Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Women’s Wear Daily: “Brown is the new black; feathers, the new fur.”

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    In an attempt to get more white people watching, Chocolate News has just announced a new co-host, seen in photo above, for David Alan Grier.

  3. chsw says:

    1. The reasons why Palin’s wardrobe was $150 thousand were the clothes that she decided not to wear.

    2. Senator Clinton will run for re-election in Madonna Couture.


  4. Bystander says:

    ” … that’s right, she actually thought Africa was a country … but you didn’t hear that from me.”

  5. Bystander says:

    Victoria’s Secret reject #27

  6. G.A.Phillips says:

    Madonna is dabbling in movie making again, see her in her latest production “Mars Attacks the Christmas Porno”.

  7. Bystander says:

    ‘Stars and Stripes Forever’ … you’re doing it wrong!

  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    I like her better when she looks innocent and wears nothing but hair.

  9. rodney dill says:

    Chocolate wear for men comes with nuts.

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    apapapap ap ap ap ap apapapapap!

  11. elliot says:

    Sweet! Melts in your mouth and in your hand.

  12. Rachel Edith says:

    “And next month for men, we introduce woven tinsel bikini. A little flash for the ho ho ho.”

  13. Barry says:

    I suddenly got hungry 🙂

  14. Elmo says:

    The street is all your’s now Madge/Ester [and no … I don’t want an Obama Peace Pop (or Fudgsicle)].

    Roll out the Hershey’s, we’ll have a barrel of fun.

    Celebrations of National Obie Day, began early.

    Bend over, the inauguration’s coming.

  15. Bithead says:

    * (Sings).. “I’ll stop the world and melt with you”

    * World’s worst dating videos #43

    * Deanna Troi’s perfect outfit.

    * She looks good enough to…. well, you know…

    * After being locked in the chololate factory for eight hours, all she could say was…”Did you really need to rescue me?”

    * Life is like a girl covered in chocolate. What you get depends on what melts.

    * Uhh, that isn’t chocolate, Beavis.

    * Is the girl, hollow?

  16. John425 says:

    Well, Fudge Me!

    I’d like to fudge that!

    Thermostat to 95 degrees? Aye, aye, captain.

    You ought to see how she holds her licker!

  17. Drew says:

    Klaatu Barada Nikto !

  18. Timmer says:

    Dibs on the Cupcakes!

  19. physics geek says:

    Newest ad campaign: “Got chocolate milk?”

  20. Bithead says:

    * “Hi… I’m Candy.” “Of course you are.”

    * How many licks does it take…..

    * “Candygram for Mongo.” “Mongo LIKE candy!”

    * Sweet girl…

    * It wasn’t until later that school officials found out just how she sold so many school fundraising chocolate bars…

    * Why are you snickering like that, Cindy?

    * The Candy Man following the sex change operation

    * Amazing what you’d find in Bill Clinton’s reception lines. In this picture from 1995, for example…

  21. Cowboy Blob says:

    Sorry… I ate the panties.

  22. tom p says:

    “Meet my new sex toy… Now turn out the lights.”

  23. The autumn collection from Willie Wanker and the Chocolate Factory.

  24. Brandon says:

    Sometimes you feel like a nut… sometimes you don’t!

  25. Madonna: “Here’s my collection of whistles. Let me blow your whistle for you!”

  26. G.A.Phillips says:

    Sorry… I ate the panties.

    I hate to tell you this Blob, but she don’t wear panties.

  27. Elmo says:

    John Edwards, Bill Clinton, and Eliot Spitzer walk into a candy bar …..