Monday, April 27, 2009
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
So, Bill, this is just an allegory of how you dealt with “problem” staffers, right?
That’s not what I really meant when I said “Plant one right here.”
Clinton: “This manual labor is torture”
Obama thought: “..excellent timing, lets dig that argument up again”
Clinton: “I never figured i’d be a grave digger for capitalism”
Clinton: “Barack, friends, i’ve brought you all here to bury the hatchet”
Clinton: “…awe dang, Vince Foster…”
“No one will ever realize that it’s a robot Hillary.”
Clinton: “..uh oh. Barack, I just hit TARP II. Do you know about the law of holes?”
Clinton – “Looks like wild oats sown by me circa ummm 1966.”
Bill kicks off the first million dollar shovel-ready job creation program in upper New York state. “No pork here … just dirt!”
Clinton: “How much dirt is in a hole measuring 3 feet by 3 feet by 3 feet?”
Obama: “Uh… I dunno…”
Clinton: “None, I just said it was a hole.”
… we commend to you our brother The Obama Administration; and we commit its imploded political carcass to the ground; earth to earth; ashes to ashes, dust to dust ….
I’m sure this is where I buried the “blue” dress.
Clinton: I know what that is..um..but of course, I never inhaled any.
Bill: “There, that’s one tobacco plant for America and one future box of cigars for me.”
Barack: “…tele…(sniffle)..TELEPROMPTER my friend….i’m going to miss you”
Clinton thought bubble……it rubs the lotion on it’s skin……
Ombama thought bubble…….Motherf…er you suppose to bow to me now!!!!!!!!!
William: “Shizzle fly daddy, looks like i’m workin’ for da man now!”
William: “Heh, quick game of “who am I”
Barack:”loyal community organizer?”
Students: “one of the greatest Presidents EVAH?”
William: “true dat but that aint it. Here’s a two word hint….Hillary’s and gynecologist”
William: “So are we burying the assault weapons ban or digging it up??”
Notice that neither of the guys getting credit for planting the tree are getting their hands or knees dirty.
Barack Obama begins to have second thoughts about being the latest Democrat president as he watches Bill Clinton’s transformation into Jimmy Carter enter it’s final state.
Democrats burying the American Way of Life.
Obama: ♬ “Kum by ya, my ME”
Kum by ya.
Kum bu ya, me ME
Kum by ya.”
Clinton: “this reminds me of a saying we have at my Harlem crib…fa rill….give a mo-fo a couple spleefs and and he’s baked for a night….teach him some fo-H and bitch be gettin’ the block smashed 24/7“
It’s too bad Chuck Schumer isn’t here, after all, he was the first to declare traditional values dead.
Ruled a suicide, by the County Veterinary Examiner. The passing of Bo, should have been the first sign, that all was not well at Moscow on the Potomac.
Obama – “Keep it in your pants, Bill.”
… ya see Barry, you stirred the hornet’s nest a little to much. Gotta do it gently.
Pink Oxford dress shirt …. forty eight dollars. Two dozen stupid liberal t-shirts …. two hundred and sixty four bux. Showing your political heir, where to bury the bodies? Priceless (there are some things money can’t buy).
OK, last chance, Barry. We’re burying our mutual biggest problem right here and now, right??
The elder statesman ex-president agreed to show the current president how and where to bury the bodies.
Oh sure, make America’s “first black president” do the digging while the rest stand around and watch.
For Obama, diplomacy is saying “nice doggy” while covering your crotch in case a certain someone suddenly swings the shovel at the family jewels.
This is great news. I mean how much can Obama be adding to the deficit while he is standing around watching Bill plant a tree.
Bill and Obama engage in a little economic recovery work by planting a little “green”. What is most impressive is that Bill never inhaled while doing the work.
Another Obama campaign promise died today and was buried in an unmarked field.
Aye, we’ll be buryin’ me Lucky Charms here sure as me name is Barak O’Bama!
I’m 100% positive I buried the key to the back gate, right here. But I gotta tell ya Barry, she is like so worth it! Do yourself a favor and don’t forget the bubbly, or da bling.
Obie lied (democracy died).
Sorry Barry, but after that 747 stunt in Manhattan yesterday, it’s really for the best if we bury what’s left of your dignity.
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