Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. DL says:

    Jay, I want to take this opportunity to tell America that Chrissy Matthews and I are getting married.

    Listen carefully folks – can you hear the space ship coming?

    So I said to Sarah, while waiting for the debates, “nice hair, is that done with plugs too?

    I told Obama, “God sakes man” there are only 54 states….”

    Just think Jay, if Obamba passes away or something, I get JFK’s little black book.

  2. DL says:

    I know New Jersey Jay and if you look it up on my office map -it’s only about this big.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    The walls of my soon-to-be “undisclosed location” are this thick and I’m told they’ll even have some extra padding for my protection.

  4. markm says:

    V.P. elect: “Ladies and gentlemen…mark my words…January 21st will be a test for our young President…..and I predict it will be this big”

  5. markm says:

    Jay: “Now, VP elect Biden, I hear you do a real mean impersonation of the robot from Lost in Space..can you do a little bit for us?”

  6. Peacenik says:

    Now look, the Gaza strip is only this wide. There is not much left, and the Palestinians deserve a place to call home too. Don’t you think the Israeli’s have taken enough!

  7. Rachel Edith says:

    “Look, Joe Six-Pack was named after me. I used to have a frumpy look. I exude backwater dingbat. I pander and sloganeer and drop-my-g’s. And watch this honey! I can pageant-walk while wearin’ my lipstick on a pig hockey mom smile.” (wink)*

    *Help from HuffPo

  8. Bithead says:

    Leno announces his replacement

  9. Floyd says:

    Tonight, for the first time on TV, Walter performs without Jeff Dunham!!!

  10. Floyd says:

    Biden does the same “stand up” routine for 35 years.

  11. Floyd says:

    Poor old Joe, he managed to stand, but his arms were still stuck in the armrest position!

  12. Floyd says:

    That’s right Joe, Your almost there! Now just bend your knees and you’ll be seated!

  13. Floyd says:

    After working with Obama on the campaign,I can hardly walk and here’s why!!

  14. rodney dill says:

    “Your ass must be this wide to fill the Secretary of State position.”

  15. John425 says:

    Biden demonstrates his ability to do the humpty-dance.

    Biden: “I can shimmy like my sister, Kate”

  16. hpb says:

    Chuck, stand up, Chuck, let ’em see you. Oh, God love you, what am I talking about?

    I can’t believe I did that again. Everybody stand up.

  17. yo says:

    Viagra, baby.

  18. Jay rather emphatically suggests that Joe keep his day job.

  19. Joe: “Can you believe it, I’m the President of the United frickin States.”
    Jay: “That’s not funny Joe. Now sit down before I call security.”

  20. MikeM says:

    Two guys who don’t know when to gracefully leave.

  21. MC says:

    VP: Aaaand that’s why he’s the president and I’m just the little vice-president.

  22. In an effort to connect with today’s generation, VP-elect Biden breaks out in The Macarena.

  23. John425 says:

    Unaware that he has dropped his Hula Hoop, Biden continues on, making an utter fool of himself once again.

  24. Justin Case says:

    Five, Five, Five Dollar Footlong!

  25. Triumph says:

    I am what they call, “a Super Liberal”

  26. hpb says:

    Biden: “Leon Panetta? I think it was just a mistake. Am I right?”

  27. Josh says:

    Once you go black, you never go back. No, seriously, it was this big… And people say I didn’t work hard to become VP.