Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    It seems that the stimulus is not having the effect we were hoping for Mr. President.

  2. Elmo says:

    After suffering a 90-6 defeat in the Senate. A disguised President Obama, attempts to flee Washington.

  3. William d'Inger says:

    The diversity of Supreme Court nominees is truly historic under Obama administration guidelines.

  4. Eric Florack says:

    * 17 of the people counted by ACORN census takers.

    * It’s Ensign Lynch. He’s Undead, Jim.

    * Around the coffee pot in any business in America, on Monday morning.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama’s disheveled alter ego can’t believe it’s Democrats who won’t fund the closing of Gitmo.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    Walking that damn dog, Bo, is proving a real physical challenge for Barack.

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama had a few words with Pelosi about her CIA comments.

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama’s spousal effiacy was questioned after he told Michelle that a soup kitchen visit didn’t require $500 footwear.

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    idiot forgot to spell check: efficacy!

  10. Brian Knapp says:

    Swine flu symptoms may include: paleness, bleeding, lessened concern for personal hygiene or appearance, and compulsion to dance to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”.

  11. floyd says:

    Nosloj La is the stage name chosen by this man, hoping to become a famous Regnis Zzaj!

  12. John Burgess says:

    White House Easter Egg Hunt–the photos the MSM refused to publish!

  13. bystander says:

    President Obama reveals that Bizzaro world is the REAL world.

  14. floyd says:

    Beaudroux, the voting rights advocate says,”

    “In Chicago dead people vote all the time…So why not Zombie’s here in Louisiana? Hell, at least we can show up at the polls on our own power!”{and a free ride from Acorn}

  15. floyd says:

    Affirmative action beneficiary “Jamal” shows up for work as “Bob”.
    Just trying to fit in, he is promptly fired!
    (ostensibly for dress code violations)

  16. floyd says:

    That’s IT, from now on it’s NON-CHLORINE bleach for me!
    (or I’ll just let the wife handle the laundry!)

  17. Rachel Edith says:

    “I left California. No jobs. Housing. The budget. Fires. Earthquakes. Drought. And Michael Jackson is back.”

  18. floyd says:

    D@mned pigeons! Next time I come to the park I’m bringing a SHOTGUN!

  19. floyd says:

    I’ve only been white for fifteen minutes and the Democrats are already calling me a racist!

  20. John425 says:

    Gitmo detainee undergoes Democrats’ alternative to waterboarding.

  21. Idiot says:

    Damn, now that there is a picture of me in white face, there goes my political career.

  22. hpb says:

    We’ve been hearing a lot of talk in the news about zombie banks, but here we see an actual zombie banker.

  23. hpb says:

    I’ve only been white for fifteen minutes and the Democrats are already calling me a racist!

    ++floyd

    17 of the people counted by ACORN census takers.

    ++Eric Florack

    ++Rachel Edith ++Brian Knapp for beating me to a Michael Jackson/Thriller comment.

  24. Wyatt Earp says:

    Zombies flee Washington, D.C. after failing to find any BRAAAIIINNNSSS!

  25. Eric Florack says:

    * They say the first couple of years are the ones that age a President the most.

  26. By tradition, a group of Thriller Dancers must be led by a black man in the process of turning white.

  27. Elmo says:

    Resistance to the Oborg is futile.

  28. Maggie Mama says:

    Furious because he has adopted several Bush policies, Daily Kos devotees already view the President in a whole new way.

  29. Diane Mason says:

    I told my blind date, “Don’t worry, I’ll be easy to find.” yet I’ve been out here for four hours. I can’t believe she can’t spot me!

  30. Elmo says:

    Panic in Detroit.

  31. elliot says:

    Obama announces his new White House spokesperson, his objective is to cover all bases.

  32. “What is the problem with Michael Jackson?”

  33. ACORN takes Chicago precinct voting practices nationwide.

  34. elliot says:

    His name is Zeba Rah, he is the assistant to the Secretary of Homeland Security.

  35. Cowboy Blob says:

    On a quest for “Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnsssss,” the zombie passed through Washington DC totally undistracted.

  36. Elmo says:

    Having stopped for a tiny little snack, at the office of the Speaker of the House. The Brain Gobblers from the Planet Stinky Pinky, set out in search of their next meal.

  37. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama can’t articulate his feelings about having chosen Biden for VP; however, one picture is worth a thousand words.

  38. Elmo says:

    Though many tried to escape Obama’s socialist utopia, not everyone succeeded.

    Krauthammer warned that buyer’s remorse would not be pretty.

    Attendees gather at 2009’s annual KOS convention, in Philadelphia.