you’re a lame duck, why don’t you swim in the Vatican fountain while you’re there?”

  33. “C’mon George, let’s test your reflexes.”

  34. “I hold nothink!”

  35. Ingress says:

    “One. Don’t go to war. Two. Keep my mouth shut. Learned them both from mistakes you made, Dubby.”

  36. Elmo says:

    Which weighs more … a pound of feathers, or a pound of lead? Hmmm ….

  37. Chortle says:

    “George, you just push in the holder on one end. Remove it and toss the old toilet paper roll. Put the new tp on the holder and voila!”