Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(AFP/Bob Daemmrich)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    President Obama just added another member to his financial team of economic wizards.

  2. markm says:

    fortune teller lady “…I seen in your future…a whopper of a urine sample”

  3. elliot says:

    Meet ‘Gypse Rose Pee’

  4. elliot says:

    Correction: Meet ‘Gypsy Rose Pee’

  5. John Burgess says:

    “Through my magic ball, I see you’re in for a lot of trouble this year.”

  6. G.A.Phillips says:

    The white Oprah?

  7. Rachel Edith says:

    Gypsy Urina extolls the virtues of drinking Yourine.

  8. John425 says:

    Iss warm pee in globe. Iss global warming, Ya?

  9. John425 says:

    Is Buddha piss from Budapesht.

  10. When asked to justify his rosy economic outlook associated with his budget, Obama introduced “one of the finest economic minds in his administration” who described exactly which orifice produced the forecast.

    Unemployed wall street derivative traders must now make do with self employment jobs.

  11. Elmo says:

    Did I save my receipt for this crystal ball? Why do you ask?

  12. Elmo says:

    …. hermetically sealed and has been kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls’ porch, since noon.

  13. Elmo says:

    Life is like a box of chococlates ….

  14. Elmo says:

    I predict you need to see a doctor.

  15. hpb says:

    “Reply hazy, try again”

  16. hpb says:
  17. John425 says:

    Seer: “Is original from Oval Office, used by many Presidents with great success. Well, maybe not so much successes exactly.”

  18. rodney dill says:


  19. Hodink says:

    “It says, ‘My name is Ono Mato Poeia.'”

  20. Sybil Trelawney hit hard times after her expulsion from Hogwarts.

  21. I see a caravan, periwinkle blue.

  22. Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!

  23. Eenie meenie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak…

  24. You’re in my aura…

  25. Elmo says:

    I bought it just last week, at the Clinton Library yardsale. And after I removed the crucifix, it worked like a charm.

  26. Pizzle – Austrian for beer.

  27. Ms. Archimedes exclaims, “Urea! I found it!”

  28. Remember to wash your hands after seancing.

  29. LastingMagic says:

    “I’m a little Buddha, short and stout.
    Here are my beads, I’m getting gout.
    I’m a little piss ball. Who threw me out?
    Believe in my powers. How could you doubt.”