Caption Contest

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  1. markm says:

    At what was supposed to be a ceremonial puck drop at a Flyers/Rangers game, the southpaw Republican VP candidate Sarahcuda Palin decided to unveil her plans for border enforcement by dropping the mittens with Scott Gomez. After a few roundhouse lefts by Palin the scuffle was broken up.

  2. Fence says:

    Now substituting at right wing, rookie Sarah Palin.

    By the way, did anyone notice that the Rangers captain shaking hands with her is Scotty Gomez, the most famous hockey player ever from Alaska?

  3. Timmer says:

    Can I call you “Mommy?”

  4. Our Paul says:

    Give me a hug mom, they cut off all my hair!!!

  5. Kenny says:


    “There ya go.”

  6. Michael says:

    Palin: “Of course I’m qualified to captain the team, I can see hockey games from my house”.

    Palin in a later stump speech: “I said ‘Thanks, but no thanks’ to that warm reception in Philidelphia”.

  7. elliot says:

    Sarah Palin, Hi. I’m here to randomly drug test you athletes. Can you pee in this cup for me?

  8. Anderson says:

    “Ms. Fey, I just wanted you to know that Baby Mama is, like, my favorite movie EVER.”

  9. Triumph says:

    Palin shows her true anti-American colours by honouring the Canadian national sport.

  10. Elmo says:

    Roll out the barrel, we’re having a barrel of fun
    Roll out the barrel, we’ve got the blue states on the run
    Zing boom tararrel, ring out the boos and the raspberry cheer
    Now’s the time to roll out the barrel, for the lib ding dongs are all here

  11. Elmo says:

    Are we gunna kick lib butt? You betcha ….

    My lipstick? … Guerlain of course … why do you ask?

  12. Elmo says:

    Well Governor, the main difference between the pro’s and Pop Warner is of course … the beer. In fact tonight is Obama Night. Everyone in attendance wearing an Obama button, gets two free thirty two ouncers!

  13. John425 says:

    “Puck-er up Guv!”

  14. John425 says:

    Sarah: “Hey guys, Obama calls this game “ice-puckey”! What a tool!”

  15. Rachel Edith says:

    “No mam. I said, ‘Puck’ but hey …”

  16. Bandit says:

    That’s gonna melt a hole in the ice.

  17. Bithead says:

    The resulting brawl drew Palin a five minute major.

  18. G.A.Phillips says:

    Mean and violent supporters at the rally? It’s a hockey game you Pansy ass liberal hack artists!!!!

  19. Chadzilla says:

    AAAAHHHH!!! Make ‘er let go!!! My hand!!! AAAAHHH!!!

  20. Cowboy Blob says:

    Sarah was only a headbutt away from Philadelphia Immortality.

  21. Wyatt Earp says:

    Richards: “Come on, wardrobe malfunction!”

    (Oh and Triumph: The National Sport of Canada is actually Lacrosse.)

  22. Hodink says:

    “Are you Sarah or Tina? I get confused.”