Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(AFP/File/Pornchai Kittiwongsakul)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. FormerHostage says:

    PltSgt: Sir, this doesn’t look like Baghdad.

    2ndLt: I KNEW I shoulda taken a left at Albuquerque!

  2. Dennis says:

    Has anyone seen Fred?

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    B.C. Obama: Members of the US Military proudly wage the War on Terror.

    Obama A.D.: Team Obama enjoy sightseeing around the rural areas of Afghanistan.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama’s drastic cuts to the Pentagon’s budget have left our troops hoofing it everywhere, but the new CIC explains that’s a good thing: the US military should be going green.

  5. markm says:

    PltSgt: “wh…where are my coconut shell horse clopping sound effects?…G*DDAMMIT I-WANT-MORE-COCONUT SHELLS”

    (Monte Python/SNL cross reset)

  6. G.A.Phillips says:

    There she was just a walking down the street…….

  7. Looking for a few good Ladymen in Thailand.

    Its good to see the wisdom of combat is passed from one generation to the next, such as “Don’t bunch up to make a better target”.

    What? I don’t see anything (paid for by the makers of US Marines camouflage)

    Just give me a minute, I’ll find it. It was on this big street, had a neon sign and there was this one girl who could …

    Its not the stress of an Iraqi or Afghanistan deployment that tests a military marriage, its the stress of a Thailand deployment.

    The Marines were excited about being posted to PORNchai KITTiWONGsakul … until they got there.

    To keep his campaign promise to balance the budget, Obama has started renting out the Marine corps for extras in African Safari movies filmed in Thailand.

    White faces, we need more white faces.

  8. William d'Inger says:

    When they got their reassignment from Iraq to Afghanistan, the men never dreamed they’d have to walk there.

  9. Timmy Mick says:

    Due to a wicked case of dysentery, Pvt. Jones not only was placed at the back of formation, but as a gesture of both ridicule and practicality, was forced to affix two rolls of TP to his helmet.

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    Sleepy lion thought bubble-wtf…………

  11. These are obviously special forces…

    …they’re out standing in their field.

  12. John425 says:

    Obama’s “Civilian Security Forces” hunt down the last American Taxpayer who paid his mortgage on time.

  13. DL says:

    The entire US Army musters for war games, shortly after the Obama Pentagon Cuts.

    Opening day of quail season has seen a reduction in the number of hunters, near Ft Bragg.

    “Okay men, spread out and start looking for Obama’s golf ball.”

    “When I find the guy that forgot to put gas in the Humvees I’m going to have target practice with his butt!

  14. Drew says:

    Its a Titleist Pro-V……with two black dots.

  15. mannning says:

    OK, Private, so you lost the GPS! The radio too? Captain, follow me! We go West! Move out!

  16. William d'Inger says:

    “Listen up, meat heads! When the Secretary of State arrives for the photo op, you hafta stop singing, ‘Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to war we go.'”

  17. hpb says:

    Thailand? Seriously, Thailand??

  18. elliot says:

    Newly trained military specialists outstanding in their field.

  19. mannning says:

    Where are those choppers anyway? They were supposed to pick us up somewhere around here, I think, at 1430!

  20. hpb says:
  21. Lee Bryan says:

    “Hey, look tough…dude’s got a camera.”

  22. Bithead says:

    * Deer hunting has become very popular in the last few years.

    * According to reports, one woman was dating all these men. It was clearly a platoonic relationship.

    * Somehow, word got round that toutist season meant you could hunt them.

    * Beer math is 2 beers X 37 soldiers = 49 cases.

    * A GI series

    * Famous last words: Those soldiers couldn’t hit an elephant at this…

    * “Let’s make sure history never forgets the name…VOLEHUNTERS!”

    * Hey, Sarge… shat the hell’s a ‘Snipe” anyway?

  23. John425 says:

    February, 2009: First elements of the troops in rebellion appear at the outskirts of D.C.

  24. Taiko says:

    “Proving that Iraq is safe, Sen. John McCain walks to a village market in an undisclosed province, surrounded by a minimal security detail.”

  25. bystander says:

    “Boy, this hovercraft platform sure beats marching, eh sarge?”

  26. mannning says:

    Keeping in touch. A platoon of nearly blind soldiers led by a one-eyed Lieutenant look for their transport.

  27. Alright! This “Tea Party” thing is starting to get serious.

  28. Dennis says:

    “This is bad, man. I’ve got bad vibes here.”

  29. elliot says:

    Sorry to “STORMY DRAGON” I did not see your answer or I would not have wrote mine – ELLIOT

  30. rodney dill says:

    What’s in your wallet?

  31. Timmer says:

    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that parties in Bankok with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And gentlemen in Red States now-a-bed
    Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
    That fought with us upon COBRA GOLD.

  32. “Boom shakalakalaka boom shakalakalaka boom shakalakalaka boom!”

  33. One night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster,
    The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free.
    You’ll find a god in every golden cloister
    And if you’re lucky then the god’s a she.
    I can feel an angel sliding up to me.
    One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble,
    Not much between despair and ecstasy.
    One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble,
    Can’t be too careful with your company.
    I can feel the devil walking next to me.

  34. Uh oh, Elian Gonzalez must once again need to be repatriated to the People’s Republic of Cuba.

  35. John425 says:

    Burris still refuses to resign so they sent a delegation to convince him.

  36. Hodink says:

    “Ok men, we will start the Hup! Two, Three, Four thing again once everybody takes three steps to the right and the four people who fell down get back on their feet.”

  37. G.A.Phillips says:

    A trip to the grocery store bunker with the neighborhood watch 8 months after the stimulus package was singed.

  38. Rachel Edith says:

    “Recruit, unless your name is Obama, you better stash away that frigging Blackberry.”

  39. Elmo says:

    A nation of cowards ….