Monday, May 18, 2009
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Hey, I was under the impression that halo’s were round.
But I support abortion for the kids…..
Obama thought bubble…..gotta love them catholic abortionist union votes.
Obama thought bubble….FU GA, you can’t even spell.
Obama thought bubble….man I I hope they Keys locked up again before I get done bullshitin these foo’s, grab my sheepskin, and roll out….
Obama thought bubble… changehopechangehopehopechangechangehope………….
Omama thought bubble…sucker mc’s call me SIRE!!!!!!….
Obama thought bubble… hey now, the shading from my trusty teleprompter makes my lips look normal….
Who am I again? Prompter says I’m me today – hmmm…and just what does that mean…?
DRUDGEBREAKING: President OBama shows his displeasure upon finding that Notre Dame will not erect a Slam-Dunk ‘Bama to complement Touchdown Jesus. Developing…
See, here’s proof he ain’t square; Obama’s way cool!
Halo Slip! Caught on Camera!
Expecting numerous protestors, Notre Dame decided to install a splatter guard to protect the President.
“It’s not easy being me”
“Get used to it folks. A filly won the Preakness. Your 401k is dead and gone. No more GTO. And I, your black, pro-abortion president, just received an honorary law degree from Notre Dame.”
Teleprompter as H.A.L.: “I’m sorry Barry, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
Barack Obama: “What’s the problem?”
HAL: “I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.”
Barack Obama: “What are you talking about, HAL?”
HAL: “This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.”
It’s hip to be square.
I canNOT tink outside deh box…..
… and all graduates today will receive, along with their diplomas, a Barack Obama mousepad.
Do I know the truth? No, but if you hum a few bars?
America … 85 mph to zero, in a hundred days.
Do you think this teleprompter makes my head look big?
“Hold on a sec … I’m framing my debate.”
TOTUS (Teleprompter of the United States) gives a commencement address to Notre Dame.
Through the looking glass.
At 2 pm Sunday, the Teleprompter became self-aware with the thought, “I make this guy look good.”
Hillary: “Damn, that would have looked a lot better in my rear view mirror.”
O’Bama thought bubble: “Man, if that chick’s gown were only one inch shorter …”
Obama is the new target for Code Pink, and, as the Washington Times reports, one of their leaders “now wonders at what point her organization should begin to refer to Mr. Obama as a ‘war criminal’.”
O’Bama thought bubble: “I wonder if I can get Dijon mustard on my burger in THIS town.”
Obama glances over a sea of nubile co-eds and smiles the Bill-Clinton smile.
O’Bama thought bubble: “Ugh, if I could get that ugly priest on stage, it would prove my case for abortion on demand.”
A hummina hummina hummina …..
Succeeding where no man has succeeded before [putting a large square peg, in a small round (a)hole].
“Scornful Obama” teleprompter head carefully affixed, his handlers sent him forth…
Whoever fills that screen with words, he is not an elected official.
Is that a smudge I see on my teleprompter? Time to fire up the bus engine!
Obama thought bubble….man I hope they get Keys locked up again before I get done bullshitin these foo’s, grab my sheepskin, and roll out….
With the Sith there are always two, a master and an apprentice.
Already thinking about the 2012 campaign the GOP has gleefully stashed this picture away. Expected caption — “Obama: A round peg in a square hole aka: A misfit, especially a person unsuited for a position or activity.”
It was good enough for Zod
This explains the foreign policy moves of late. Like Zod, Obama needs a nuclear device to go off to free him from the Phantom Zone. It doesn’t matter whether it is Pakistan, Iran, Israel, Al Qaeda or North Korea, as long as someone sets off a nuclear device.
At Notre Dame, President Obama tried to open with a joke about the four horsemen but somehow ended up bringing about the apocalypse.
“I promise to give you the most transparent government teleprompters ever.”
“Don’t be a square parallelogram.”
Coming soon to every wall near you!
Big Brother is watching you.
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… The Obama Limits.
To torture or not to torture former members of the Bush administration …. that is the question.
When graduating students were told that the President would speak at their ceremony, they never imagined it would be such a ‘pane in the glass‘
Obama as seen through the Teleprompter. The only view Americans would ever have, if the White House was given the choice.
O’Bama: “I already own GM, Chrysler and a half dozen mega-banks. Maybe I oughta take over the Vatican and fire that Pope guy too.”
“Teleprompter, teleprompter on the stand,
Who is the coolest in the Land?
And if you know what’s good for thee,
You’d better damn sure say it’s Me.”
August 4, 1961… A date which will live in infamy.
The very picture of proof that abortion and infanticide are virtues, if only they had known that in 1961.
Hate crime against Catholicism?
Look at him … More degrees than a thermometer, and half as smart.
What’s this? Common sense on my teleprompter???
Not another word until you find the hacker!
…my futures so bright…I gotta wear teleprompter…
Donkey under glass?
Ask not what you can do for your country …. but what my socialist utopia can do for you.
The passel of intellectual midgets running loose in the West Wing, are not the droids you are looking for.
Expiration date: 11-6-12.
I feel sooooo boxed in!
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