Caption Contest

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. DaveD says:

    Insisting he can be a president to everyone, Obama reaches out to the religious right.

  2. DaveD says:

    Obama let it pass when his supporters thought he could walk on water, but now he realized these excessive expectations should be addressed in a more timely manner.

  3. Tim Russert Coaches From Heaven..”Balance ..Balance..Balance.”

  4. elliot says:

    Obama relaxes after a long and hard campaign. Hillary provided him with a well deserved vacation jumping off a cliff into a gorge…after all, she had no hard feelings that she lost. It was even heard that she even packed the ‘parachute’ herself.

  5. Dennis says:

    Bob!……You forgot the chute!…….

  6. Bithead says:

    True to form, Barry brought a gun to a bungee jump

  7. Rachel Edith says:

    The obvious solution was for Obama to become his own pastor. Let us pray.

  8. Forgive him Father, he knows not what he does.

  9. I still don’t get performance art.

  10. Bitter to the last drop.

  11. It’s just a jump to the left…

  12. Ouch, that’s going to leave a mark.

  13. John Burgess says:

    Wednesday, November 5, 2008

  14. Elmo says:

    The Republicans are laughing at me, Lord, kumbaya
    The moonbats are crying for me, Lord, kumbaya
    Ahmadinejad is praying for me, Lord, kumbaya
    The media is singing my praises, Lord, kumbaya
    Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
    O Lord, kumbaya

  15. Elmo says:

    And on the seventh day … Obama rested.

  16. Timmer says:

    Steve Perry, dejected and depressed after seeing the new Journey DVD with Arnel Pineda on vocals, belts out one last, “Should have been GONE…GONE…gone…” before ending it all.

  17. John425 says:

    “…for I am the Living Obama, and he that believeth in me shall have everlasting federal subsidies and eternal taxation.”

  18. Grewgills says:

    David Blaine’s latest stunt, Corcovado.

  19. DL says:

    Obama calming climate change.

  20. Cowboy Blob says:

    Daddy! Look at the size of that Gremlin on our wing!

  21. Floyd says:

    The California Supreme court ruled once again to legalize the impossible,so Fred decided to be the first to buy an “Unaided Human Flight” license

  22. Hodink says:

    The swearing in was held in a new way at a new place so the sculptors could grasp the image Obama wanted on Mount Rushmore.

  23. Elmo says:

    That’s one small step for Barack, one giant leap for moonbats.

    And do not lead us into temptation, but deliver us from the evil Rethugs. For our creed is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.

  24. Reader says:

    An ad for the new Fox prime-time show: “Sky-River Diving With The Stars”.

  25. Bithead says:

    * It was widely felt that Obama tended to jump to conclusions. That was confirmed, today….

    * No. I think I need my pogo stick for this one.

    * 100,000 lemmings can’t be wrong.

    * It turns out, the jumper cables he was using were automtive battery “jumpers”. So, he was electricuted on the way down.

    * The answer to the ever present question: “And I suppose if Johnny jumped off a high diving board 10,000 feet up, you’d do it too?”

    * Harold had a different understanding of what ‘joining the bridge club’ means.

    * Top of he world, Ma!!!!

  26. Maggie Mama says:

    “With arms spread wide — as if to embrace the whole country sprawling below in spectacular disorder” — Obama the Redeemer statue can be seen all over the airways.

  27. physics geek says:

    “I’m sailing! I’m sailing!”

    “Look ma, no hands!”

    “Peter, I can see your house from up here.”

  28. Elmo says:

    With the nomination in hand, the Obama campaign taxis down the runway, and awaits destiny (cue “Gonna Fly Now”).

  29. Hermoine says:

    Warning to gays before you take that leap. Marriage is like the Vice Presidency. Not worth a bucket of warm piss.

  30. Elmo says:

    Whew ….. that was real close. For a minute there I thought I was going to have too keep my word to John McCain. And accept public campaign financing.