Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(AP Photo/Ng Han Guan)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    On your mark.

    Get set.


  2. markm says:

    Let the games begin!. The mandatory annual shrinkage swimming fest kicks off with a shiver in West Dumptruck China with a report from the starters KL-7.62.

  3. Hodink says:

    The recession has been blamed for a decision to scale down events to celebrate the Chinese New Year. The Year of the Ox is officially called Ji Chou loosely translated as Throw Cold Water On Party.

  4. D. Dean says:


  5. John425 says:

    Disliking the Missionary position, the mermaids left.

    North Korea’s Olympic swimmers train in the fabulous “Peoples Heated Pool” outside Pyongyang.

    Ancient Chinese proverb: “Freezing water make frozen weenie.”

  6. hpb says:

    The Olympics encounter a Global warming makeover.

  7. Bithead says:

    * Early attempts at curing Erectile disfunction assumed that if it were frozen….

    * On Frozen Pond

    * Research proved that swimming in ice cold water tends to produce Polar-oids.

    * Cover of a new book: “Swimming in the Arctic” by I. C. Waters

  8. elliot says:

    Thinking he could use a bailout too, as his frozen ass-sets into play.

  9. John425 says:

    Top Russian Olympian, U’ll Freezurnutsov demonstrates his speed-diving skills at Moscow trials.

  10. Elmo says:

    Conservatives are finding D.C., a lil frosty this these days.

    Taking Dear Leader’s words to heart, many Angelenos are conserving energy. By swimming to work.

    The future’s so bright, I gotta wear neoprene.

    In a show of goodwill, President Palin today anounced provisions for the availability of reality immersion therapy. For all members of the outgoing administration.

  11. G..A.Phillips says:

    Three very,very stupid liberals.

  12. In an effort to boost sagging ratings, the IOC has decided to move swimming to the Winter Olympics.

  13. Elmo says:

    Residents of Hades, take advantage of an unexpected break in the weather. In other news, day eight of the new administration: Greatest President Ever!

  14. John425 says:

    Diver: “G-g-g-g-g-g Global warming, my ass!”

  15. Hermoine says:

    “CIALIS for daily use has a boffo side effect. Let’s just say, crowds love my back stroke.”