Monday, June 16, 2008
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Insisting he can be a president to everyone, Obama reaches out to the religious right.
Obama let it pass when his supporters thought he could walk on water, but now he realized these excessive expectations should be addressed in a more timely manner.
Tim Russert Coaches From Heaven..”Balance ..Balance..Balance.”
Obama relaxes after a long and hard campaign. Hillary provided him with a well deserved vacation jumping off a cliff into a gorge…after all, she had no hard feelings that she lost. It was even heard that she even packed the ‘parachute’ herself.
Bob!……You forgot the chute!…….
True to form, Barry brought a gun to a bungee jump
The obvious solution was for Obama to become his own pastor. Let us pray.
Forgive him Father, he knows not what he does.
I still don’t get performance art.
Bitter to the last drop.
It’s just a jump to the left…
Ouch, that’s going to leave a mark.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
The Republicans are laughing at me, Lord, kumbaya
The moonbats are crying for me, Lord, kumbaya
Ahmadinejad is praying for me, Lord, kumbaya
The media is singing my praises, Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
O Lord, kumbaya
And on the seventh day … Obama rested.
Steve Perry, dejected and depressed after seeing the new Journey DVD with Arnel Pineda on vocals, belts out one last, “Should have been GONE…GONE…gone…” before ending it all.
“…for I am the Living Obama, and he that believeth in me shall have everlasting federal subsidies and eternal taxation.”
David Blaine’s latest stunt, Corcovado.
Obama calming climate change.
Daddy! Look at the size of that Gremlin on our wing!
The California Supreme court ruled once again to legalize the impossible,so Fred decided to be the first to buy an “Unaided Human Flight” license
The swearing in was held in a new way at a new place so the sculptors could grasp the image Obama wanted on Mount Rushmore.
That’s one small step for Barack, one giant leap for moonbats.
And do not lead us into temptation, but deliver us from the evil Rethugs. For our creed is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.
An ad for the new Fox prime-time show: “Sky-River Diving With The Stars”.
* It was widely felt that Obama tended to jump to conclusions. That was confirmed, today….
* No. I think I need my pogo stick for this one.
* 100,000 lemmings can’t be wrong.
* It turns out, the jumper cables he was using were automtive battery “jumpers”. So, he was electricuted on the way down.
* The answer to the ever present question: “And I suppose if Johnny jumped off a high diving board 10,000 feet up, you’d do it too?”
* Harold had a different understanding of what ‘joining the bridge club’ means.
* Top of he world, Ma!!!!
“With arms spread wide — as if to embrace the whole country sprawling below in spectacular disorder” — Obama the Redeemer statue can be seen all over the airways.
“I’m sailing! I’m sailing!”
“Look ma, no hands!”
“Peter, I can see your house from up here.”
With the nomination in hand, the Obama campaign taxis down the runway, and awaits destiny (cue “Gonna Fly Now”).
Warning to gays before you take that leap. Marriage is like the Vice Presidency. Not worth a bucket of warm piss.
Whew ….. that was real close. For a minute there I thought I was going to have too keep my word to John McCain. And accept public campaign financing.
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