Monday, April 6, 2009
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
President Obama just added another member to his financial team of economic wizards.
fortune teller lady “…I seen in your future…a whopper of a urine sample”
Meet ‘Gypse Rose Pee’
Correction: Meet ‘Gypsy Rose Pee’
“Through my magic ball, I see you’re in for a lot of trouble this year.”
The white Oprah?
Gypsy Urina extolls the virtues of drinking Yourine.
Iss warm pee in globe. Iss global warming, Ya?
Is Buddha piss from Budapesht.
When asked to justify his rosy economic outlook associated with his budget, Obama introduced “one of the finest economic minds in his administration” who described exactly which orifice produced the forecast.
Unemployed wall street derivative traders must now make do with self employment jobs.
Did I save my receipt for this crystal ball? Why do you ask?
…. hermetically sealed and has been kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls’ porch, since noon.
Life is like a box of chococlates ….
I predict you need to see a doctor.
“Reply hazy, try again”
“Outlook not so good“
Seer: “Is original from Oval Office, used by many Presidents with great success. Well, maybe not so much successes exactly.”
“It says, ‘My name is Ono Mato Poeia.'”
Sybil Trelawney hit hard times after her expulsion from Hogwarts.
I see a caravan, periwinkle blue.
Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!
Eenie meenie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak…
You’re in my aura…
I bought it just last week, at the Clinton Library yardsale. And after I removed the crucifix, it worked like a charm.
Pizzle – Austrian for beer.
Ms. Archimedes exclaims, “Urea! I found it!”
Remember to wash your hands after seancing.
“I’m a little Buddha, short and stout.
Here are my beads, I’m getting gout.
I’m a little piss ball. Who threw me out?
Believe in my powers. How could you doubt.”
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