Thursday, November 20, 2008
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
The “blow ball” tournement was eventually called on account of both players going into hyperventelation.
Producers of the upcoming Catwoman movie were impressed when she actually hacked up a hairball while auditioning for the lead part.
Where are they now? …. Anna Kournikova, TTI Floor Care’s North American spokesmodel. Shows that she’s no match for Hoover’s brand new Category 5 Vac.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, demonstrates President Obama’s Iran policy [a whole lotta hot air (wah, wah)].
Al Franken tries to rescue a ballot.
Rodney manages to stump Elmo.
When fish attack (the serve).
Here caught in training,Pat is the odds on favorite to win this year’s
Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest!
Hillary thinks this guy has great pecs!
Impressed by this remarkable feat?
“Chipmunk Cheeks” has two more in reserve!
The job of being Bill Clinton’s secratary had some rather interesting requirements.
* World’s best dating videos, number 3.
* Rejected “Hootie and the Blowfish” album covers, number 276.
* What happens when you put too much air in the blow-up doll.
* It was at that very moment, that the laxitive started working.
* Preparing for takeoff.
Suck! Don’t blow!
“Tha’r she blows!”–from the hitherto secret “Journal of Captain Ahab”. Chapter 4, p.93
Momma Gump: “Life is like a set of balls, Forrest. You never know who’s gonna blow on them.”
Quick! Some one give her a straw!!!!
San Fran Mayor Gavin Newsom has finally come out.
The only brunette among the top ten women tennis players, Jelena Jankovic has a message for the nine blonds on the list: “Go blow.”
insert missing qualifier please
…..among the top ten HOTTEST women tennis players …..
And she doesn’t even have to use a garden hose.
Jar Jar Binks is doing well on the pro tennis circuit
What’s really embarrassing is she has bigger biceps than me.
Her secret is to imagine each ball as a mouse and smash a line drive that reaches 9 tenths the speed of light
You try playing tennis while retaining water
An angry Gaea torments the pollutionist inhabitants of her earth with the hot wrathful winds of global warming.
A little lower … more … now to the right ….. perfect!
I’m just not too sure bout the new Bond chick?
When tennis balls attack.
Though already Prez Elect, the media are unable to stop inflating Obama’s balloon.
“Ellen warned me about Chris Matthews. He is here today. Just keeping my arms close to the vest.”
* The experimentation with playing sports in a vaccum did have it’s problems.
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