Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. tom p says:

    “GAAAAACKKKK!!! He touched me! Somebody get me the Germinex!”

  2. Dave Schuler says:

    Come, Igor, we must go to the laboratory.

  3. McCain steps in Colin Powell’s endorsement.

  4. elliot says:

    Obama gives McCain a little sample of his natural gas energy plan.

  5. elliot says:

    As he was about to grab Obama, McCain’s advisors quickly stopped him. Telling him that was not what they meant when they told him to lick Obama in the debate.

  6. Elmo says:

    I was working in the lab, late one night,
    When my eyes beheld, an eerie sight.
    For my monster from his slab began to rise,
    And suddenly, to my surprise,

    He did the mash, He did the monster mash
    The monster mash, It was a graveyard smash
    He did the mash, It caught on in a flash
    He did the mash, He did the monster mash

  7. Elmo says:

    Echoing all America, who are pert tired of the election …..

  8. Elmo says:

    Wrong way McCain goes for the cheap laugh … but furgits libs doan have no sensa humor.

  9. G.A.Phillips says:

    McCain seen here doing his M.J. tongue after screaming “JUST GIVE THE ME DAMN ACORN, KOBE!!!!!!! I”M OPEN!!!!”

  10. (With the impending abridgement of the First Amendment via the “Fairness Doctrine” every caption henceforth must come with a “fairness” caption to offset it. Why? Because I love Big Brother. And you better too.)

    Nosferatu is looking better than I would have expected.

    John McCain wants to take away your health care and cancel Social Security.

  11. The Waco kid has been locked up a little too long.

    Senator Obama is going to change the world!

  12. Not to go all Palin-drome on ya, but, “A man, a plan, a canal…”

    Are you The One?

  13. Hodink says:

    McCain was heard to say, “It’s Oktoberfest. Let’s Chicken Dance!”

  14. markm says:

    McCain “Good sweet Jesus, the man can even convincingly talk out of his ass”

  15. markm says:

    McCain “Awe GREAT, I just stepped in a pile of Obamasocialism”

    McCain “..bro…stop spreadin’ the wealth already, jeeeeze”

  16. markm says:

    Obama releases part of his green gas policy during the debate. McCain, caught off guard, could only say “aaaack”.

  17. steve says:

    Offstage from Cindy- “Stop, I said KICK his ass.”


  18. John McCain remembers his grandfather’s advice and takes a moment to stop and smell the roses.

    Sarah Palin is unqualified.

  19. Senator McCain overheard Senator Biden talking to Senator Obama and decided to act upon Joe’s advice to “gird his loins.”

    Electing Senator Obama president will make the rest of the world like us again.

  20. Don’t laugh, you’ll be doing this soon too.

    John McCain is a doodyhead.

  21. Triumph says:

    He ain’t no Larry Craig, but I guess he’ll do…

  22. Bert says:

    McCain doing his best media impersonation.

  23. steve says:

    Ewwww. He’s so skinny you can see his rhoids through his pants.


  24. chsw says:

    “Vietnamese psychoprogrammers tell me to…MUST RESIST!!!”


  25. Elmo says:

    On this week’s episode of Dancing With the Political Stars ….

    Though quite edgy … Johnnie Mac’s impression of Keith Olberman opening his mail. Failed to get a laugh from MSNBC’s three dozen viewers.

  26. elliot says:

    McCain: Arrgh! I think that guy cut one!

  27. G.A.Phillips says:

    McCain seen here doing his M.J. tongue after screaming “JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN ACORN, KOBE!!!!!!! I”M OPEN!!!!”

  28. G.A.Phillips says:

    The mere aura of the ONE almost turns McCain into a cool aid drinking, talking point chanting zombieroot, luckily his gland medication fought off the the L virus in time for the debate.

  29. John425 says:

    McCain gives his Joe Biden impression on the Letterman show.

  30. Cowboy Blob says:

    Ewwwww! Socialist Cooties!

  31. baysballfan says:

    Are you ready Sarah?
    It’s the BIG ONE.

  32. John425 says:

    McCain steps in Obama’s socialism pile.

  33. Elmo says:

    Like much of America …. Johnnie Mac chokes on the words Mr. President. When addressing Senator Obama.

  34. Chi says:

    I like big butts, and I cannot lie

  35. L PRAVEEN KUMAR says: