Monday, February 9, 2009
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Michelle: “I feel like kickin’ me some National Prayer Service ass!!”
Barack: “I look…eh,eh..Mavelous!”
Biden: “TEST…which one is not like the other”
Kid in Back: Ya, I can one-hand this Nintendo DS
Michelle: Say what?
Barak: My handlers tell me THIS is a position that makes me look like I’m engaged.
Biden: OK, I know there’s reporters here. When this is done, what’s the most off-color awkward joke I can tell…GOT IT!
Barack: One, treeeeellion dollars!!
“Jeez … looks like Michelle is still mad at me for not using Clearasil on this thing.”
BHO – “Can nothing I do make this woman happy???”
Biden (thinking): Hmm, what is that warm sensation on the back of my leg.
Guy in back: Ahhhhh.
Will you fininsh up already! I wanna shoot some hoops.
If momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
Michelle: “…i’m going to melt your f*%kin’ brain through your *oddamn ear hole if you say that again”
Barack: “DUDE…uh, I wouldn’t…what you want to do is um…nuance it a bit uh..better. If not..um..you’ll be receiving a headache”
Biden: “Jimmuh cracked corn and I don’t care…Jimmuh cracked corn….do people notice my hair plugs?. And $5 says the Scrapper from Scranton could whoop Chris Brown’s ASSS!”(theme from Rocky goes through his head)
Biden: “HUZZAH!!!. So, we wall off Afghanistan…Al-Qaeda can have the South East which would promote trade with Pakistan. The Taliban can have the North West..for whatever reason and the standard issue Afghanistanganders can have what’s left. The case is CA-LOSED!”
Barack: “I want a Marlboro…and I want to go back to community organizing.”
Michelle: “ATS right..MOM IN CHIEF..aweyeah”
Obama: “Hmm. This church service seems nothing like what I remember from the past 20 years.”
Suprisingly it was only Biden who knew what to expect for the early days of an Obama Administration. Or as Simone Weil wrote: “…reality can be attained only by someone who is detachedâ€.
Michelle just learned that she’s the only one in the “inner circle” not given access to HIS Crackberry.
Displaying fatherly concerned for her health, Biden happily informed the First Lady of the total fat and calories in the cheeseburger, fries, and coke she consumed at Five Guys Burgers and Fries when she took her staff there for lunch last week.
Obama wondered if it was all just a bad dream: First a morning surrounded by tax cheats; now an evening surrounded by Big Butt on his right and Butt of Beltway Jokes on his left.
Obama thought bubble: “How the heck am I gonna get the Pro Bowl moved back to Hawaii?”
White House occupants give studied thought to suggestion that Stimulus Bill is a crock of camel dung!
White House-ers taken aback at the idea of them taking pay cuts too.
Michelle annoyed that Biden sits in on Rev. Wright’s sermons too.
Thought bubble for President Obama at the National Prayer Service: “Well, if they are praying then they’re already on their kness, and that’s half the battle.”
Damn. How’m I gonna explain Jeremiah still layin’ this jive rap down?
Man, Jeremiah was a whole lot more fun when he was layin’ that whitey rap down. Mellow J stinks.
Key-riest …. when they get around to figuring out I’m only a politician, and not a leader. There will be some hell to pay.
I can’t believe what an idiot I am. Leaving the seat up again.
“… and then I woke up.”
Nope and Rage
Hope and Change
Dope and Strange
I demand a stimulus… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Let’s see, is the finger to his lips the take sign or the steal sign? Man this inside baseball is hard.
Barry: “Hmmmm, but how will I stop Mahmoud in Iran… I know… Sharks with friggin’ lasers on their heads.”
Michelle: “Sharks? Its in a desert Moron.”
Joe: “Yeah Lasers and water don’t mix, maybe the Sharks can bite him instead.”
Michelle – I need to go to Piggly Wiggly.
Barack – I bet she’s thinking about Piggly Wiggly again.
Joe – What is it with these two and Piggly Wiggly?
Ten bucks the Smails kid eats it.
Based on Michelle’s frown, it doesn’t look like Obama has been able to ‘perform’ up to expectations in the White House.
Michelle: “Oh what indignities I have to suffer. We finally win the election and they move me into some old government housing that has been around since before Malcom X.”
Barrack: “I wonder if I could ask for a re-count and get out of this mess that way.”
Joe:”Just my luck. The one Klansman in the senate has to collapse on inauguration day.”
Obama is prepared to meet the economic crisis, if he can just find the financial dike to stick his finger in.
Trick question, which one doesn’t think they are smarter than the President?
Can you imagine this picture with Hillary Clinton sitting in Joe Biden’s seat?
For some reason, the Obamas are not as thrilled at seeing Porgy ‘n Bess performed by the all-white Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
BS on a stick.
Fake it til ya make it ….
The President – “Wonder if Michelle will actually call Bar Refaeli and invite her over for dinner to get swimsuit advice?”
The First Lady – “Somebody, I’m not naming names, will never see another swimsuit issue of SI.”
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