Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    Sen. McCain (or simply John..): “Sorry guys, i’ll admit that on CNC programming is not my strong suit..but check out this suit”

  2. markm says:

    Sen. McCain “Heh, I was led to believe all the useful machines were shipped overseas from Ohio.”

  3. markm says:

    Sen. McCain: “Well, I don’t do CNC programming, my wife takes care of that”

  4. markm says:

    Sen. McCain: “where the hell is QC when you need em’?..CAN I GET A FIRST PIECE OVER HERE????”

  5. Bithead says:

    One of the indignities of campaigning.How does one look presidential in a machine shop?

  6. Joe Humphrey says:

    Sen. McCain ” So, to suspend my campaign I just remove my jacket and place my butt into the opening of this Electro-Campaign Suspender machine (which BTW was just shipped in overseas from Ohio) and push the big red button?”

  7. markm says:

    “One of the indignities of campaigning.How does one look presidential in a machine shop?”

    You can’t unless you redefine what it means to look presidential.

  8. Bystander says:

    In order to stop the nasty rumors, Senator McCain hold a press conference in front of his PC.

  9. Redhand says:

    “Where’s my monkey wrench? I have the judgment and the experience to fix this.”

  10. Timmer says:

    Okay, so I pooted when I stuck my head in there…nobody noticed, just walk away like nothing’s going on…

  11. elliot says:

    McCain, obviously disappointed, leaves the first ‘Express Colonoscopy Examine’ machine developed by the Walter Reed Hospital. He thought it was one of those virtual 3D rides.

  12. Dennis says:

    Has anyone seen my pants!!!?

  13. Anderson says:

    John McCain announces his new running mate, the UNIVAC 3000 — more articulate than Palin, *and* programmed to appeal to the base, to moderates, and to voting machines everywhere.

  14. Rachel Edith says:

    McCain – “You know how Sarah could see Russia from her house? Well, the Russkies just gave her 2 million dollars and six more houses to go snoop on somebody else.”

  15. Floyd says:

    Dissatisfied with the first debate, the RNC prepares “Robojohn”, to counter “Axelrod’s Puppet” in the next debate.

  16. Floyd says:

    I’m Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

  17. Moonage says:

    John McCain shows Al Gore how to build an internets.

  18. Moonage says:


    John McCain fixes the Large Hadron Collider.

  19. John425 says:

    Senator McCain throws activator switch on new Spam-o-lator device with Klingon “cloaking” capabilities.

  20. John425 says:

    Another McCain McClone toy leaves the factory.

  21. rodney dill says:

    Clean as a whistle… inside and out.

  22. Hodink says:

    McCain’s hearing aid started playing a ditty so he unbuttoned his jacket and performed a jaunty Highland Fling.

  23. G.A.Phillips says:

    WTF is wrong with the Secret Service, no safety glasses, damn I sure hope that ain’t a Union shop,and were in the Great Green Regulated Hell is OSHA when you need them!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Gasgwar says:

    A part of John knew it wasn’t the crapper. The other part didn’t care.

  25. Hermoine says:

    Hmmmmmm, Smells Like Teen Spirit

  26. Elmo says:

    Silver tongued? Boosheet …. Obama’s tongue be forked. And most all of MSM too. But we’re not worried …. we just took delivery of our own little Lathe of Heaven.

  27. Elmo says:

    We remove the cranium first, and then clamp it down in the lathe. After twisting the lid off, we of course remove the brains …. and replace them with Strawberry Milkshake Pop Tart’s. We’re going to start with registered Democrats, and then move on from there …

  28. Elmo says:

    Why I’ll flip you like a cheese omelet!

  29. Elmo says:

    Am I disappointed that Kim Kardashian got booted off this week’s episode of Dancing With the Stars? Yes, certainly … I was crestfallen. But the premiere of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, on the MTV. Did my heavy heart a world of good.

  30. “C.N.C. Senator, Not C.N.N.”