Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. Bithead says:

    * Welcome to this week’s edition of “Spot the Looney”

    * The French version of the “Love Parade” earned a strange reputation, early on.

  2. markm says:

    Dude in the red “ the goat says rectum, damn near killed him…ahahhhaaahaha”

  3. Alex Knapp says:

    Five minutes after this photo was taken, the subjects were ironically killed and eaten by a pride of lions…

  4. Timmer says:

    Guy on the far right: Seriously dude, vegitarian chicks, they dig the plushies, we are SO going to get laid tonight.

  5. G.A.Phillips says:

    Love at first sight?

  6. markm says:

    dude on the right “HEY-HEY..HO-HO…our incisors/premolars/molars/canine teeth do be having to go”.

  7. tom p says:

    “Hey, anybody know where I can get some Bahhhhhh-B-Q?”

  8. DL says:

    Road kill -the moment before….

    Which animal painted the signs?

    Talk about free range chickens.

    Metrosexuals discussing dietary needs.

    And not a green beret in the bunch.

    Next week’s sign with the same groups will say – animals have a right to marry too.

    Now I see what they mean that animals are equal species to man -at least this group.

    I wonder which one the sheep hooks up with?

  9. John Burgess says:

    The pig, annoyed at not being invited to this festival, blew himself up in protest at PETA’s New Delhi headquarters.

  10. Floyd says:

    Moments later; PETA demonstrators start throwing blood on the three vegetarians wearing fur!

  11. Floyd says:

    German accent… If they von’t listen, “Ve Get Arians” to force dem!

  12. Floyd says:

    Later the Chikin killed the Cow when she discovered that he worked for “Chik-fil-A”!

  13. Floyd says:

    One member of the group began to feel nervous when he heard that PETA members don’t count sheep.

  14. Floyd says:

    Later the group was attacked and killed by group from “Veggie Tales” incited by Mr. Potato Head.

  15. Elmo says:

    Say …. you’re kinda cute.

    Look, I’ve been holding this stupid sign for three days now … when do I get a costume?

    With eight weeks still yet to go (before the inauguration), Pres Elect Obama none the less completes his cabinet.

  16. Floyd says:

    The small turnout implies that the “Salad Days” of PETA are over.

  17. Bystander says:

    Man in red: “Is that a carrot in your pocket, or are you a REAL animal lover?”

  18. Floyd says:

    The chicken left imediately after the photo-op, for his day job in front of the local KFC.

  19. Bystander says:

    (Seriously, what’s goin on in that guy’s pants?)

  20. Floyd says:

    Kermit was offered this “GIG”, but turned it down.

  21. Elmo says:

    Foghorn Leghorn cruelly shatters the illusions of youth.

  22. Bithead says:

    * Five more votes for Al Franken.

    * Metrosexuals

    * Sex: Male ____ Female ____ Bovine ____ Sheep ____ Chicken _____

  23. Paul Barnes says:

    The next stage of genetics: bigger, better chicken.

  24. markm says:

    Sheep guy on the right “DUDE…is that a sheep shear in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

  25. markm says:

    “Sheep to guy on the right” is what I meant…

  26. chsw says:

    1. Hey Mukul! You can eat my meat!
    2. OK, which of you costume guys ate beans?
    3. Recession hits pro sports. Laid-off mascots find new jobs.


  27. John425 says:

    I harbor no animosity towards small furry creatures. They are SOOOO tasty!

    From L to R: Filet Mignon, Chicken Marsala, Idiot, Rack of Lamb, Idiot.

  28. Rachel Edith says:

    “Ok let the furry ones fan out into the crowd and start picking pockets.”

  29. Hodink says:

    Male Duo – “Eat veggies!”
    Animal Trioka – “That’s right!”
    Male Duo – “Be a herbivore!”
    Animal Trioka – “Yes indeed!”
    Male Duo – “Penetrate the Troika!”
    Animal Trioka – “Huh? Say what?”

  30. Looks like the four basic food groups to me: beef, chicken, lamb and ‘long pig’.

    Why do I have a feeling three people are very glad to be wearing masks.

    I don’t know. Bollywood’s remake of ‘eyes wide shut’ had the masks like the original, but the scene just seems so different.

    Hah. You can tell the one in the middle is a fake, you can see the zipper.

    You know, a big juicy T-bone before your last bout and you might have been able to do better than third place.

    Is somebody’s girl friend going to be disappointed tonight? You decide.

  31. FormerHostage says:

    Hmmm, a cow, a chicken, a sheep….and two PUSSIES!

  32. physics geek says:

    At the newly opened Restaurant At the End of India, Sushil meets the meat.

    White Meat and New Delhi Go To Kumar.

  33. Elmo says:

    Vegetarian my arse …. I’m gonna go get me some mesquite barbequed tri-tip … who’s with me?

  34. John425 says:

    With the Arc de Triomphe as a backdrop, French cheese-eating surrender monkeys pose for Bon Appetit magazine.

  35. cowboy blob says:

    Such interesting burkhas you ladies wear! Want to mingle?

    Guys never learn; they might be cows, chickens, or sheep on the outside, but they’re all pigs underneath.

  36. Hermoine says:

    “Due to circumstances beyond his control, Turkey Lurkey could not join us today. Henny Penny was kind enough to fill in.”