Caption Contest

Time for the Inaugural OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Dennis says:

    Hehehehe, that was one big ObiWan….

  2. Ben says:

    “I find my lack of continence disturbing”

  3. I find the lack of TP disturbing.

  4. Triumph says:

    Cheney finds the transition to private life to be smooth.

  5. Jim says:

    Vader found out to his constipation that the building was not in fact his meditation chamber.

  6. Hodink says:

    “Bad news, C-3PO. R2 is pooped.”

  7. hpb says:

    Never underestimate the power of the dark side.

  8. William d'Inger says:

    “Oh, bama!”, Vader thought, “Thankfully there’s still time to blame Bush for that Clean Air Act violation.”

  9. William d'Inger says:

    Finding himself in tough economic times, Vader takes a temporary job as toilet security agent during the inauguration.

  10. “Hmmmm… those weren’t the ‘rhoids I as looking for…”

  11. Hey, the whole thing was grey when I went in there

    The force is strong with this one

    Clones, I hate clones. Why do all the porta-potties have to be clones of each other

    Security for the Obama inauguration with “private security firms” being hired to inspect each porta-potty

    I sense a disturbance of the force in this one, someone light a match

    Al Qaeda has turned to camouflage to infiltrate Washington, DC

    A few on the left started to wonder about Obama as they saw the new director for homeland security exit the porta potty

  12. Paul Barnes says:

    Even the Force could not prevent Little Darth from getting caught in the zipper.

  13. John425 says:

    Darth: Aaahhh…draining the Force within you!

    Yoda: Pissing, what Darth Vader is.

  14. Eneils Bailey says:

    It is a fitting tribute that the icon for the new incoming Obama Administration coronation has become the Port-A-Potty.

    Hope, Change and enough Port-a-Potty’s for everyone.

  15. John425 says:

    Darth: “Damn, I could have sworn that hatchway led to the launch pad.”

  16. Willian d'Inger says:

    “Superman had it so easy.”, Darth thinks to himself, “He got to change in a phone booth.”

  17. hln says:

    The force is strong in this one!

  18. Bithead says:

    * “Darth Vader! I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board!”

    * “General, prepare your troops for a surface attack. Yes, the gas masks again.”

    * “Impressive… most impressive.”

    * “Never underestimate the POWER of the Chili Dog”

    * “This will be a smell long remembered.”

    * Is Darth Vader really dead? Next Geraldo.

    * Darth Vader came and said he would melt my brain. He almost did, too.

    * Vader proved to be far more powerful than the Emperor thought.

  19. Bithead says:

    The security around Washington started taking interesting turns in the days before the inauguration.

  20. John425 says:

    Darth: Damn rebels! No #$^#@%#$%&*!!*#! toilet paper– again!

  21. “Dark Lord of the S**t”

    “As the administration ended, Dick Cheney was finally able to leave his undisclosed location”

  22. markm says:

    VP Biden: “So…I had a choice of Secretary of State or Vice Predident…and I chose the dark side…awe-dang”

  23. markm says:

    Biden “On this day of service i’ve done my duty”

  24. markm says:

    Obamamaniac “PHWEW…aint no amount of HopeyChangey can fix that

  25. MikeM says:

    Carl Rove makes his final contribution to Washington politics.

  26. Elmo says:

    Darth Vayderbama: I shoar as heck hope nobody notices my feet of clay.

  27. Elmo says:

    One door closes …. another opens.

    All the fookin planets in the galaxy … and I had to stop at one without indoor plumbing (but that roll of sandpaper I swiped, sure will come in handy when we get around to repainting the holodeck).

  28. Elmo says:

    The NYT’s puts another edition to bed.

  29. Maggie Mama says:

    170 million dollars in spending seems quite reasonable after learning that Obama is “busing” them in from Mustafar and the far corners of the Galaxy.

  30. Maggie Mama says:

    Oh, please, all these special pre-Inauguration events … this presidency certainly looks like a Hollywood production to me.

  31. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama is wearing specially designed clothes that are bullet resistant. Totally serious, I am.

  32. rodney dill says:

    With the Inauguration of Obama, Gitmo was closed, but the Tatooine Detention Facility was surreptitiously launched.

  33. G.A.Phillips says:

    Donkey poop from a galaxy far far away?

  34. Cheney leaving his post.

  35. Elmo says:

    Anyone know how to get MSM off the bottom of my shoe?

  36. Cheney finally comes out of hiding. Free at last! Free at last!

  37. John425 says:

    Conspiracy theorists will note Blagojevich’s leaving the White House by a secret passageway.

  38. John425 says:

    Singing the praise of one Ron Paul
    Who wrote his name on the s**thouse wall.

    “Tis’ all”, he said, “it is done.”
    I helped elect he who is The One”

  39. rodney dill says:

    Roberts: “Too bad I had to use the paper with the oath on it for TP… probably nothing will come of it…”

  40. Rachel Edith says:

    “Hey Darth, while you were in the loo, the president sorta kinda took a weird more or less oath.”

  41. elliot says:

    Dang, Captain Kirk and I both have to deal with “clingons”.

  42. Elmo says:

    My work is done here.