Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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  1. Bithead says:

    * What America didn’t know was who it was who actually made use of those falsified voter registrations from ACORN.

  2. MikeM says:

    Revealed: How the “head” count is padded for Obama’s rallies.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    No, Charlie Brown, they’re not waiting for the Great Pumpkin; they await The Messiah.

  4. Bithead says:

    * The parking lot at the CIA.

    * I *do* believe in spooks, Idobelieveinspooks, Ido Ido Ido

    * Doctor Seedling and his Jack O’Lobotomy patients.

    * What do you mean they’ve canceled Halloween?


  5. elliot says:

    Great Bob, you’ve lit all the pumpkins in 5 hours and 45 mins. Now you can blow them out.

  6. Elmo says:

    The Oborg …. lights are on, but nobody’s home.

  7. Elmo says:
  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    Now we fill them with donkey brains Billy and alacazam, alacapoop a fresh batch of liberal voters.

  9. Elmo says:
  10. Young and energetic ACORN leader lines up newly registered voters to cast their vote for Democratic Presidential Nominee Barrack Obama.

  11. Floyd says:

    If you think you can pass them off as our best and brightest, your out of your gourd!

  12. anjin-san says:

    Obam-ho-tep… Obam-ho-tep…

  13. brainy435 says:

    Little Johnny wanders around the memorial to everyone Obama’s thrown under the bus.

  14. An Obama rally with newly registered voters prepares for November 4.

    Boy: This is nothing more than a pumpkin meat party with a bunch of phony smiles.

    Financial crisis? What financial crisis! We are still using food as lawn ornaments.

    Linus and groupies wait for the great pumpkin.

    He strode as a giant among pumpkin heads.

  15. Floyd says:

    Yes here in Illinois we accept “Votive candles”as registration, see the “Pollcat” for your ballot.

  16. Floyd says:

    Quick douse your lighters! It’s not the “Dead”……

    is this tuesday???….the fourth??… you sure??

  17. Darby Shaw says:

    ACORN volunteer Little Bobby Gourd walks through his recent batch of new voter registrations.

  18. DL says:

    Acorn’s registered pumpkins receive voting instructions on the eve of Nov. 3

    To the credit of Nobel prize winner, Al Gore, the heat generated from lighted pumpkins on Halloween is known to kill the polar bears.

  19. Floyd says:


  20. bob says:

    * A young McCain supporter surrounded by Obots.

    * Look, Mom! That one’s got a voter registration card!

  21. Floyd says:

    at a book signing for L.Ron’s new book “Pumpkinetics”

  22. John425 says:

    Democrats in Sleepy Hollow, NY line up for early voting.

  23. elliot says:

    As Johnny was finishing up, Aston Kucher jumped out and said “Ha, you’ve just been pumpkined!”

  24. John425 says:

    Cristo walks through his new “Monster Mash”.

  25. John425 says:

    Child entrepreneur, Jack, shows off his patented “Jack-O-Lantern” playground.

  26. Bithead says:

    * The children, attracted by the huge display, were given bars of Ex-Lax as treats.

    * Fox Mulder still searches

    * A normal summer night, in SanFransisco

    * The “Before” picture.

    * The front porch of The School for Plastic Surgeons

    * Deja BOO: The feeling you’ve seen these pumpkins last year.

  27. Bithead says:

    * Hey… anyone got a light?

    *Spaceballs the Flame-thrower. Kids really love this

    * Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumps over lit pumpkins 3000 thick… but Jill still prefers the candlestick

    * The Pumpkin Hall Of Flame

    * You will perish in flames!

    * Ya know what burns my butt? Big Pumpkins

  28. In Cleveland, OH, more than 1,800 voter registrations were submitted by ACORN for a Mr. Jack O’Lantern.

  29. Meanwhile, in Toledo, OH, another 1,200 voter registrations were submiited by ACORN for Mr. Jacko Lantern.

  30. What have I done? What have I done? How could I be so blind? All is lost. Where was I? Spoiled all, spoiled all. Everything’s gone all wrong. What have I done? What have I done? Find a deep cave to hide in. In a million years they’ll find me. Only dust, and a plaque that reads ‘Here Lies Poor Old Barrack!’ But I never could understand this madness. Never. But nobody really understood. Well, how could they. Because all I ever wanted was to bring them something great! Why does nothing ever turn out like it should? Well, what the heck? I went and did my best, and by God I really tasted something swell. And for a moment, why, I even touched the sky! Boy, there’ll be stories I can tell! And for the first time since I don’t remember when, I felt just like my old, bony self again. And I Barrack! The Progresive… that’s right, I am the Progressive! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! And I just can’t wait until four days after Halloween, ’cause I’ve got some new ideas, that’ll really make ’em scream! And, by God, I’m really going to give it all my might! Uh-oh! I hope there’s still time to set things right. Handy laws!

  31. Hodink says:

    “Hey mom. I’m runnin’ for President. These punkin’ heads are votin’ for Elmo and me. We need a limo, a podium, a microphone, an iPhone, wishy washy policies and some designer clothes.”