Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(AP Photo/Vahid Salemi)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. markm says:

    Azberzabinhad: “Ok gang, this time, when we photoshop the launch…I would like it to appear that the “missles” are heading off this way”

  2. markm says:

    Random hot Physicist chick in the gallery: “WE LOVE YOUR NOSE AND TALL STATURE NAMOOD…you ROCK!!”

  3. elliot says:

    Well, if you must…third door on right…I told you to go before we left, didn’t I?

  4. elliot says:

    Stupid question!!! WHACK.

  5. ReasonableCitizen says:

    “The Wonkivator goes in all directions once we have it repaired.”

  6. MikeM says:

    You need tighter security. You see that dragonfly up there? If it can get in, so could one of those miniature, flying spy-cameras.

  7. bystander says:

    Ah-h-h-h. Our friends from IAEA. Welcome … we just preparing your lunch before inspection. We hope you like bologna sandwich.

  8. Brian Knapp says:

    Against all advice, Iran still desperately searches for a radioactive spider to bite them

  9. G.A.Phillips says:

    High five my Muslim brother…OH Ala bend me over and subjugate me, I forgot I chopped your hand last year …

  10. Decades later, Iranians would speak in hushed tones about the time Ahmadinejad pointed toward Israel and called his next shot.

  11. markm says:

    Azmerdinerjad: “So I was globe trotting, giving speeches on human rights/anti-racism/pro-Jew/Holocaust know, the usual. Anyhow, somebody along the way slipped me a little blue pill. Like they say…SCHWIIIIING!!”

  12. IrishTexan says:

    Don’t worry! As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely eighty-eight miles per hour the instant the lightning strikes the tower … everything will be fine!

  13. Rachel Edith says:

    New Yorker Review – The 2009 remake of the 1964 film, Dr. Strangelove, seems more authentic this time around.

  14. Drew says:

    Look, I’m telling you, the wind is from the left. Take the six iron and draw it in……

  15. John425 says:

    Ahmadinejihad: “No, you idiot! Israel is that way. You are aiming missile at Mecca!”

    Ahmadinejihad: “You are developing synthetic pork? I smack your face!”

  16. hpb says:

    Very good work on nuclear weapon civilian power. Let us wave bye-bye to Israel.

  17. Tlaloc says:


  18. chsw says:

    Respondents to the sperm casting call for Woody Allen’s “Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex – 2.”


  19. Hodink says:

    “The 18th at Pebble Beach has this 400,000-pound cypress tree transplanted in 2002 making your second shot have to flirt with the ocean.”

  20. Hermoine says:

    “You realize our letters are different and so when we do Y M C A, it goes like this.”

  21. Elmo says:
  22. Elmo says:

    And now, the end is here
    And so I face the final curtain
    I’ve lived a life that’s fullovit
    Traveled each and every bloody Islamist highway
    And more, much more than this, I did it my way

    Regrets, I’ve had a few
    But then again, too few to mention
    I planned each nuke attack, each careful step along the apocalypse
    And more, much more than this, I did it my way

    Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
    When I bit off more camel than I could chew
    But through it all, when there was doubt
    I ate it up and didn’t spit it out
    I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way

    I’ve loved, I’ve laughed and cried
    And now, as Israel’s outgoing flies, I find it all so amusing
    To think I did all that
    And may I say, not in a shy way,
    “Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way”

  23. Elmo says:

    Hey Obie …. hi! How ya doin? (kees my leel Persian persimmons).

  24. Elmo says:

    For only $19.95 and $7.95 shipping and handling you’ll receive 4 large ShamWows and 4 mini ShamWows, that’s a total of 8 ShamWows at this great low price.