Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

nascar

REUTERS/Sam VarnHagen-Ford Motor Co/Handout (UNITED STATES)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

FILED UNDER: Contests
Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. elliot says:

    Marge, would you look at that American driver speeding like that. He must be going 15 mph eh?

  2. Bithead says:

    Those damned SUV’s….

  3. Triumph says:

    Welcome to the world of Obama’s transportation policy.

  4. Are their tires properly inflated?

    Wind resistance? Well I guess the driver of #20 could stand to lose a few pounds at that, but the canadian driver is driving with his ball and chain.

    Maybe McCain is playing into the stereotype with his band wagon.

  5. William d'Inger says:

    The solar powered Canadian model is no match for the flatulence powered Goremobile.

  6. William d'Inger says:

    Proof that GM and Ford trail the Japanese in hybrid technology.

  7. William d'Inger says:

    If you would pedal as much as you nag, we could catch that guy.

  8. Hodink says:

    McCain Voiceover – There goes Barack Obama racing a newly head shaven Britney Spears and no account Paris Hilton again.

  9. John425 says:

    From the New Delhi Mumbai-Times: Tata Nano – world’s cheapest new car is unveiled in India

    It is 3 metres long, seats four comfortably or five at a squeeze, does 65mph and aims to revolutionise travel for millions. The “People’s Car” is also the cheapest in the world at 100,000 rupees (£1,300) — the same price as the DVD player in a Lexus.

  10. Michael says:

    NASCAR goes green!

  11. John425 says:

    It was only AFTER they invented bumpers, that bumper car rides became popular.

  12. Dammit! It’s those Canadians again!

  13. peterh says:

    Canada rides with partners….the US….well, we know how that’s playing out….

  14. Wyatt Earp says:

    After winning the “T Party,” Tony Stewart celebrated by climbing a blonde in the stands.

  15. Elmo says:

    After the L.A. City Council, outlawed any new fast food establishments, in South Central. And San Francisco proposed the termination of cigarette sales, at any pharmacy or drug store in the city. President Obama outlaws the automobile [except for one remaining model (painted yellow). For driving to the Global Caliphate’s formal surrender ceremony, in January, in Riyadh (Canada of course … will also be taking part)].

  16. Elmo says:

    Goin’ ta hell in a motorized libwuhl handbasket.

  17. Bithead says:

    Whatever happened to “People can have the Model T in any colour, so long as it’s black.”?

  18. Cowboy Blob says:

    Sometimes, the race card is called for.

  19. Maggie Mama says:

    Thanks to President Obama the “Beltway” is rarely congested these days.

  20. Go, Canada…