Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jay Wills says:

    “First one to piss on the Constitution wins!”

  2. elliot says:

    Outside with you boy, housekeeping hates the urine spots on the oval office carpet.

  3. elliot says:

    Okay, I put down the fake poop. Now let’s run here comes Michelle.

  4. markm says:

    Bobama to Barack: “I know i’m new to you master…but I can’t help notice that my leash is longer than yours. Michelle really needs to thaw bro”.

  5. brainy435 says:

    Hurry up before Hillary gets back and discovers our “present.”

  6. Bithead says:

    * You HAD to name me after an offensive smell, didn’t you?

  7. G.A.Phillips says:

    Who let libs out..poop..poop.poop..poop.Who let the libs out.poop..poop.poop..poop……….

  8. markm says:

    Bobama: “ya know master, i’m still having a hard time getting over the fact that master Kennedy is giving out water dogs as gifts…that said, thanks for not naming me Mary Jo or Chapaquitic.”

  9. Our Paul says:

    With Bo looking on, and both feet of the ground, he is ready for lift off…

  10. Brian J. says:

    Must let Master win or Master becomes very, very angry.

  11. John Burgess says:

    Dog won’t hunt, so might as well run…

  12. MstrB says:

    “Call off the dog, I’m allowed to be here!”

  13. Elmo says:

    Pavlov experimnent #1: Say Iran, to Twinkletoes.

  14. Elmo says:

    Boldly going where no pathological liar has gone before.

  15. Elmo says:

    That’s OK Bo, I’ll take you for a walk … cuz I’m full of it too.

  16. hpb says:

    Wag the dog?

  17. hpb says:

    This, oddly, is not a “distraction”.

  18. Brian says:

    Bo heard pee party. O heard tea party.

  19. anjin-san says:

    Further proof that the Obama administration is now training ferocious dogs to participate in the Acorn/FEMA war on conservatives who are guilty only of loving America…

  20. John425 says:

    First one to the gravy bowl wins!

    Bo: “Waffles and fried chicken? Count me in, bro!”

    Last one in is a Jesse Jackson!

    You named me “Bo”? Is that short for Blagojevich?

  21. Rachel Edith says:

    “I’m the POTUS and you’re the the DOTUS. And right now, you’re more popular. But I’m warning you Bo, if popularity matters to you, avoid going to Europe with Michelle.”

  22. An Interested Party says:

    “Hey Bo, I hope someone uses this picture of us running for a caption contest so that a bunch of bitter conservatives can vent their frustrations. After all, that’s all they can do to me these days. *CHUCKLE*”

  23. G.A.Phillips says:

    Hey Rodney. Please stick another the in there for me bro. Had just woke up plus you know I’m still kind of new to this spelling the English language pewp and remembering to put words in and all that.

    And please quickly quick delete this so the liberals don’t start thinking I’m an idiot or sum-ting.

    thanks, your friend Gary.

  24. rodney dill says:

    “Right on Pelosi’s new pumps… good boy.”

  25. elliot says:

    Say? Did you eat my State of the Union speech?

  26. chsw says:

    “Let’s get out of here before they realize which one of us actually did that.”


  27. Maggie Mama says:

    Who let the dogs out?

    (Yes, I know. Obligatory cliche.)

  28. Maggie Mama says:

    The American people wonder who will be “lead” dog in the Obama household, Bo or Barry. FLOTUS is leaning toward Bo these days.

  29. Maggie Mama says:

    Several new White House residents haven’t completed their on-the-job training yet.

  30. Maggie Mama says:

    They said, “Obama is building his Administration with deliberate haste.” Humph. Let’s hope he is more successful walking the dog with “deliberate haste.”

  31. Maggie Mama says:

    They can’t wait to crap on the Land of the Free.

  32. Elmo says:

    The Energizer socialist/fascist keeps on running …. and running

    Come on Bo, we got another speech to give (number 473 of 12,841).