Monday, August 25, 2008
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
These new cheese wheels will certainly cause an explosion in the mice population. Also, massive constipation.
* … and that’s how the make Cheese-its.
* It was then that Jack got the idea to change the group name to the Bleu Man Group
* Where does Rendell get off calling our coverage “Cheesy”? Over to you, Keith….
The result of someone outside Howard Dean’s office saying:
“After the specticle of the Olympics, the Democrats need something really big to capture the attention of the American people… something that really represents us. Something that will bind us all together, and keep us that way, all the way to November. “
Unfortunately for Chen….His cymbal was facing the wrong way.
Gigs! In! Space!
(for you Muppet Show fans out there)
Sometimes you have to go a long way to find taiko fans. Outer space, even.
Wow. Mother Jones is going to great lengths to promote Kevin Drum’s move there.
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Sometimes you play the drums, sometimes the drums play you.
Michelle Obama introduces her husband at the Democratic Acrobatic. It made for olympic TV.
This is not the Super-Segway we bought!
Knock off that racket up there!
Tandem Gynocologists are used on a checkup of Rosanne Barr’s ovaries…
On short notice Olympic workers had to remove a pair of giant clown noses from the closing ceremony set due to toxic chemicals used in the manufacture of the noses. When questioned, both the Spanish men’s and women’s basketball teams said “if you squint, you can see the tag that says made in China”.
Due to a language mix up over Western comments about tentative plans for their closing ceremony, the Chinese hurriedly added a pie-in-the-sky segment to the routine.
Hey look! There’s a couple of Guda Year Blimps.
Stop frame videography shows a super sweet move in the latest absurd Olympic summer game, Ginormous Chinese Checkers.
Tommy Lee? He’s doin’ it wrong.
Head towards the light Chang! Don’t look back! Once were out, bang your drum towards S. Korea.
I don’t want to work.
I want to bang on the drum all day.
I don’t want to play.
I just want to bang on the drum all day.
Hope and Change perform their song and dance, at the Democratic convention.
And a one and a two …..
A long lost, never before seen Go Go’s music video, of ‘We Got the Beat’. Is discovered in the trunk of Al Gore’s Prius.
Can you hear me now?
Warhammer gold, as the currency in the Warhammer world, plays an important role in the economic system. The experience plays take in game kinda depends on how much Warhammer gold they have. To amateur players, they do not have much time to play the game, not even farming Warhammer online gold. So most of Warhammer players would like to purchase Warhammer gold.
Kevin Drum found a novel way to introduce his new blog, Mother Jones.
* I don’t wanna work…. I just wanna bang on the drum all day”
Look! Pamela Anderson lost her breast implants.
“Well, here we are at the Democratic Convention and … honey, wait a minute … is that John and Cindy McCain up there banging their drum?”
Afraid of getting a DWI ticket, but still want to show up for the noon breakfast looking like you really tied one on last night? Two little ‘Pounders’ pills will give you that head splitting hangover headache without a drop of alcohol.
Okay, that takes care of the drums. Now what do we do about the Guinness record for trombones?
Is it to late to opt for the water-board interrogation?
Maybe I’m just an old fuddy duddy, but that’s not how I remember ‘Little drummer boy’ from when I was growing up.
The loving Chinese government aids the happy workers to maintain prosperous productivity levels by joyous drum beat for each stroke of the peoples oar.
Drummers at the Bejing Olympics float in the air banging on the large skin surfaces, which are actually muffled to accomodate the use of a Dave Weckl track overlay dubbed “more pleasing” by party officials.
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