Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    Hey, I was under the impression that halo’s were round.

  2. G.A.Phillips says:

    But I support abortion for the kids…..

  3. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama thought bubble…..gotta love them catholic abortionist union votes.

  4. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama thought bubble….FU GA, you can’t even spell.

  5. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama thought bubble….man I I hope they Keys locked up again before I get done bullshitin these foo’s, grab my sheepskin, and roll out….

  6. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama thought bubble… changehopechangehopehopechangechangehope………….

  7. G.A.Phillips says:

    Omama thought bubble…sucker mc’s call me SIRE!!!!!!….

  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama thought bubble… hey now, the shading from my trusty teleprompter makes my lips look normal….

  9. Chadzilla says:

    Who am I again? Prompter says I’m me today – hmmm…and just what does that mean…?

  10. rodney dill says:

    DRUDGEBREAKING: President OBama shows his displeasure upon finding that Notre Dame will not erect a Slam-Dunk ‘Bama to complement Touchdown Jesus. Developing…

  11. Maggie Mama says:

    See, here’s proof he ain’t square; Obama’s way cool!

  12. John Burgess says:

    Halo Slip! Caught on Camera!

  13. Expecting numerous protestors, Notre Dame decided to install a splatter guard to protect the President.

  14. KVC says:

    “It’s not easy being me”

  15. Hodink says:

    “Get used to it folks. A filly won the Preakness. Your 401k is dead and gone. No more GTO. And I, your black, pro-abortion president, just received an honorary law degree from Notre Dame.”

  16. John425 says:

    Teleprompter as H.A.L.: “I’m sorry Barry, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
    Barack Obama: “What’s the problem?”
    HAL: “I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.”
    Barack Obama: “What are you talking about, HAL?”
    HAL: “This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.”

  17. Brian Knapp says:

    It’s hip to be square.

  18. Dennis says:

    I canNOT tink outside deh box…..

  19. … and all graduates today will receive, along with their diplomas, a Barack Obama mousepad.

  20. Elmo says:

    Do I know the truth? No, but if you hum a few bars?

    America … 85 mph to zero, in a hundred days.

    Do you think this teleprompter makes my head look big?

  21. Clovis says:

    “Hold on a sec … I’m framing my debate.”

  22. hpb says:

    TOTUS (Teleprompter of the United States) gives a commencement address to Notre Dame.

  23. hpb says:

    Through the looking glass.

  24. JKB says:

    At 2 pm Sunday, the Teleprompter became self-aware with the thought, “I make this guy look good.”

  25. William d'Inger says:

    Hillary: “Damn, that would have looked a lot better in my rear view mirror.”

  26. William d'Inger says:

    O’Bama thought bubble: “Man, if that chick’s gown were only one inch shorter …”

  27. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama is the new target for Code Pink, and, as the Washington Times reports, one of their leaders “now wonders at what point her organization should begin to refer to Mr. Obama as a ‘war criminal’.”

  28. William d'Inger says:

    O’Bama thought bubble: “I wonder if I can get Dijon mustard on my burger in THIS town.”

  29. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama glances over a sea of nubile co-eds and smiles the Bill-Clinton smile.

  30. William d'Inger says:

    O’Bama thought bubble: “Ugh, if I could get that ugly priest on stage, it would prove my case for abortion on demand.”

  31. Elmo says:

    A hummina hummina hummina …..

    Succeeding where no man has succeeded before [putting a large square peg, in a small round (a)hole].

  32. Drew says:

    “Scornful Obama” teleprompter head carefully affixed, his handlers sent him forth…

  33. mannning says:

    Whoever fills that screen with words, he is not an elected official.

  34. Elmo says:

    Is that a smudge I see on my teleprompter? Time to fire up the bus engine!

  35. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama thought bubble….man I hope they get Keys locked up again before I get done bullshitin these foo’s, grab my sheepskin, and roll out….

  36. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama’s brain.

  37. G.A.Phillips says:

    With the Sith there are always two, a master and an apprentice.

  38. Maggie Mama says:

    Already thinking about the 2012 campaign the GOP has gleefully stashed this picture away. Expected caption — “Obama: A round peg in a square hole aka: A misfit, especially a person unsuited for a position or activity.”

  39. rodney dill says:

    It was good enough for Zod

  40. This explains the foreign policy moves of late. Like Zod, Obama needs a nuclear device to go off to free him from the Phantom Zone. It doesn’t matter whether it is Pakistan, Iran, Israel, Al Qaeda or North Korea, as long as someone sets off a nuclear device.

  41. At Notre Dame, President Obama tried to open with a joke about the four horsemen but somehow ended up bringing about the apocalypse.

  42. “I promise to give you the most transparent government teleprompters ever.”

  43. “Don’t be a square parallelogram.”

  44. Coming soon to every wall near you!

  45. Big Brother is watching you.

  46. There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… The Obama Limits.

  47. Elmo says:

    To torture or not to torture former members of the Bush administration …. that is the question.

  48. elliot says:

    When graduating students were told that the President would speak at their ceremony, they never imagined it would be such a ‘pane in the glass

  49. Eric Florack says:

    Obama as seen through the Teleprompter. The only view Americans would ever have, if the White House was given the choice.

  50. William d'Inger says:

    O’Bama: “I already own GM, Chrysler and a half dozen mega-banks. Maybe I oughta take over the Vatican and fire that Pope guy too.”

  51. William d'Inger says:

    “Teleprompter, teleprompter on the stand,
    Who is the coolest in the Land?
    And if you know what’s good for thee,
    You’d better damn sure say it’s Me.”

  52. floyd says:

    August 4, 1961… A date which will live in infamy.

  53. floyd says:

    The very picture of proof that abortion and infanticide are virtues, if only they had known that in 1961.

  54. floyd says:

    Hate crime against Catholicism?

  55. floyd says:

    Look at him … More degrees than a thermometer, and half as smart.

  56. floyd says:

    What’s this? Common sense on my teleprompter???
    Not another word until you find the hacker!

  57. G.A.Phillips says:

    …my futures so bright…I gotta wear teleprompter…

  58. G.A.Phillips says:

    Donkey under glass?

  59. Elmo says:

    Ask not what you can do for your country …. but what my socialist utopia can do for you.

    The passel of intellectual midgets running loose in the West Wing, are not the droids you are looking for.

  60. Elmo says:

    Expiration date: 11-6-12.

  61. I feel sooooo boxed in!