Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Chadzilla says:

    The definition of irony – they traded in a GM that was made in Mexico for a Toyota that was made in America…to make sure they weren’t benefiting America.

  2. markm says:

    “Hey, for a one way trip to the market we just couldn’t justify the extra niceties of the American brands”

  3. markm says:

    “..two row Jihadi seating, optional 50cal tri-pod mounts…you just can’t get those options on GM, Ford or Chrysler models”

  4. Idiot says:

    Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to Kabul we go….

  5. DL says:

    Give peace a chance.

    Toyota announces its new hybrid program – gun clips not included.

    Toyota = To All You Obama Tight Asses

    Recess games in Afghanistan

    While we’re watching the AIG wars….

  6. FormerHostage says:

    Toyota’s new hybrid truck runs on goat urine, old OBL audio tapes, or body odor.

  7. Dennis says:

    Carrying Technicals since 1979.

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    President Obama is providing transportation for Taliban delegation so they can attend the secret conference scheduled by the Administration for next week.

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    Moderate members of the Taliban plan to attack the KFC in Kabul, but apparently they have no problem buying auto products from Asia.

  10. Bithead says:

    A smart way to move terrorism forward

  11. The cover of The Afghani Militants self-titled debut album.

  12. Bithead says:

    alQuieda: Using technolgy to return us to the 14th century.

  13. KVC says:

    Headed for the “Guns for Peace” exchange in New York. Trading in old Russian rifles for a $200.00 Target gift certificate. What a deal. They only paid $50.00 a piece new, 25 years ago.

  14. Dodd says:

    The car in front is a Toyota.

  15. Phil Smith says:

    Hey, it may be ugly, but we don’t have to worry about being able to buy replacement parts in six months.

  16. Rachel Edith says:

    “We are going to Tata Motors to trade this in for 3 Nano cars. Then we all get to ride inside after we fight over who rides shotgun.”

  17. Eneils Bailey says:

    In that part of the world, they are referred to as “technicals.”

    In the civilized world, they are referred to as “barbarians.”

    Gotta understand, these people don’t despise us for the type government or who is in charge. They despise our culture, our religion, and our hopes for the common person.

  18. Scott says:

    Curt Cameron: Uh, guys… could one of you call my agent? I don’t think I got in the right truck at the airport

  19. John425 says:

    Talib: “Is good to be killer in Kabul”

    “Hi-ho, Hi-ho, is off to kill we go.”

    “Ve kill zem; is not good for women to have breastess-es.”

    Altar boys head off to mosque.

  20. mannning says:

    The Seven Taliban ride joyously to war in a Toyota.

  21. mannning says:

    Trigger-happy Taliban tribesmen take Toyota technical to travel to tomorrow’s Takhta target.

  22. Having bought the technical from someone else on a mission from God, the terrorist thought they were safe, but they were sure to be pulled over with Illinois plates BDR-529

  23. Wait a minute, Achmed, thats a Nerf gun.

  24. Hey, has that thing got a hemi?

  25. This Tea Party thing is beginning to get serious.

  26. Bumper Sticker: My other suicide bomber car is a Mercedes

    Bumper Sticker: Obsama BHiden

  27. Yeah, I traded in my Pontiac G6 for this and some C4.

  28. Hey buddy, you left your “man-step” down.

  29. elliot says:

    TOYOTA = Terrorists Only You Others Take A-hike

  30. Rob Wyman says:

    Toyota – Official Vehicle of the Bernie Madoff Fan Club

  31. hpb says:

    Hand check!

  32. steve s says:

    Gotta understand, these people don’t despise us for the type government or who is in charge. They despise our culture, our religion, and our hopes for the common person.
    Posted by Eneils Bailey | March 23, 2009 | 11:30 am | Permalink

    Yeah, that’s it. The Jihadist in a cave sits around thinking “Eneils Bailey’s hopes for the common person make me soooo angry!!”

  33. FormerHostage says:

    This way they get to use the HOV suicide lane.

  34. FormerHostage says:

    “I call shotgun!”
    “I call AK-47!”
    “I call RPG!”

  35. mannning says:

    Blue on the battlefield is boffo!

  36. DL says:

    The religion of peace celebrates Obama’s new open border policy.

    The CIA grew immediately suspicious of the truck recycling old metal and textiles.

    Several mideastern student-exchange youngster on their way to Madison WI for the first semester.

    Toyota’s version of a bulletproof camel.

  37. It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s daytime, and we’re wearing turbans.

    Road trip … Jihadi style

    I’ll tell you what. We’ll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, your brother’s insurance company buys him a new car. D-Day takes care of the wreck.

    Iraqi University students travel to the Kuwaiti beaches for spring break

    Sorta makes you re-think the whole “redneck in a pickup” thing.

    Despite seatbelt laws, not everyone carrying passengers in the back of a pickup truck is going to be pulled over

  38. Bithead says:

    * If we can just get this thing up to 88 miles per hour, we can get back to the 14th century.

    * Come… Visit Pakistan. We’re having a blast!

    * (After watching “Barney and freinds”)

  39. Elmo says:

    Now available with 0% financing (PBUH).

    Toyota cars and trucks … get more jihads for your money.

    Optional suicide belt rack, and rocket launching platform shown, priced additional.

  40. Elmo says:

    Burkhas are all atwitter with April’s Terrorist Monthly, arriving on newstands today (the centerfold is to die for).

  41. Elmo says:

    Were on a road to nowhere
    Come on inside
    Takin that ride to nowhere
    Well take that ride

    Im feelin okay this mornin
    And you know,
    Were on the road to paradise
    Here we go, here we go

    Were on a road to nowhere

  42. Hermoine says:

    No bath. No deoderant. No cologne. No women.

  43. John425 says:

    Is now we go to Taliban man-cave to make frolic with handsome Al-Qaida mens.

  44. elliot says:

    Shouldn’t one of us at least get out and drive the truck?