Caption Contest

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. MikeM says:

    So, Bill, this is just an allegory of how you dealt with “problem” staffers, right?

  2. bystander says:

    That’s not what I really meant when I said “Plant one right here.”

  3. markm says:

    Clinton: “This manual labor is torture”
    Obama thought: “..excellent timing, lets dig that argument up again”

  4. markm says:

    Clinton: “I never figured i’d be a grave digger for capitalism”

  5. markm says:

    Clinton: “Barack, friends, i’ve brought you all here to bury the hatchet”

  6. markm says:

    Clinton: “…awe dang, Vince Foster…”

  7. chsw says:

    “No one will ever realize that it’s a robot Hillary.”

    chsw

  8. markm says:

    Clinton: “..uh oh. Barack, I just hit TARP II. Do you know about the law of holes?”

  9. Rachel Edith says:

    Clinton – “Looks like wild oats sown by me circa ummm 1966.”

  10. bystander says:

    Bill kicks off the first million dollar shovel-ready job creation program in upper New York state. “No pork here … just dirt!”

  11. rodney dill says:

    Clinton: “How much dirt is in a hole measuring 3 feet by 3 feet by 3 feet?”
    Obama: “Uh… I dunno…”
    Clinton: “None, I just said it was a hole.”

  12. Elmo says:

    … we commend to you our brother The Obama Administration; and we commit its imploded political carcass to the ground; earth to earth; ashes to ashes, dust to dust ….

  13. elliot says:

    I’m sure this is where I buried the “blue” dress.

  14. elliot says:

    Clinton: I know what that is..um..but of course, I never inhaled any.

  15. elliot says:

    Bill: “There, that’s one tobacco plant for America and one future box of cigars for me.”

  16. markm says:

    Barack: “…tele…(sniffle)..TELEPROMPTER my friend….i’m going to miss you”

  17. G.A.Phillips says:

    Clinton thought bubble……it rubs the lotion on it’s skin……

    Ombama thought bubble…….Motherf…er you suppose to bow to me now!!!!!!!!!

  18. markm says:

    William: “Shizzle fly daddy, looks like i’m workin’ for da man now!”

  19. markm says:

    William: “Heh, quick game of “who am I”
    Barack:”loyal community organizer?”
    William: “nope”
    Students: “one of the greatest Presidents EVAH?”
    William: “true dat but that aint it. Here’s a two word hint….Hillary’s and gynecologist”

  20. markm says:

    William: “So are we burying the assault weapons ban or digging it up??”

  21. Nice shirt.

  22. Notice that neither of the guys getting credit for planting the tree are getting their hands or knees dirty.

  23. Barack Obama begins to have second thoughts about being the latest Democrat president as he watches Bill Clinton’s transformation into Jimmy Carter enter it’s final state.

  24. John425 says:

    Democrats burying the American Way of Life.

  25. LIndy R. Dole says:

    Obama: ♬ “Kum by ya, my ME”
    Kum by ya.
    Kum bu ya, me ME
    Kum by ya.

  26. markm says:

    Clinton: “this reminds me of a saying we have at my Harlem crib…fa rill….give a mo-fo a couple spleefs and and he’s baked for a night….teach him some fo-H and bitch be gettin’ the block smashed 24/7

  27. DL says:

    It’s too bad Chuck Schumer isn’t here, after all, he was the first to declare traditional values dead.

  28. Elmo says:

    Ruled a suicide, by the County Veterinary Examiner. The passing of Bo, should have been the first sign, that all was not well at Moscow on the Potomac.

  29. Hodink says:

    Obama – “Keep it in your pants, Bill.”

  30. Elmo says:

    … ya see Barry, you stirred the hornet’s nest a little to much. Gotta do it gently.

  31. Elmo says:

    Pink Oxford dress shirt …. forty eight dollars. Two dozen stupid liberal t-shirts …. two hundred and sixty four bux. Showing your political heir, where to bury the bodies? Priceless (there are some things money can’t buy).

  32. Drew says:

    OK, last chance, Barry. We’re burying our mutual biggest problem right here and now, right??

  33. The elder statesman ex-president agreed to show the current president how and where to bury the bodies.

    Oh sure, make America’s “first black president” do the digging while the rest stand around and watch.

    For Obama, diplomacy is saying “nice doggy” while covering your crotch in case a certain someone suddenly swings the shovel at the family jewels.

    This is great news. I mean how much can Obama be adding to the deficit while he is standing around watching Bill plant a tree.

    Bill and Obama engage in a little economic recovery work by planting a little “green”. What is most impressive is that Bill never inhaled while doing the work.

    Another Obama campaign promise died today and was buried in an unmarked field.

  34. Cowboy Blob says:

    Aye, we’ll be buryin’ me Lucky Charms here sure as me name is Barak O’Bama!

  35. Elmo says:

    I’m 100% positive I buried the key to the back gate, right here. But I gotta tell ya Barry, she is like so worth it! Do yourself a favor and don’t forget the bubbly, or da bling.

    Obie lied (democracy died).

  36. Elmo says:

    Sorry Barry, but after that 747 stunt in Manhattan yesterday, it’s really for the best if we bury what’s left of your dignity.