Monday, July 28, 2008
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Okay, who passed gas?
The Korians were amazed at the success of their disguised Trojan Horse.
It was four years after the greens took control of the world and no one seemed to notice the CO2 sentries.
Contest of the Day: can you spot the one who still is eating trans-fats?
Most people were “alien deniers” until it was too late.
The McCain Empire Strikes Back !!
Surrogate Jabba the Hutt critisizes Obama for not visiting wounded troops on planets far, far away.
* The attendees to the “Obama for President” rally became inatentive when Rosie O’Donnel stood to speak.
* Welcome, Representative Jerrold Nadler.
* The school’s choice for the ‘eating healthy’ spokesman left something to be desired
With his halcyon days as a Hollywood actor behind him, Jabba ekes out a modest living signing the occasional autograph while he makes his rounds as a fast food calorie inspector with the NYC Bureau of Nutritional Enforcement.
“Honey, I think your mom just got here.”
Under the new senate bill, excessive weight would be considered a disability. Even if you are a powerful slave trading criminal.
The trick to blending into the crowd is to stand very, very still.
Unfortunately for Jabba, the rumors of anyone being able to score at an Obama rally proved to be untrue.
With out his sidekick chained to his side, Jabba just isn’t the hit with teenage boys that he used to be.
Barrak, or Barry as he was known then, was not a pretty child. His slight weight problem seemed to alienate him from the other kids in his school.
Barack’s Baby Mama waits patiently in the crowd.
Jabba scrutinizes the dinner selection.
Bald man rejects Jabba’s advances.
The Golden Buddha after makeup removal.
While Obama is in Berlin delivering his Sermon to the Germans, his followers back home fashion a golden idol.
McCain campaign: “No, no, that’s not what we said at all. We said while overseas Obama should VISIT A TROOP…not take a pic of a ginormous poop”
Not even Kent Brockman would welcome *this* new alien overlord.
Dick Cheney – A Man of the People.
Michael Moore greets guests at the premiere of his new film, “Fatso.”
Ah reckon y’all could mek me some french-fried p’taters, mm-hm.
Great, my flight leaves in twenty-five minutes, I’m behind Jabba the Hut in line, and TSA is on a shift change.
“You never close your eyes anymore when i kiss your lips!”
Has anyone else noticed the line keeps getting shorter and shorter in front of Jabba?
Staten Island Republicans reached pretty deep to find someone to run in NY-13.
The 800 pound gorilla in the room? Dude …. you need glasses.
Stay tuned right after the break, when we immediately return with more Movie Monsters Gone Wild.
A few San Diegans get a refresher course in the meaning of: ‘in the blink of an eye.’
Mmmm. People are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Former Jenny Craig spokes-person Kirstie Alley came out of hiding today to begin the promotional tour for her new film, “F**k It, I’m Hungry.”
“Damn, I need a toothpick, where’s Lindsay Lohan.”
Security at the Los Angeles Airport has never been better since they hired the new guard.
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