Monday, November 24, 2008
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
* Welcome to this week’s edition of “Spot the Looney”
* The French version of the “Love Parade” earned a strange reputation, early on.
Dude in the red “..so the goat says rectum, damn near killed him…ahahhhaaahaha”
Five minutes after this photo was taken, the subjects were ironically killed and eaten by a pride of lions…
Guy on the far right: Seriously dude, vegitarian chicks, they dig the plushies, we are SO going to get laid tonight.
Love at first sight?
dude on the right “HEY-HEY..HO-HO…our incisors/premolars/molars/canine teeth do be having to go”.
“Hey, anybody know where I can get some Bahhhhhh-B-Q?”
Road kill -the moment before….
Which animal painted the signs?
Talk about free range chickens.
Metrosexuals discussing dietary needs.
And not a green beret in the bunch.
Next week’s sign with the same groups will say – animals have a right to marry too.
Now I see what they mean that animals are equal species to man -at least this group.
I wonder which one the sheep hooks up with?
The pig, annoyed at not being invited to this festival, blew himself up in protest at PETA’s New Delhi headquarters.
Moments later; PETA demonstrators start throwing blood on the three vegetarians wearing fur!
German accent… If they von’t listen, “Ve Get Arians” to force dem!
Later the Chikin killed the Cow when she discovered that he worked for “Chik-fil-A”!
One member of the group began to feel nervous when he heard that PETA members don’t count sheep.
Later the group was attacked and killed by group from “Veggie Tales” incited by Mr. Potato Head.
Say …. you’re kinda cute.
Look, I’ve been holding this stupid sign for three days now … when do I get a costume?
With eight weeks still yet to go (before the inauguration), Pres Elect Obama none the less completes his cabinet.
The small turnout implies that the “Salad Days” of PETA are over.
Man in red: “Is that a carrot in your pocket, or are you a REAL animal lover?”
The chicken left imediately after the photo-op, for his day job in front of the local KFC.
(Seriously, what’s goin on in that guy’s pants?)
Kermit was offered this “GIG”, but turned it down.
Foghorn Leghorn cruelly shatters the illusions of youth.
* Five more votes for Al Franken.
* Sex: Male ____ Female ____ Bovine ____ Sheep ____ Chicken _____
The next stage of genetics: bigger, better chicken.
Sheep guy on the right “DUDE…is that a sheep shear in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“Sheep to guy on the right” is what I meant…
1. Hey Mukul! You can eat my meat!
2. OK, which of you costume guys ate beans?
3. Recession hits pro sports. Laid-off mascots find new jobs.
I harbor no animosity towards small furry creatures. They are SOOOO tasty!
From L to R: Filet Mignon, Chicken Marsala, Idiot, Rack of Lamb, Idiot.
“Ok let the furry ones fan out into the crowd and start picking pockets.”
Male Duo – “Eat veggies!”
Animal Trioka – “That’s right!”
Male Duo – “Be a herbivore!”
Animal Trioka – “Yes indeed!”
Male Duo – “Penetrate the Troika!”
Animal Trioka – “Huh? Say what?”
Looks like the four basic food groups to me: beef, chicken, lamb and ‘long pig’.
Why do I have a feeling three people are very glad to be wearing masks.
I don’t know. Bollywood’s remake of ‘eyes wide shut’ had the masks like the original, but the scene just seems so different.
Hah. You can tell the one in the middle is a fake, you can see the zipper.
You know, a big juicy T-bone before your last bout and you might have been able to do better than third place.
Is somebody’s girl friend going to be disappointed tonight? You decide.
Hmmm, a cow, a chicken, a sheep….and two PUSSIES!
At the newly opened Restaurant At the End of India, Sushil meets the meat.
White Meat and New Delhi Go To Kumar.
Vegetarian my arse …. I’m gonna go get me some mesquite barbequed tri-tip … who’s with me?
With the Arc de Triomphe as a backdrop, French cheese-eating surrender monkeys pose for Bon Appetit magazine.
Such interesting burkhas you ladies wear! Want to mingle?
Guys never learn; they might be cows, chickens, or sheep on the outside, but they’re all pigs underneath.
“Due to circumstances beyond his control, Turkey Lurkey could not join us today. Henny Penny was kind enough to fill in.”
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