Thursday, October 23, 2008
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
* What America didn’t know was who it was who actually made use of those falsified voter registrations from ACORN.
Revealed: How the “head” count is padded for Obama’s rallies.
No, Charlie Brown, they’re not waiting for the Great Pumpkin; they await The Messiah.
* The parking lot at the CIA.
* I *do* believe in spooks, Idobelieveinspooks, Ido Ido Ido
* Doctor Seedling and his Jack O’Lobotomy patients.
* What do you mean they’ve canceled Halloween?
Great Bob, you’ve lit all the pumpkins in 5 hours and 45 mins. Now you can blow them out.
The Oborg …. lights are on, but nobody’s home.
Purdy sure that’s illegal in San Francisco ….
Now we fill them with donkey brains Billy and alacazam, alacapoop a fresh batch of liberal voters.
Wanna see sumtin really skeery?
Young and energetic ACORN leader lines up newly registered voters to cast their vote for Democratic Presidential Nominee Barrack Obama.
If you think you can pass them off as our best and brightest, your out of your gourd!
Little Johnny wanders around the memorial to everyone Obama’s thrown under the bus.
An Obama rally with newly registered voters prepares for November 4.
Boy: This is nothing more than a pumpkin meat party with a bunch of phony smiles.
Financial crisis? What financial crisis! We are still using food as lawn ornaments.
Linus and groupies wait for the great pumpkin.
He strode as a giant among pumpkin heads.
Yes here in Illinois we accept “Votive candles”as registration, see the “Pollcat” for your ballot.
Quick douse your lighters! It’s not the “Dead”……
IT”S A “SMASHING PUMPKINS”CONCERT!!!
is this tuesday???….the fourth??… you sure??
ACORN volunteer Little Bobby Gourd walks through his recent batch of new voter registrations.
Acorn’s registered pumpkins receive voting instructions on the eve of Nov. 3
To the credit of Nobel prize winner, Al Gore, the heat generated from lighted pumpkins on Halloween is known to kill the polar bears.
* A young McCain supporter surrounded by Obots.
* Look, Mom! That one’s got a voter registration card!
at a book signing for L.Ron’s new book “Pumpkinetics”
Democrats in Sleepy Hollow, NY line up for early voting.
As Johnny was finishing up, Aston Kucher jumped out and said “Ha, you’ve just been pumpkined!”
Cristo walks through his new “Monster Mash”.
Child entrepreneur, Jack, shows off his patented “Jack-O-Lantern” playground.
* The children, attracted by the huge display, were given bars of Ex-Lax as treats.
* Fox Mulder still searches
* A normal summer night, in SanFransisco
* The “Before” picture.
* The front porch of The School for Plastic Surgeons
* Deja BOO: The feeling you’ve seen these pumpkins last year.
* Hey… anyone got a light?
*Spaceballs the Flame-thrower. Kids really love this
* Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumps over lit pumpkins 3000 thick… but Jill still prefers the candlestick
* The Pumpkin Hall Of Flame
* You will perish in flames!
* Ya know what burns my butt? Big Pumpkins
In Cleveland, OH, more than 1,800 voter registrations were submitted by ACORN for a Mr. Jack O’Lantern.
Meanwhile, in Toledo, OH, another 1,200 voter registrations were submiited by ACORN for Mr. Jacko Lantern.
What have I done? What have I done? How could I be so blind? All is lost. Where was I? Spoiled all, spoiled all. Everything’s gone all wrong. What have I done? What have I done? Find a deep cave to hide in. In a million years they’ll find me. Only dust, and a plaque that reads ‘Here Lies Poor Old Barrack!’ But I never could understand this madness. Never. But nobody really understood. Well, how could they. Because all I ever wanted was to bring them something great! Why does nothing ever turn out like it should? Well, what the heck? I went and did my best, and by God I really tasted something swell. And for a moment, why, I even touched the sky! Boy, there’ll be stories I can tell! And for the first time since I don’t remember when, I felt just like my old, bony self again. And I Barrack! The Progresive… that’s right, I am the Progressive! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! And I just can’t wait until four days after Halloween, ’cause I’ve got some new ideas, that’ll really make ’em scream! And, by God, I’m really going to give it all my might! Uh-oh! I hope there’s still time to set things right. Handy laws!
“Hey mom. I’m runnin’ for President. These punkin’ heads are votin’ for Elmo and me. We need a limo, a podium, a microphone, an iPhone, wishy washy policies and some designer clothes.”
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