Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

fruitsandnuts

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. markm says:

    Gay Vegans for Obama 08′.

  2. markm says:

    Scary chick on the left: “…stick around to hear my red pepper ssolo”

  3. DL says:

    The concert for the vegan hearing impaired was a silent success.

    It was a difficult night for the orchestra without the watermelon drums.

    After the concert the trio went out into the night seeking a place to get a good stek dinner.

    It was after this concert that the Onion Lovers of America filed suit for discrimination.

  4. elliot says:

    Obviously they never heard the term… Don’t play with your food”

  5. G.A.Phillips says:

    I see 8 vegetables but not a lot of shampoo.

  6. Elmo says:

    By some strange coincidence …. Tamara, Joerg, and Susanna’s parents had all taken acid in the sixties.

  7. Elmo says:

    Bush’s fault!

  8. Elmo says:

    After completing the first year of Juilliard’s new animal free music program, three students stage a homecoming recital. Before moving on to fruit, at the start of their second year.

  9. Hodink says:

    Vegan Oktoberfest.
    Zicke Zacka, Zicke Zacka.
    Hoy! Hoy! Hoy!

  10. Elmo says:

    McCain campaign ad we’ll never see, #28:

    In these trying times …. I wan’t to reach my hand out across the aisle, to all Obama supporters. And simply say this: put your lips together and pucker, then blow. I’m John McCain and I approved this message.

  11. Rachel Edith says:

    Memo: Wear black. Appear sad. Show fondness for music. Cover tats. Act normal.

    Manson Family shows their remorse.

  12. Elmo says:

    No Maam, they’re not just whistlin’ Dixie … they’re also crying for help.

  13. John Burgess says:

    Beans, the other ‘musical fruit’, couldn’t get its PR budget in line.

  14. Alan says:

    This is as close as we can get to the real thing.

  15. FormerHostage says:

    Don’t ask, don’t tell. No…really…DON’T TELL, I don’t wanna know!

  16. FormerHostage says:

    No matter what song they play, it still comes out sounding like the soundtrack for a cheesy ’70s porn flick…BOW CHICKA BOW, BOW BOW BOW…

  17. FormerHostage says:

    You don’t EVEN want to know what they played before they went vegan!

  18. Bystander says:

    In order to get their ratings up, MS NBC premiers it Sunday edition of ‘Meat Depressed’ with guest stars found hanging out in Kieth Oberman’s garage.

  19. John425 says:

    The “Vote For Obama and Electric Vegetable Marching Band”. Now playing at a Vegan Festival near you.

    Hey you- with the cucumber! Do you know where that was last night?

    “Gong!”

  20. While acknowledging the birth control method used by the three is 100% effective, few are willing to go to such extremes.

    It’s October, the election is entering the final phase and the fat lady must be getting ready to sing because the band is warming up.

    We prefer the term differentially abled musicians, thank you.

    Due to the financial crisis, marching bands in the rose bowl may not look like those of the past.

    As the financial tilt worsened, someone got the bright idea to have the band play something to soothe the panicky investors.

    If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Unless of course he is a complete loony and blowing into a cucumber.

  21. Alex Knapp says:

    Worst. Threesome. Ever.

  22. brainy435 says:

    Due to their mistaken literal interpretation “The Raw Green Bell Peppers” never saw the same success as their inspiration “The Red Hot Chili Peppers.”

  23. Bithead says:

    * Placed third in “World’s Worst Album Covers”

    * The one on the right really isn’t part of the band. We’re not sure WHAT she’s practicing for.

    * The act that Quincy Jones was working on when he turned down Micheal Jackson’s latest effort.

    * From the inventors of watermellon and mayo pizza….

    * Humility is usually the best policy, but it doesn’t cover these folks.

    * Steve Jobs, pictured here, didn’t hit on using Apples to build computers with until weeks after this pic was taken.

    * Not the top of the food chain.

    *

  24. William d'Inger says:

    Advanced scout team of the alien invasion force goes undercover in San Francisco.

  25. Eneils Bailey says:

    You gotta love the fact that you can not tell if they are men or women.

    If they are women, I’ll take the one on the left, she has bigger, puckering, full lips.

    Does she suck as good as she blows?

  26. William d'Inger says:

    Promotional photograph of the All-Natural Organic Earth Band, better known as the “fruits ‘n vegetables”.

  27. Timmer says:

    The Marketing Division at the Department of Agriculture has been drinking and listening to old REM again.

  28. No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.

  29. Well, there were four of us but then arugula prices just went through the roof.

  30. I am a fine musician,
    I practice every day.
    And people come from miles around
    Just to hear me play
    My pickle-o my pickle-o
    I love to play my pickle-o.

    (Hey, when’s the last time someone worked a Dick Van Dyke reference in to the caption contest?)

  31. elliot says:

    Smack! I coulda had a V8. Eww, glad I didn’t now.

  32. steve says:

    Yes, Monica was part of our original group before she got her gig in D.C.

    Steve

  33. Bithead says:

    * The one on the right works for MI6, and is licensed to dill.

    * The new Obama sex education classes for pre-schoolers.

    * Paula Parkins played a peck of pickled peppers

    * She quit her job at Burger king after being confused by a “Whopper, no pickle” order.

  34. MikeM says:

    Not to be outdone, the San Francisco Arts Commission announced they would launch an “All-California Fruits and Nuts Orchestra”.

  35. chsw says:

    Somehow, The Green Sex Toy Band never managed to cross over into mainstream pop.

    chsw

  36. Cowboy Blob says:

    Nobody knows
    where my zucchini has been
    Nobody knows but Jesus
    Nobody knows
    where my zucchini has been
    but I can smell the tuna….

  37. Maggie Mama says:

    Veggies …. not just for breakfast anymore.

  38. Maggie Mama says:

    Dumb, Dumber, and … Dang, is that a Zucchini?

  39. elliot says:

    Sgt. Pepper Lonely Artichoke Band.

  40. The American economy has flopped to the point that magicians are forced to use veggies as intruments.

  41. No more Fine Young Cannibals. Just the Fine Green Veggies. Thumbs up for the green campaign.

  42. Red Hot Chili Peppers, eat your heart out! We’re the Green Cool veggies tooting for Al Gore’s Green Machine.

  43. Hermoine says:

    More weirdo crackhead friends of Obama.

    My name is John McCain
    and I approved this message.

  44. Elmo says:

    One turnip short of a load.

    My grandmother …. a typical white person ..

  45. Codominimum says:

    The sex-ed trio “Blow Me Down” had a unique approach to topics such as condom demonstration and inappropriate touching…

  46. Elmo says:

    Wednesday morning, November 5, 2008 …. taps is sounded for the Obama campaign.