Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. DL says:

    Okay, who passed gas?

    The Korians were amazed at the success of their disguised Trojan Horse.

    It was four years after the greens took control of the world and no one seemed to notice the CO2 sentries.

    Contest of the Day: can you spot the one who still is eating trans-fats?

    Most people were “alien deniers” until it was too late.

  2. Jack W says:

    The McCain Empire Strikes Back !!

    Surrogate Jabba the Hutt critisizes Obama for not visiting wounded troops on planets far, far away.

  3. Bithead says:

    * The attendees to the “Obama for President” rally became inatentive when Rosie O’Donnel stood to speak.

    * Welcome, Representative Jerrold Nadler.

    * The school’s choice for the ‘eating healthy’ spokesman left something to be desired

  4. William d'Inger says:

    With his halcyon days as a Hollywood actor behind him, Jabba ekes out a modest living signing the occasional autograph while he makes his rounds as a fast food calorie inspector with the NYC Bureau of Nutritional Enforcement.

  5. Hodink says:

    “Honey, I think your mom just got here.”

  6. Under the new senate bill, excessive weight would be considered a disability. Even if you are a powerful slave trading criminal.

    The trick to blending into the crowd is to stand very, very still.

    Unfortunately for Jabba, the rumors of anyone being able to score at an Obama rally proved to be untrue.

    With out his sidekick chained to his side, Jabba just isn’t the hit with teenage boys that he used to be.

    Barrak, or Barry as he was known then, was not a pretty child. His slight weight problem seemed to alienate him from the other kids in his school.

  7. Triumph says:

    Barack’s Baby Mama waits patiently in the crowd.

  8. John425 says:

    Jabba scrutinizes the dinner selection.

    Bald man rejects Jabba’s advances.

    The Golden Buddha after makeup removal.

  9. John425 says:

    While Obama is in Berlin delivering his Sermon to the Germans, his followers back home fashion a golden idol.

  10. markm says:

    McCain campaign: “No, no, that’s not what we said at all. We said while overseas Obama should VISIT A TROOP…not take a pic of a ginormous poop”

  11. Gollum says:

    Not even Kent Brockman would welcome *this* new alien overlord.

  12. anjin-san says:

    Dick Cheney – A Man of the People.

  13. Wyatt Earp says:

    Michael Moore greets guests at the premiere of his new film, “Fatso.”

  14. Ah reckon y’all could mek me some french-fried p’taters, mm-hm.

  15. Great, my flight leaves in twenty-five minutes, I’m behind Jabba the Hut in line, and TSA is on a shift change.

  16. Darren says:

    “You never close your eyes anymore when i kiss your lips!”

  17. Has anyone else noticed the line keeps getting shorter and shorter in front of Jabba?

  18. Brett says:

    Staten Island Republicans reached pretty deep to find someone to run in NY-13.

  19. Elmo says:

    The 800 pound gorilla in the room? Dude …. you need glasses.

    Stay tuned right after the break, when we immediately return with more Movie Monsters Gone Wild.

    A few San Diegans get a refresher course in the meaning of: ‘in the blink of an eye.’

  20. physics geek says:

    Mmmm. People are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

  21. Timmer says:

    Former Jenny Craig spokes-person Kirstie Alley came out of hiding today to begin the promotional tour for her new film, “F**k It, I’m Hungry.”

  22. rodney dill says:

    “Damn, I need a toothpick, where’s Lindsay Lohan.”

  23. elliot says:

    Security at the Los Angeles Airport has never been better since they hired the new guard.