Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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(AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. markm says:

    Barack thought bubble upon his arrival in Iraq: “OK, i’m here, it’s hot, it’s a quagmire, i’m outahere!”

    Barack thought bubble upon his arrival in Germany: “OOOOH, look at all the Germans…and why the F*&K is my newspaper in Spanish???…I can’t read this sh*t!!!”

  2. markm says:

    “Here comes the Men In Black”

  3. markm says:

    Barrack: “Ok guys, lets be tight now, synchronize patriotic lapel flag pins in…CHECK…”

  4. markm says:

    Barrack “uh-oh…will somebody PA-LEASE tell me this ginormous SUV is an alternative fuel/green crossover model!!!?!”

  5. markm says:

    Barrack: “Ok Vern, let’s make a conceded effort to make sure my “even likely” assasination doesn’t happen”

    (Hillary campaign reset)

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    Barack is practicing Secret Service techniques because McCain promised him a job after the election.

  7. Bithead says:

    Did you ever flashy-thing me?

    No.

    I ain’t playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me?

    No.

    Then how come I keep having problems remembering what I said trhee weeks ago?

  8. DL says:

    You hide this damn SUV and I’ll go deliver my new “conserve don’t drill” speech.

    Are you sure this is the 57th state we’ve hit?

    Keep your eye out for the Rev. Wright, he’s supposed to be here with my new speech on “why flip-flopping is moral.”

  9. Dennis says:

    Anyone remeber how to get back to State# 53??

  10. Sooooo, this is what the 57th state looks like….

  11. Rachel Edith says:

    Obama – “Thanks for the reminder pal, but I’m always trying to look presidential.”

  12. Wyatt Earp says:

    Barack Obama makes yet another Left turn at Albuquerque.

  13. Wyatt Earp says:

    “Where all the white women at?”

  14. markm says:

    Secret service dude: “Sir, being part of your security detail i’ve been wanting to talk to you about a testicular lock box….”

  15. rodney dill says:

    Barack: “Now where can I find a suitable Vice Presidential running mate?”
    Agent: “Hillary’s still stuck to your front bumper sir.”

  16. Carl says:

    Someone please tell me what I am supposed to be doing right now!! Where is the CHANGE banner and teleprompter? I don’t know what to do without them!!

  17. rodney dill says:

    Barack: “Now where can I find a suitable Vice President running mate?”
    Agent: “Hillary’s still stuck to your front bumper sir.”

  18. William d'Inger says:

    Posing as a Secret Service agent, Obama slipped right past Jesse Jackson thereby avoiding a castration ambush.

  19. John425 says:

    Obama: “Let’s see- according to this map, Iraq should be just about…over there!”

    Obama: Well, according to the NYT I have to change my position again. Darn!

    Enquirer expose’- The man on the right is Obama’s ventriloquist!

    Secret Service agent is re-positioned in order to protect Obama’s nuts from a Jesse Jackson attack.

  20. Sarg says:

    BO: What do you mean they said meet them here just how long do we have to wait? Dont they know I am a busy man I mean geezzzz I got prayer in 5 min.

    SS guy: but sir they said they would be right behind us.

    BO: ok then were the heck are they

  21. peterh says:

    tell me again….why am I here at Jesse’s funeral?!?

  22. Dave Schuler says:

    Publicity photo for Men in Black III

  23. What the… this isn’t Popeye’s!

  24. Elmo says:

    Ellwood Blues(ein) Obama: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

    Jake: Hit it.

  25. markm says:

    Barrack: “Bro…security dude…are you a product of my new “civilian national security force”??. Please show a bit more “I really want to be here” type attitude and PLEASE look this way!”.

  26. markm says:

    Security guy: “Mr Obama sir, look at the MSNBC.com advertisement on the this side of this blog page…it appears to give you five to seven favorable news stories compared to McCain’s one story.”
    Obama: “..I AM..the chosen one….”

  27. brainy435 says:

    My position? Uh, 1 min. Let’s see, this policy page… column for this state… row for this demographic… Ok, I’m for it.

    Wait, it’s Wednesday. I’m against it. Always have been.

  28. Timmer says:

    Alright, I’ve already formed my opinion about this place, you go that way, I’ll go this way, and find everything you can that supports my talking points.

  29. floyd says:

    These glasses expose the alien invasion force!!
    MY GAWD!! They’re all democrats!!!

  30. “Get Me A Taller Security Guy.”

  31. elliot says:

    Barack: Good, I see my jet is ready and waiting for us.
    Agent: Uh-Oh, I wonder if he saw that “OUT OF FUEL” sign.

  32. elliot says:

    Barack: So, why did you want me to bring this old newspaper on the plane?
    Agent: Trust me. They always forget to refill the T.P.

  33. “Get Me A Taller Security Guy, My Ears Are Exposed”.

  34. “Who Tore The Cover Off My New Yorker Magazine?”