Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/David Guttenfelder)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(AP Photo/David Guttenfelder)
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Hell yeah I will even shoot the taliban in my boxers, SIR. mpw
So much for “don’t ask don’t tell”.
His parents live here in the DFW area, and got a call from their son saying: “Reporters were here, and I am going to be on the front page of the New York Times” so his Dad looked it up online and laughed for five minutes. 911 did inspire him to join, so buying boxers that say, “I love New York” fits!
caption: “Mom, Dad, I am going to be on the front page of the New York Times!”
Guy in the middle: “for the record, my Pelosi sniff my taint thong trumps your I Love NY skivies”
I see him!!! Bin Laden is prancing around in your pants.
Well, make sure you shoot him above the waist.
Spc. Zachery Boyd of Fort Worth, TX, (pictured left)was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor after wiping out the Taliban, who made the mistake of interrupting his morning constitutional.
OK. I’ll admit that it’s better than the thong you wore yesterday but it’s STILL inappropriate!
Meh! I don’t mind the skivvies so much as the smiley face pin on the flak jacket.
Ahhhhh…springtime!
I can’t really complain. I’m wearing Batman briefs under my BDUs.
“One of these things is not like the others…”
The strike force was not so much concerned about Earl’s Betty Boop Boxers as they were about the fact that Earl had used a Sharpie to give Betty a Burqa.
The newbie didn’t have a clue it was really a Star Trek movie premier prank… there Army doesn’t have Red Shirt “Ensign Expendables”.
I thought Andrew Sullivan was taller.
The new administration’s attempt to “Brighten up the Old Army” with a new uniform line from a San Francisco company in Pelosi’s district that benefited from the stimulus plan.
The need to put more troops in Afghanistan has let the Army to accept volunteers as young as 16, or 12 with parental consent.
Believing that the NY Times was once again ridiculing our troops, conservatives were enraged with the above photo until they learned it did not show our servicemen but rather three NY Times’ “war correspondents”.
First Lady Michelle Obama has asked the Pentagon to add a little more color into the military ala The Gap.
This guy really is an “Army of One.”
A foxhole perversion.
After Obama requested that he “fall on his sword”, former White House military liason Louis Caldera found himself in a political wasteland.
No, there is no one else up here that you can talk to. Now go away or we shall taunt you a second time.
We don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wipers. We fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it?
[Led not let. Doh.]
Here, three American soldiers clash with the enemy. One went a little to far.
Yeah, we got your newspaper industry bailout right here ….
By executive order, Obama extended the “Bring Your Daughter to Work” policy to the military.
The inability to move sufficient supplies through Pakistan was beginning to show.
Two thirds of the troops failed to receive the Casual Friday memo.
More proof that the Obama mis-Administration intends to have the U.S. military “take it in the shorts.”
I had heard that there was a remake of “Red Dawn” being planned but this low-budget copy is ridiculous!
Red undies in morning; soldiers take warning.
Nancy “The CIA Lied” Pelosi explained in her news conference that she didn’t personally attend the second CIA briefing because she was on a fact-finding mission in Iraq.
At least one soldier has not been debriefed.
It was a short war!
The Army never apologizes for losing luggage.
Most of the stimulus money was deflected away from the military’s clothing budget.
The girl claimed to be the winner of the paintball competition in spite of the fact that she was hit low many times.
++William d’Inger
++rodney dill
Sergeant Hulka: Soldier, I’ve noticed that you’re always last.
John Winger: I’m pacing myself, Sergeant.
58 years later and Corporal Klinger still can’t get that Section 8 discharge.
I’m not going to ask him, you ask him.
…and then when the Taliban see who has been kicking their butt they will all die of shame.
It’s been a long war and the corporal was starting to look pretty good.
Glad you could join us, I hope this dawn raid didn’t interfere with uggums beauty sleep.
I’m not sure I like this new direction Obama is taking the war.
For the last time, you’re not an arab linguist, so we aren’t going to kick you out of the army even if you are gay.
While there are no atheists in foxholes, the experience doesn’t seem to scare people straight.
He-e-e-ey Nacy. Look, flip flops!!! How cool is that?
You know, Zach, on Star Trek it was always the guy in the red shirt who died.
There are no atheists in foxholes. Fashionistas either.
Don’t ask, Don’t Tell.
Steve
Jimmy goes for maximum effect when he says “I got your Taliban right heah.”
It was clear that the Blackwater contractors had gone a little too far in softening their image.
When “Don’t ask, don’t tell” isn’t necessary.
MSM: fire at anything on the right that moves (but Sarge … we haven’t even nicked that Prejean broad yet).
Pelosi’s last stand (even her magic bulletproof undies won’t save her).
Obama’s Pants 4 Peace initiative gets underway.
Captain! … Garafolo, Sheehan, Olberman, Maddow, Penn, Crow, Ronstadt, Rosie, and the Dixie Chicks are coming up the hill. And I’ve only got one boolit left? …. Keep your pants on Private.
First thing I’m telling the brass about the new battle fatigues is they ride up like mofo’s – well, maybe the camo scheme first.