Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(PRNewsFoto/Ron Carlson)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Elmo says:

    Git outta of my way, I’m first in line! (Tuesday morning, November 6, 2012).

  2. Elmo says:

    Hurry kids …. run! The Obamessiah’s giving away BluRay players, giant flat panel TV’s, and Prius’.

  3. elliot says:

    #13 runs for his life, after the others found out he’s the one who put itching powder in all their costumes.

  4. Triumph says:

    Obama’s “team of rivals” arrives for a White House cabinet meeting.

  5. hpb says:

    The Democrats, now with control both houses of Congress and the White House, take a victory lap.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    During a December interview, Obama told Tom Brokaw: “Part of what we want to do is to open up the White House and remind people this is the people’s house.” Little did we know at the time he would be opening it up to their pets, too.

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    The Obama Administration has a very relaxed dress code for White House staff members.

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    The Obama Administration is proving to be the most diversified up to now …. and probably for centuries to come.

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    Demanding inclusivity, Michele Obama stated that she “couldn’t be proud of her country if only that ‘bunny’ was invited to the Spring Holiday Egg Roll” on the White House lawn.

  10. KVC says:

    With so many qualified Supreme Court candidates available, Obama decided to narrow the field with a more objective format.

  11. Rachel Edith says:

    Exercise guru Richard Simmons makes Swine Flu avoidance fun with his new line of full-body-protection activity wear.

  12. G.A.Phillips says:

    The Obama Administration sicks the White House press core on hedge fund investment firms that won’t fall in line.

  13. rodney dill says:

    Unemployed caption contest extras stampede upon hearing that OTB is to receive some Obama Administration stimulus funding.

  14. markm says:

    The first ever Vice Presidential “run away from confined spaces” run went exceptionally well until some Jackass tripped up Sparty causing his head to fall off.

  15. John425 says:

    Democrats hold “Annual Race of The Lobbyists”

  16. Anyone who thinks that the Obama White House is not thoroughly grounded in reality should just look at the team he has assembled as they come into work.

    In a counter point to the tea party movement, people who still believe that President Obama is the same man as candidate Obama held a rally yesterday.

    Remember, Its all for the little people.

    The race to fill Souter’s supreme court seat is on.

    The work of the stimulus package picks up steam as circus performers are hired in record numbers. The next hottest job… bakers.

  17. hpb says:

    Congress in recess?

  18. hpb says:

    Third party options sound better in theory to conservatives; the reality looks a little bit different.

  19. John425 says:

    “Sooo-eeee, feedin’ time at the Stimulus trough” reverberates across the White House lawn.

  20. I blame Bush.

  21. floyd says:

    A quick glance at the 111th Congress could be discouraging, but a closer look reveals that some red state elected “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” to bring Hope and Change, one representative at a time!

  22. Panicked Americans misinterpret warnings to wear masks to protect themselves from Swine Flu.

  23. Elmo says:

    Obama Derangement Syndrome (ODS), first manifesting itself as a tingle down one’s leg, is followed by ….

    P.E.T.M. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Mascots) … decried Lake Louise’s Easter egg hunt, as a forced death march.

    With passage of the Sentient Being Voter’s Act, Obama’s reelection campaign, was off to a running start.

    Though many on the left were saddened by the news that Keith Olberman had been struck by a bus. Some on the right ….

    Fortunately no one was injured in the resultant stampede, when rumours began circulating that Kirstie Alley was nearby, and had not yet eaten lunch.

    Obama had gone on a solo fishing expedition in his home state of Illinois, when the rabbit approached his boat, “hissing menacingly, its teeth flashing and nostrils flared and making straight for the president”. Trying desperately to enter the boat, causing Obama to flail at the swimming creature with the oars from his boat.

  24. Bithead says:

    * The High school re-enactment of the Visigoths invasion of Rome.

  25. President Obama decides that Chrysler’s creditors will subordinate debt the old fashioned way, by racing with dwarves.

  26. ACORN has the most entertaining voter registration drives.

  27. When asked why the federal government mandated mascot-dwarf races to decide every Republican primary, Rahm Emanuel replied, “We won.”

  28. I’m tellin’ ya, you better let the donkey win.

  29. This! Is! Sparta! Not!

  30. Elmo says:

    Obama’s fault!

    Unable to attend Moscow’s annual May Day parade, President Obama sent his condolences. Though event organizers said that he was there in spirit.

    Obama’s menstrualmilitia …. on the (ragged) warpath. Again.

    100 days? Ah … you ain’t seen noothing yet.

  31. markm says:

    When shown this picture of key Pakistani Nuclear Guards fleeing their posts, US Military leaders re-re-switched their prognosis from “fairly confident Pakistani nuclear arms will remain safe should the country collapse” to “AWE DANG”.

  32. I told you Rodney was a race-ist.

  33. I’d like to thank Rodney and OTB for sponsoring this great national conversation on race.

  34. Stay away from the brown acid.

  35. Hodink says:

    I said I needed a photo to depict “Manny Ramirez is out 50 games for doping.” not “Manny Ramiriz has 50 way out friends who are dopes.”

  36. Cowboy Blob says:

    Run! The Arkansas mascot has the sniffles!