Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


(Issei Kato/Files/Reuters)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    The “blow ball” tournement was eventually called on account of both players going into hyperventelation.

  2. Bystander says:

    Producers of the upcoming Catwoman movie were impressed when she actually hacked up a hairball while auditioning for the lead part.

  3. Elmo says:

    Where are they now? …. Anna Kournikova, TTI Floor Care’s North American spokesmodel. Shows that she’s no match for Hoover’s brand new Category 5 Vac.

    Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, demonstrates President Obama’s Iran policy [a whole lotta hot air (wah, wah)].

    Al Franken tries to rescue a ballot.

    Rodney manages to stump Elmo.

    When fish attack (the serve).

  4. Floyd says:

    Here caught in training,Pat is the odds on favorite to win this year’s
    Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest!

  5. Jerminator says:

    Hillary thinks this guy has great pecs!

  6. Floyd says:

    Impressed by this remarkable feat?
    “Chipmunk Cheeks” has two more in reserve!

  7. Bithead says:

    The job of being Bill Clinton’s secratary had some rather interesting requirements.

  8. Bithead says:

    * World’s best dating videos, number 3.

    * Rejected “Hootie and the Blowfish” album covers, number 276.

    * What happens when you put too much air in the blow-up doll.

    * It was at that very moment, that the laxitive started working.

    * Preparing for takeoff.

  9. John425 says:

    Suck! Don’t blow!

  10. John425 says:

    “Tha’r she blows!”–from the hitherto secret “Journal of Captain Ahab”. Chapter 4, p.93

  11. John425 says:

    Momma Gump: “Life is like a set of balls, Forrest. You never know who’s gonna blow on them.”

  12. Dennis says:

    Quick! Some one give her a straw!!!!

  13. Maggie Mama says:

    San Fran Mayor Gavin Newsom has finally come out.

  14. Maggie Mama says:

    The only brunette among the top ten women tennis players, Jelena Jankovic has a message for the nine blonds on the list: “Go blow.”

  15. Maggie Mama says:

    insert missing qualifier please

    …..among the top ten HOTTEST women tennis players …..

  16. And she doesn’t even have to use a garden hose.

    Jar Jar Binks is doing well on the pro tennis circuit

    What’s really embarrassing is she has bigger biceps than me.

    Her secret is to imagine each ball as a mouse and smash a line drive that reaches 9 tenths the speed of light

    You try playing tennis while retaining water

  17. G.A.Phillips says:

    An angry Gaea torments the pollutionist inhabitants of her earth with the hot wrathful winds of global warming.

  18. Elmo says:

    A little lower … more … now to the right ….. perfect!

    I’m just not too sure bout the new Bond chick?

    When tennis balls attack.

    Though already Prez Elect, the media are unable to stop inflating Obama’s balloon.

  19. Rachel Edith says:

    “Ellen warned me about Chris Matthews. He is here today. Just keeping my arms close to the vest.”

  20. Bithead says:

    * The experimentation with playing sports in a vaccum did have it’s problems.

  21. mannning says:

    Whiff it twice!